Joseph Loftus

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Joseph Loftus is a writer and editor from the north west of England. He has worked as editor of UNILAD, LADbible, and now works as Senior Social Editor at JOE.

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  • Woman shares ridiculous list of demands if a man wants to take her on a date

    Woman shares ridiculous list of demands if a man wants to take her on a date

    ‘YES you will be paying for the whole date’ A woman has gone viral on Facebook for sharing the list of things she demands from all men who hope to attain a date with her. Listen, we’ve all got our type, we’ve all got expectations, but this list is seriously out of this world. Stories […]

    2 years ago

  • Elon Musk reveals name of secret third child with Grimes

    Elon Musk reveals name of secret third child with Grimes

    ‘Nothing is ever normal with Elon is it?’ After much speculation, Elon Musk has finally confirmed that he did indeed have a third child with Grimes – and now he’s revealed their name. Musk and Grimes previously had a three-year-old son called X and a daughter called Exa Dark Siderael. Musk actually has a total […]

    2 years ago

  • Captain Tom’s daughter was paid £70k as charity donations halved

    Captain Tom’s daughter was paid £70k as charity donations halved

    An inquiry was launched into the charity in June 2022 A probe into the Captain Tom Foundation had a “massive adverse impact” on fundraising, the charity claims, as accounts reveal that the veteran’s daughter received more than £70,000 to head the charity. After identifying concerns about the charity’s management, the Charity Commission launched an inquiry […]

    2 years ago

  • Schoolboy dead after being electrocuted at Blackpool hotel

    Schoolboy dead after being electrocuted at Blackpool hotel

    He was just 10 years old A schoolboy has tragically died after being electrocuted in a Blackpool hotel. The boy was rushed to hospital in critical condition but sadly died soon after. The incident occurred at Tiffany’s Hotel in Blackpool, Lancashire. Lancashire Police were called to the hotel at 10.39pm on Sunday after the boy […]

    2 years ago

  • Man quits job on the spot after winning £1.2 million

    Man quits job on the spot after winning £1.2 million

    ‘Oh my god this is unbelievable’ One guy recently had his dream come true after pocketing $2.5 million (£1.2 million) on the lotto. The Australian man held one of the eight division one winning entries on Saturday’s Lotto draw last Saturday where every winner pocketed $2.5 mil. The man took a little longer to figure […]

    2 years ago

  • ‘Old people tell me I won’t look good at 60 because of my tattoos’

    ‘Old people tell me I won’t look good at 60 because of my tattoos’

    She has over 320,000 followers on TikTok A popular TikToker has opened up on social media saying that the older generation judge her for having tattoos. Taylor Paige Courtenay, from South Devon, is covered in tatts from top to bottom. The TikToker who has more than 320k followers on the platform, recently addressed the negativity […]

    2 years ago

  • Johnny Depp cements comeback by returning in new Dior campaign

    Johnny Depp cements comeback by returning in new Dior campaign

    Johnny Depp is officially back Johnny Depp has returned as the face of Dior. In a new advert lasting almost 30 seconds, Depp can be seen returning as the poster boy for Sauvage. In the clip, called The Call of The Blazing Sun of Savage Eau de Toilette, Depp can be seen reciting poetry as […]

    2 years ago

  • New Netflix series breaks viewing record held by Stranger Things and Wednesday

    New Netflix series breaks viewing record held by Stranger Things and Wednesday

    It’s taken over the top spot on Netflix’s charts in 84 countries A new Netflix show is taking the platform by storm across the globe, having already smashed a record set by Stranger Things and Wednesday The new show is a live-action adaptation of a Japanese manga series and is blowing people’s minds all over […]

    2 years ago

  • The Joe Rogan Podcast rumoured to be a radio station on GTA 6

    The Joe Rogan Podcast rumoured to be a radio station on GTA 6

    ‘Please make this happen’ A rumour has circulated online speculating that The Joe Rogan Podcast will be featured in the upcoming video game, Grand Theft Auto VI. Following years of speculation, earlier this year Rockstar finally confirmed that GTA 6 is in development and while a handful of legitimate remarks have been made about the […]

    2 years ago

  • Piers Morgan hits back after being booed live on air at NTAs

    Piers Morgan hits back after being booed live on air at NTAs

    Morgan was booed by the crowd at the National Television Awards last night Piers Morgan has hit back after being booed and jeered by crowds at the National Television Awards last night after failing to win his award. Piers was nominated for his TV interview show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, however he fell short of the […]

    2 years ago

  • NTA viewers say Lee Mack will be cancelled after joke about Jill Scott

    NTA viewers say Lee Mack will be cancelled after joke about Jill Scott

    The comedian picked up an award for The 1% Club Comedian Lee Mack has come under fire for a joke he made at the National Television Awards last night. The comedian from Southport picked up the Quiz Game Show award for The 1% Club during last night’s ceremony. The award was presented to Mack by […]

