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  • Ryder Cup player ratings: How Europe and USA match up ahead of Bethpage

    Ryder Cup player ratings: How Europe and USA match up ahead of Bethpage

    It’s nearly time… By Paddy Morgan With the Ryder Cup around the corner, SportsJOE have marked all 24 Ryder Cup players and the two captains ahead of the 2025 edition at Bethpage in New York. Europe are looking for back-to-back victories following their 16.5-11.5 win in Rome in 2023, while they haven’t won on US […]

    6 months ago

  • Macron rings Trump for help when New York police block his car in the street

    Macron rings Trump for help when New York police block his car in the street

    ‘Guess what, I’m waiting in the street because everything is closed for you’ It seems that not even the French President gets a free pass from roadblocks. Emmanuel Macron was in New York when his car was blocked in by the city’s police in order to make way for Trump’s presidential convoy. President Macron even […]

    6 months ago

  • Greggs to open their first pub with beers, sausage rolls, and pasties

    Greggs to open their first pub with beers, sausage rolls, and pasties

    The hair of the dog just got better. Greggs and Fenwick have today announced their most unique experience to date: the opening of Greggs’ first-ever pub, The Golden Flake Tavern. This marks the latest chapter in a series of successful collaborations between two Northeast brands, following on from Bistro Greggs in December 2023, which served […]

    6 months ago

  • Drones strike Gaza-bound vessel with Greta Thunberg on board

    Drones strike Gaza-bound vessel with Greta Thunberg on board

    The flotilla has already been targeted by drones twice before Several boats of the Gaza-bound Sumud Flotilla, also carrying Greta Thunberg, have been attacked by drones. Footage circulating on social media shows multiple explosions targeting the vessels, carrying humanitarian aid, which are currently situated near Greece. The Global Sumud Flotilla said in a statement: “Multiple […]

    6 months ago

  • Trump claims Kyiv can win all of Ukraine back from Russia

    Trump claims Kyiv can win all of Ukraine back from Russia

    ‘This is the time for Ukraine to act’ US President Donald Trump has said Kyiv can “win all of Ukraine back in its original form”, indicating a major shift in his position on the war with Russia. Trump took to his Truth Social to claim Ukraine could get back “the original borders from where this […]

    6 months ago

  • Woman shares ‘life saver’ hack that stops your windscreen freezing overnight

    Woman shares ‘life saver’ hack that stops your windscreen freezing overnight

    ‘Saves time and effort’ This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a commission on any sales generated from it. During the winter months there is nothing more annoying than waking up in the morning for work only for your car to be covered in ice. The task can often take a lot of time, […]

    6 months ago

  • ‘I founded a women-only community – the secret to peace is no men’

    ‘I founded a women-only community – the secret to peace is no men’

    “No men and no drama.” Meet the women-only community – a group of 11 woman who live together in a tiny home village and say the secret to harmony is “no men and no drama”. The community – called the Bird’s Nest – and based in Cumby, Texas, and is made up of single and […]

    6 months ago

  • Train passengers baffled to find crab sat on its own seat heading to the seaside

    Train passengers baffled to find crab sat on its own seat heading to the seaside

    Train passengers were left shell-shocked after discovering a live crab – sitting in his own seat The crabby commuter – who has been named Craig – was found on Wednesday evening on a South Western Railway service from London to Portsmouth. Train driver Mark Walsh was approached by a passenger about the crustacean and at […]

    6 months ago

  • Expert reveals the top signs that expose someone as a liar

    Expert reveals the top signs that expose someone as a liar

    A body language expert has revealed the subtle characteristics that mean someone is out to deceive you Among the things to look out for include someone taking a long pause before answering a question, an accelerated blink rate and a rise in vocal pitch. Other telltale signs are too much eye contact and arm folding […]

    6 months ago

  • Nearly one in ten Brits cook pizza in the toaster

    Nearly one in ten Brits cook pizza in the toaster

    Fish fingers, bacon – and even steak – are the wackiest things people have prepared in their toaster A poll of 2,000 adults shone a light on the weird and wonderful things they’ve cooked in the appliance – including potato waffles (21 per cent) and pizza (nine per cent). And one in 25 have even […]

    6 months ago

  • Gavin and Stacey star Joanna Page says she was ‘groped’ by TV host

    Gavin and Stacey star Joanna Page says she was ‘groped’ by TV host

    Joanna Page has said she was ‘groped’ by a TV host Gavin and Stacey star Joanna Page said she was “groped” by a TV host after a female producer told her he could be “very handsy” and “is probably going to start touching you”. As reported by The Times, Ms Page made the comments in […]

    6 months ago

  • Pastors reveal the ‘exact date Jesus will return’ is tomorrow

    Pastors reveal the ‘exact date Jesus will return’ is tomorrow

    A pastor has warned that the world as we know it is going to end We can’t lie, this year has felt somewhat like the end of times. From the escalation of tensions across the globe increasing WW3 fears, to the worsening climate crisis, it’s not felt like the most hopeful years. However, for one […]

    6 months ago

  • Spanish press reporting ‘major shock’ in Ballon d’Or tonight

    Spanish press reporting ‘major shock’ in Ballon d’Or tonight

    The favourites have been named. The Ballon d’Or ceremony is approaching with the greatest individual trophy in football up for grabs, now it has reported that we are in for a ‘major shock’, as per Spanish outlet MARCA. Two players that will be hoping to get their hands on the coveted trophy are Paris Saint […]

    6 months ago

  • Lip reader reveals what Donald Trump said to Elon Musk at Charlie Kirk’s funeral

    Lip reader reveals what Donald Trump said to Elon Musk at Charlie Kirk’s funeral

    ‘I’ve missed you’ A lipreader has revealed what was said during President Trump and Elon Musk’s short exchange at Charlie Kirk’s memorial service. Trump greeted Musk with a casual, “How are you doing?” before adding, “So Elon, I’ve heard you wanted to chat.” It is believed he then leaned in with a suggestion: “Let’s try […]

    6 months ago

  • Makers of Maltesers reveal the correct way to eat them

    Makers of Maltesers reveal the correct way to eat them

    There’s lots of ways to get stuck into the sweet treats The makers of Maltesers have finally settled the debate about the correct way to eat them. According to a poll, more than half (53 per cent) of consumers suck the treat without chewing, while 26 per cent nibble the chocolate before eating the centre. […]

    6 months ago

  • Kenyan athlete visiting Russia ‘tricked into army and sent to Ukraine’

    Kenyan athlete visiting Russia ‘tricked into army and sent to Ukraine’

    ‘I didn’t want a military job. I had never served before’ A Kenyan athlete, now captive in Ukraine, was forced into joining the Russian army while visiting the country. The man, only identified as Evans, was captured by Ukrainian soldiers on the Vovchansk front in Kharkiv Oblast. Evans explained he was ‘tricked’ into joining the […]

    6 months ago

  • Trump says he ate ‘whatever the hell they served us’ at royal banquet

    Trump says he ate ‘whatever the hell they served us’ at royal banquet

    The US President also described the guests at the event as ‘the biggest people in the world’. US President Donald Trump has said he ate ‘whatever the hell they served us’ at royal banquet. Lovely… Despite his recollection, other guests at the banquet, whom he described as ‘the biggest people in the world’, said they […]

    6 months ago

  • NATO responds after Russian fighter jets ‘violate’ Estonian airspace

    NATO responds after Russian fighter jets ‘violate’ Estonian airspace

    Officials have called it an ‘unprecedently brutal’ escalation. Earlier today, we reported on how three Russian fighter jets flew into NATO airspace in an ‘unprecedented’ incursion. Putin sent three fighter jets into Estonia’s airspace this morning without permission from the NATO member’s airspace. The aircrafts reportedly spent 12 minutes in the airspace, flying over the […]