    2 years ago

  • Paul O’Grady wins National Television Award six months after death

    Paul O’Grady wins National Television Award six months after death

    ‘I know that Paul cared deeply for each and every one of those animals’ Paul O’Grady was awarded with a posthumous National Television Award last night for his show, For The Love Of Dogs. O’Grady, who died back in March, was up against Clarkson’s Farm, Sort Your Life Out, and The Martin Lewis Money Show […]

    2 years ago

  • Major incident declared after 52-seater-bus crash on Pembrokeshire bridge

    Major incident declared after 52-seater-bus crash on Pembrokeshire bridge

    Fire crews have declared a major incident on Cleddau Bridge in Pembrokeshire A major incident has been declared after a 52-seater-bus crashed on a bridge in Pembrokeshire, Wales. At least ten passengers are reported to be injured and the bus driver has been airlifted to hospital after it was initially reported that the driver had […]

    2 years ago

  • Netflix drops first trailer for Chicken Run 2

    Netflix drops first trailer for Chicken Run 2

    It’s been 23 years Netflix have announced that the long-awaited Chicken Run sequel will be dropping on the streaming service this December. In a tweet posted to Netflix’s Twitter account, they revealed that Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget, will be available on December 15, just in time for Christmas viewings. They wrote in the […]

    2 years ago

  • Man refused refund after finding mouse ‘twitching’ in Chinese takeaway

    Man refused refund after finding mouse ‘twitching’ in Chinese takeaway

    ‘That’s a big mushroom isn’t it?’ A disgusted customer has spoken of his horror at finding a twitching mouse after tucking in to his Chinese takeaway soup. Sam Hayward, from Strood in Kent, had already begun eating his his mushroom noodle soup before he spotted something moving at the bottom. The disgusted 39-year-old filmed the […]

    2 years ago

  • Mason Greenwood releases video message after signing for Getafe

    Mason Greenwood releases video message after signing for Getafe

    Mason Greenwood has issued his first video statement since last playing for Manchester United Just last month, Manchester United announced that former club forward, Mason Greenwood, would be continuing his playing career away from Old Trafford. For a short spell, it appeared that Greenwood would be reinstated into the United squad causing mass condemnation and […]

    2 years ago

  • Teenager dies after eating spicy tortilla chip so hot he passed out

    Teenager dies after eating spicy tortilla chip so hot he passed out

    The one chip challenge has been a viral trend for years A 14-year-old boy has died after eating a tortilla chip that was so spicy he passed out and later passed away. The teenager was taking part in the so-called ‘One Chip Challenge’ which has been a popular trend on social media for years. The […]

    2 years ago

  • Plane forced to turn back after passenger’s diarrhoea sparks biohazard

    Plane forced to turn back after passenger’s diarrhoea sparks biohazard

    The smell of faeces began radiating through the cabin A plane has been forced to turn around after a passenger underwent a horrific bout of diarrhoea. The flight was two hours into its journey from Atlanta to Barcelona when the unbelievable smell began radiating throughout the Airbus A350. It’s reported that a rather unwell passenger […]

    2 years ago

  • Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell dead aged 56

    Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell dead aged 56

    It had been announced he was receiving end of life care The iconic singer with Smash Mouth, Steve Harwell, has sadly died at the age of 56. Just earlier on Monday it was revealed that Harwell was receiving end of life care in a hospice at his home after being diagnosed with liver failure. And […]

    2 years ago

  • “I boarded a flight without my wife – she missed it and is furious”

    “I boarded a flight without my wife – she missed it and is furious”

    They’d booked tickets to visit their daughter over a long weekend A man has found himself kneedeep in hot water city after he boarded a plane without his wife and left her behind. The unnamed man in his 40s took to Reddit to explain the situation that went on between himself, his wife, and his […]

    2 years ago

  • Woman ends marriage after reading husband’s nickname for her in texts

    Woman ends marriage after reading husband’s nickname for her in texts

    There’s no ifs or buts about it, marriage isn’t easy It takes a lot of effort from both sides. It takes respect, communication, dedication. It takes time, effort, and understanding. To make a marriage work, it requires a lot of love and energy and trust. But a lot of the time, marriages don’t work. One […]

    2 years ago

  • Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell in hospice with days left to live

    Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell in hospice with days left to live

    His family are saying their goodbyes Legendary Smash Mouth singer, Steve Harwell, has just days to live, his reps have confirmed. The iconic All Star singer has been admitted to a hospice after reaching the final stage of liver failure. It’s believed that Harwell has been struggling with alcohol abuse for many years. Over the […]

    2 years ago

  • England women’s manager dedicates Coach of the Year award to Spain’s national team

    England women’s manager dedicates Coach of the Year award to Spain’s national team

    ‘Can I send a message please?’ England women’s manager, Sarina Wiegman, has dedicated her UEFA Women’s Coach of the Year award to the Spanish team who defeated the Lionesses in the World Cup Final. Despite Spanish glory in the final, the past two weeks of what should have been celebration have been hugely overshadowed by […]

    3 years ago

  • Elon Musk announces major change for X that will affect every user

    Elon Musk announces major change for X that will affect every user

    He’s taking on Zuck in more ways than one Elon Musk has announced new features for X (formerly known as Twitter) and if all goes ahead it’ll change the experience for every user on the planet. Taking to his own platform this morning, Musk wrote that audio and video calls will soon be coming to […]