    6 months ago

  • Get 40/1 on 1+ Goal Scored in Arsenal v Man City

    Get 40/1 on 1+ Goal Scored in Arsenal v Man City

    Sky Bet Sign Up Offer: Get 40/1 on 1+ Goal Scored in Arsenal v Man City 18+, BeGambleAware – This page contains commercial content and affiliate links. If you take up one of the offers presented, Joe Media Group will receive a share of a commission payment. Read more here. Mikel Arteta and Pep Guardiola go […]

    6 months ago

  • Get 50/1 on 1+ Goal Scored in Man United v Chelsea

    Get 50/1 on 1+ Goal Scored in Man United v Chelsea

    Paddy Power Sign Up Offer: Get 50/1 on 1+ Goal Scored in Man United v Chelsea 18+, BeGambleAware – This page contains commercial content and affiliate links. If you take up one of the offers presented, Joe Media Group will receive a share of a commission payment. Read more here. Manchester United and Chelsea go toe-to-toe […]

    6 months ago

  • Rival takeaways row over who offered UK’s first vegan doner kebab spit

    Rival takeaways row over who offered UK’s first vegan doner kebab spit

    ‘Shut up and take my money’ Two rival takeaways are rowing over who was first to offer the UK’s ‘first’ vegan doner kebab cooked on a spit, only for meat lovers to dismiss both as ‘not kebabs anyway’. Great British Doner (GBD) in Manchester announced on social media that they are the UK’s first to […]

    6 months ago

  • Liverpool v Everton Betfair Offer: Get 50/1 on 1+ Goal Scored in the Game

    Liverpool v Everton Betfair Offer: Get 50/1 on 1+ Goal Scored in the Game

    It’s been over 640 days since Liverpool’s last 0-0 game. 18+, BeGambleAware – This page contains commercial content and affiliate links. If you take up one of the offers presented, Joe Media Group will receive a share of a commission payment. Read more here. The first Merseyside derby of the season kicks off this weekend’s Premier […]

    6 months ago

  • Grammy Award winner Brett James dies aged 57 in a plane crash

    Grammy Award winner Brett James dies aged 57 in a plane crash

    Celebrity songwriter Brett James is one of three people who died The Grammy Award-winning songwriter, Brett James, is one of three people who died after a small-engine plane crashed in a field close to a school in North Carolina. The plane, a Cirrus SR22T aircraft, was registered to the songwriter. The aircraft left Nashville, Tennessee […]

    6 months ago

  • ‘Devil letter’ written by possessed nun in 1676 has finally been translated

    ‘Devil letter’ written by possessed nun in 1676 has finally been translated

    The letter has finally been uncovered A letter claimed to have been written by a possessed nun almost 350 years ago has finally been translated. Sister Maria Crocifissa della Concezione was found on August 11, 1676 on the floor of her covent cell, covered in ink and holding a note featuring an unintelligible mix of […]

    6 months ago

  • Camp Rock 3 has officially been given the go-ahead by Disney

    Camp Rock 3 has officially been given the go-ahead by Disney

    It will see the return of the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato Camp Rock 3 is officially in the works following Disney’s approval and will feature some of our favourite Camp Rockers. The iconic musical will see the return of Joe Jonas (Shane Gray), Nick Jonas (Nate Gray), and Kevin Jonas (Jason Gray), who will […]

    6 months ago

  • Dolly Parton cancels appearance at Dollywood due to health concerns

    Dolly Parton cancels appearance at Dollywood due to health concerns

    ‘I’m just putting that all on hold’ Dolly Parton cancelled her appearance at her theme park, Dollywood, on Wednesday (September 17) due to health concerns. Parton was suffering from kidney stones and had been advised not to travel by her doctor. When Dolly’s performance was due, the country hitmaker (79) appeared through a pre-recorded video […]

    6 months ago

  • Skyscraper-sized asteroid approaching Earth, NASA reports

    Skyscraper-sized asteroid approaching Earth, NASA reports

    The giant asteroid will be at its closest to our planet tomorrow. An asteroid the size of a skyscraper is approaching Earth at 24,136 miles per hour. The giant asteroid will be at its closest to our planet tomorrow. The rock, named “2025 FA22”, is 520 feet across. Taking the vastness of space into account, […]

    6 months ago

  • Chemical castration pilot of sex offenders to be expanded across more of England

    Chemical castration pilot of sex offenders to be expanded across more of England

    It hopes to tackle reoffending The Justice Secretary has said that chemical suppressants for sexual offenders will be trialled in north-west and north-east England in an effort to minimise reoffending. Following an independent sentencing review conducted in May, the government has decided to expand the pilot from four prisons in the south-west to 20 prisons. […]

    6 months ago

  • Doctor reveals how many times a day you should be having a wee

    Doctor reveals how many times a day you should be having a wee

    It can say a lot about your overall health Everyone needs the loo from time to time, however, the frequency of doing so can be far more individual than you may initially think. There are two sides to the spectrum, as some people wake up multiple times a night, ‘bursting’ to relieve themselves, while others […]

    6 months ago

  • Ranvir Singh told to quit Good Morning Britain after comments on far-right march

    Ranvir Singh told to quit Good Morning Britain after comments on far-right march

    She’s received an abundance of messages The Good Morning Britain presenter spoke openly on Monday’s show that she would stay away from central London with her son over the weekend for safety reasons. Ranvir Singh has since revealed how she was urged to quit Good Morning Britain after receiving plenty of “hate” in response to […]

    6 months ago

  • Huge photo of Trump and Epstein unveiled outside Windsor Castle

    Huge photo of Trump and Epstein unveiled outside Windsor Castle

    It’s said to be the ‘world’s largest photo’ of the pair The “world’s largest photo” of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump has been unveiled outside Windsor Castle ahead of Trump’s stay. The political group Everyone Hates Elon posted a video yesterday (Monday, 15 September) showing the moment the 400 square-metre photo was placed outside Windsor […]

    6 months ago

  • Blind man has vision restored after having tooth implanted in his eye

    Blind man has vision restored after having tooth implanted in his eye

    He was left in tears when he made eye contact for the first time in two decades Brent Chapman (34) has regained his sight after undergoing a pioneering procedure that utilised his own tooth. By virtue of Dr Greg Moloney, Brent has been living in a ‘whole new world’ since he got his vision back […]

    6 months ago

  • Mum lasering off daughter’s birthmark to ‘protect her’ as she gets older

    Mum lasering off daughter’s birthmark to ‘protect her’ as she gets older

    “The comments I get are unbelievable and it’s from adults.” A mum is lasering off her daughter’s facial birthmark in order to “protect her” as she gets older – after other kids’ “refused” to play with her because of it. One-year-old Hallie was born with a congenital nevus birthmark on her face – a mole […]

    6 months ago

  • Woman who had affair with Thomas Skinner says it was a relationship not a fling

    Woman who had affair with Thomas Skinner says it was a relationship not a fling

    Thomas Skinner admitted to having an affair shortly after his wedding in 2022 The alleged affair partner of TV star Thomas Skinner has revealed the he had ‘deceived’ her as he labelled their romance a ‘fling’. Former Apprentice candidate Thomas Skinner has admitted to cheating on his wife, Sinéad Chambers, just weeks after they got […]

    6 months ago

  • News presenter apologises after saying mentally ill homeless people should be ‘killed’

    News presenter apologises after saying mentally ill homeless people should be ‘killed’

    Brian Kilmeade suggested ‘involuntary lethal injection’ Fox & Friends co-host Brian Kilmeade advised “involuntary lethal injection” for unhoused people suffering mental health issues who decline seeking help. The remark was made while discussing the murder of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska with his co-hosts Ainsley Earhardt and Lawrence Jones. The hosts claimed that the suspect should […]

    6 months ago

  • Who is favourite to replace Ruben Amorim at Manchester United?

    Who is favourite to replace Ruben Amorim at Manchester United?