    3 years ago

  • UEFA president slammed for warning Lionesses manager her trophy is heavy

    UEFA president slammed for warning Lionesses manager her trophy is heavy

    ‘Be careful, it’s heavy’ UEFA chief, Aleksander Ceferin, has been criticised after footage emerged of him warning English boss, Sarina Wiegman, her trophy was heavy. Awarding the England Women’s manager her Coach of the Year trophy, Ceferin explained “Be careful, it’s heavy” before passing over the award. Wiegman collected the trophy in Monaco after the […]

    3 years ago

  • Mum with 800 tattoos banned from ink parlours as artists won’t touch her face

    Mum with 800 tattoos banned from ink parlours as artists won’t touch her face

    ‘I’m banned from tattoo parlous because my face is full of tattoos.’ A self-professed tattoo addict who is believed to be Britain’s most inked up mum says that she’s been banned from tattoo parlours by professional artists who won’t touch her face. Melissa Sloan, 46, claims to have around 800 tattoos but says that her […]

    3 years ago

  • ‘People say I look like Mariah Carey with makeup on’

    ‘People say I look like Mariah Carey with makeup on’

    ‘I refuse to believe you’re the same person’ Sarah Andres is a beauty and makeup vlogger from Edmonton, Canada, who has wowed her millions of followers across the globe with her radical transformation videos. In one recent video, shared to her 747,000 fans on TikTok, Sarah shows herself transforming in her at-home makeup studio. In […]

    3 years ago

  • Mum reveals final words to son who died after being attacked by XL bully

    Mum reveals final words to son who died after being attacked by XL bully

    ‘It was a normal day, I took my two boys to school, got through the day and then picked them up as I did every day’ A heartbroken mum has revealed the final words she spoke to her 10-year-old son who died after being mauled to death by a dog. Emma Whitfield’s son, Jack, died […]

    3 years ago

  • Paris Jackson reveals why she identifies as a Black woman

    Paris Jackson reveals why she identifies as a Black woman

    Paris Jackson has addressed her ethnicity after people claimed the singer is white Paris Jackson, the eldest of Michael Jackson’s children, has explained why she identifies as a Black woman, despite many people calling her white. Born to Debbie Rowe and the King of Pop back in 1998, Paris has followed in her father’s footsteps […]

    3 years ago

  • At least 52 people killed in huge multi-storey building fire in Johannesburg

    At least 52 people killed in huge multi-storey building fire in Johannesburg

    At least 52 people are dead and dozens more are injured Horrific news has emerged this morning (August 31) as authorities in South Africa have confirmed at least 52 people have been killed and dozens more have been injured following a fire in a multi-storey building. According to The Guardian, the number of injured is […]

    3 years ago

  • First ever ‘alien’ objects found at bottom of Pacific Ocean

    First ever ‘alien’ objects found at bottom of Pacific Ocean

    The astrophysicist claims to have found over 700 ‘interstellar’ items The first-ever ‘alien’ objects have reportedly been discovered at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Legendary astrophysicist, Avi Loeb, made the incredible find of 750 items, or rather fragments of iron droplets, which entered the Earth’s atmosphere from the meteor, IM1, before smashing into the […]

    3 years ago

  • Grandparents and three-year-old grandchild killed in horror crash

    Grandparents and three-year-old grandchild killed in horror crash

    ‘Thoughts and prayers for those who have died in tonight’s tragedy’ Two grandparents and their infant grandchild have tragically died in a horror crash in Tipperary, Ireland. The crash, which took place shortly before 9pm yesterday (August 29) evening, occurred when the car hit a wall on the outskirts of Cashel, Tipperary. A man and […]

    3 years ago

  • Dead Man’s Shoes returns to cinemas nationwide for the first time since 2004

    Dead Man’s Shoes returns to cinemas nationwide for the first time since 2004

    ‘You were supposed to be a monster – now I’m the f***ing beast’ Originally released back in 2004, Shane Meadow’s, Dead Man’s Shoes, has cemented itself in the history books as a cult classic of British cinema. The dark psychological thriller stars Paddy Considine as Richard, a former soldier in the British Army, who returns […]

    3 years ago

  • Sir David Attenborough to return with new TV series at 97 years old

    Sir David Attenborough to return with new TV series at 97 years old

    ‘Planet Earth wouldn’t be Planet Earth without David’ At 97 years old, David Attenborough is back and better than ever! The legend of British TV is now approaching his seventh decade of broadcast after first appearing on our screens back in 1954. He’s only three years away from his 100th birthday, but Attenborough isn’t going […]

    3 years ago

  • UK’s worst beer garden where customers drink in a car park

    UK’s worst beer garden where customers drink in a car park

    ‘Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine’ Boy oh boy, while the UK is home to some of the grimmest beer gardens that can be found across the seven seas, this one surely takes the biscuit. Like a deleted scene from Tyrannosaur, this is the […]

    3 years ago