    The majority of recent bets have been for one man The overriding feeling from Sunday’s Manchester derby defeat was one of numbness for United fans. City were comfortable in their 3-0 victory at the Etihad, leaving Ruben Amorim’s side with just four points from their opening four games, their worst start since 1992/93. Now, they […]

    6 months ago

  • UK and France ‘one in, one out’ migrant return scheme set to start today

    UK and France ‘one in, one out’ migrant return scheme set to start today

    ‘Protecting the UK border is our top priority’ Sir Keir Starmer’s ‘one in, one out’ deal with France, which involves the deportation of Channel migrants, will take effect today. The asylum seekers who arrived in the UK on small boats last month have since been issued with formal removal directions, informing them of their deportation […]

    6 months ago

  • Keir Starmer issues statement after 150,000 people attend far-right protest

    Keir Starmer issues statement after 150,000 people attend far-right protest

    “Our flag represents our diverse country and we will never surrender it to those that use it as a symbol of violence, fear and division.” Keir Starmer has issued a statement after violence broke out at a rally organised by far-right activist Tommy Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. At least 25 people were […]

    6 months ago

  • Emotional tributes pour in from boxing world as Ricky Hatton found dead aged 46

    Emotional tributes pour in from boxing world as Ricky Hatton found dead aged 46

    Boxing world champion Ricky Hatton has died Boxing legend Ricky Hatton has been found dead aged 46 with emotional tributes from the boxing world pouring in. The Stockport-born boxing world champion was found dead at his home in Hyde, Greater Manchester. Greater Manchester Police confirmed that a body had been found, and the death is […]

    6 months ago

  • Schoolgirl put into isolation over Union Flag dress speaks at Tommy Robinson rally

    Schoolgirl put into isolation over Union Flag dress speaks at Tommy Robinson rally

    It’s estimated 150,000 people turned up to the rally A 13-year-old schoolgirl who was sent home after turning up in a sequin Union Flag dress spoke at Tommy Robinson’s ‘Unite the Kingdom’ rally in London yesterday. Courtney Wright was put into isolation at school for wearing Union flag dress on a ‘culture day’ in July […]

    6 months ago

  • At least 25 arrests made after police officers attacked during Tommy Robinson rally

    At least 25 arrests made after police officers attacked during Tommy Robinson rally

    Metrpolitan Police sad they faced ‘unacceptable violence’ At least 25 people have been arrested following the ‘United the Kingdom’ march in London yesterday. Met Police said 26 officers were injured, with four facing serious injuries. The injuries suffered ranged from broken teeth, concussion, a possible broken nose, a prolapsed disc and a head injury. Police […]

    6 months ago

  • Coldplay fans divided as Chris Martin dedicates song to Charlie Kirk’s family

    Coldplay fans divided as Chris Martin dedicates song to Charlie Kirk’s family

    The band asked fans to ‘send love to Charlie Kirk’s family’ During their performance at London’s Wembley Stadium on Friday night (12 September), Coldplay’s Chris Martin gave a somewhat controversial shoutout to the family of the American right-wing activist Charlie Kirk. Coldplay’s frontman (48) regularly addresses the crowd during their shows, so this time at […]

    6 months ago

  • How to get 50/1 odds on Man City to have 1 or more shots on target v Man Utd

    How to get 50/1 odds on Man City to have 1 or more shots on target v Man Utd

    City have scored 14 goals in the last four meetings in this fixture 18+, BeGambleAware – This page contains commercial content and affiliate links. If you take up one of the offers presented, Joe Media Group will receive a share of a commission payment. Read more here. The Premier League returns this weekend with the Manchester […]

    6 months ago

  • Sir David Jason to reprise Open All Hours role

    Sir David Jason to reprise Open All Hours role

    Next year will mark the 50th anniversary of the iconic series British actor Sir David Jason will reprise his role as the beloved sitcom character Granville for one last time. The acting legend (85) has taken on the role of the errand boy turned shopkeeper in the BBC’s Open All Hours since 1976. When the […]

    6 months ago

  • Dad paints St George’s flag on house after having flag torn down

    Dad paints St George’s flag on house after having flag torn down

    ‘They can’t rip this one down’ A dad who had an England flag torn down from his garden decided to go “one better” and paint a giant St George’s cross across the entire front of his house. Simon Brocklehurst, 41, was left fuming when his flag was ripped down from his front garden in Sutton-in-Ashfield, […]

    6 months ago