USA Soccer Guy on Rooney’s move to MLS

8 years ago

‘The Celtics will have a whole city behind them’

8 years ago

One of the most eagerly anticipized soccer matches in the entire season

9 years ago

Two American-owned English soccer franchises meet today.

10 years ago

A new dawn for Seaswans

10 years ago

Keep an eye on these guys

10 years ago

With the soccer season over in the the United Kingdom of Britain for now, EPL League soccer players would usually be heading off for their summer-time spring breaks round about now. But this summer things are different, with a whole bunch of real awesome soccer players unitifying for the European World Championships. The opening game of the […]

10 years ago

After a whole bunch of speculization, Louis Van Gogh finally got his ass fired by the Manchester Unity after coaching them soccer for two years. Hired after coaching soccer to the Neverlands Soccer Club in the World Cup World Championships in 2014, he sucked at his job in the EPL League, even though he won […]

10 years ago

Super Bowl weekend is a time when football dominizes the headlines, but over in the the United Kingdom of England, the real crazy EPL League season means that soccer is still the main event. Man City Franchise Club hosted Liechester City in the first game of the weekend. Both franchises are tryin to go win […]

10 years ago

Real good soccer returns

11 years ago

Thought that the country of Ireland was famous for Leprechauns and guys wearing kilts? If you did, you guys are wrong. Its soccer team participized in the greatest World Cup of all time in America in 1994, and if their guys can go beat some other team, they’ll be heading to the European World Championships in […]

11 years ago

There was a time when Juan Mourinho knew how to coach soccer pretty good. Known as the Special Juan, his guys would always find a way to go get the win. But like some real old guy that used to be young but is now just old, Coach Mourinho just can’t work his magic no more. […]

11 years ago

Weekend kicks

11 years ago

Just outside London, England, lies the city of Manchester. And while it’s still probably way more famous for the music of the Beatles, Manchester’s two soccer franchises are so awesome that nobody in the city even cares about Lennon, McCarthy, Jagger and the other guy. Both franchises go head to head this weekend at the Old […]

11 years ago

After crashing to defeat against Olympic Argos in their last Euro Soccer Cup game, the London Arsenal fans were real mad at Coach Wenger. “Go read some soccer coaching books,” and “That goaltender couldn’t catch food poisoning if he ate some uncooked chicken,” could be heard as his guys headed for the locker room. Having […]

11 years ago

Two years on from becoming the winningest international franchise in the world in Brazil, Germany will be looking to become world champions of Europe in France next summer. The final line-up for the European World Soccer Championships is nearly finalized after a bunch of soccer games got played this last week. Being Europe, countries such […]

11 years ago

Chelsea Franchise Club recorded a humongous victory as they try real hard to not get their asses relegationized. Coach Arsenal Wenger and his guys were the visitors to Stanford Bridge, with the Soccer Cannons tryin to take the victory points back to London with them. When the referee blew the half time out whistle to […]

11 years ago

All you need to know about the British franchises in the Euro Soccer Cup

11 years ago

Soccer Guy’s Pregame Preview

11 years ago

With the Glasgow Celtics soccer franchise just one game away from reaching the Euro Soccer Cup, today is a humongous day for everyone in the Scotch capital city. Like some real sad puppy that got thrown in the garbage because its owner didn’t wanna give it any food no more, the city of Glasgow has been starved […]

11 years ago

Like a tidal wave of soccer awesomeness, Man City Franchise Club continue to go get everyone real wet. Fresh from kicking Coach Mourinho’s ass last time out, the light-blue uniformed franchise arrived in Mercyside knowing that if they scored more than Evertown, they would win some more. Coach Ricky Martinez’s franchise would be no easy […]

11 years ago

At the completion whistle in Manchester, Juan Mourinho looked so sick, he needed a doctor. No Band-Aid would cover up the hurting inside the Special Juan’s real sad body as his EPL World Champions got totally owned by the Manchester City Light Blues. Right from the start of the soccer game, Chelsea Franchise Club’s soccer totally sucked and […]

11 years ago

August 15, 2007 was one of the biggest days in the history of soccer. Back then, David Beckham was tryin real hard to handle the pace of the MLS. A humongous step up for the English guy after his move from Real Salt Lake’s Spanish franchise in Madrid, things were pretty tough going in his […]

11 years ago

After their summer time spring break, the soccer players of the English Premier EPL League are back for some more kicks. As the fans prepare for their opening weekend tailgate parties, here’s a look at a bunch of stuff that you guys should be looking out for when the clock strikes soccer o’clock this weekend. […]

11 years ago

While you guys in Britain get pumped for the English EPL opening weekend, over this side of the pond is where the real soccer action is at. MLS is like a lake of soccer awesomeness that the whole world wants to go take a swim in and get real wet. Lamphard and Stevie Gee have joined […]

11 years ago

After all the hype, Stevie Gee lasted just one quarter of his LA Galaxy debut – making a half-time-out visit to the sub shack. In the most humongous moment of his soccering career, Gee entered the StubHub Center field to whoops and hollers of support from the bleachers. Clearly overawed by his new surroundings, this […]

11 years ago

Stevie Gee was undeniafiably a big fish in the EPL League pond. But in the week that he made his eagerly anticipized move to LA, the long time Liver Pool guy has been finding that he’s been dunked head first into the ocean of awesomeness that is MLS. Just another star in the Los Angeles […]

11 years ago

Before making the step up to MLS, Stevie Gee played soccer one last time in Mercyside this weekend. Real soon, the one-franchise guy will join his second franchise, LA Galaxy, quitting Liver Pool and ending a career in the EPL League that has played out like a Hollywood movie. But unfortunately for Gee and all Liver […]

11 years ago

Barcelonia will face off against the Old Ladies in the Euro Soccer Cup Final in the German City of Berlin, Germany. On Tuesday, Barcelonia denied Bryan Munich a trip to Germany, as they won 5-3 on the aggregization law. The home franchise was already down by three when they welcomed the Spanish guys to the […]

11 years ago

Chelsea Franchise Club is the winningest franchise of EPL XXIII With a bunch of soccer games still to play, Chelsea Franchise Club have already got themselves that EPL Cup. The math was real simple heading into their game with the Crystal Palace Eagles: Go win and Roman Ibrahimovic’s guys would get their fingers inside world […]

11 years ago

EPL All-Stars reject is MVP Tim Howard sure made his point real good on Sunday. As soccer fans across the UK reacted in shock that the Evertown goaltender didn’t make the EPL All-Star team, Howard was inspirizational as his franchise handed the Manchester Unity a one way ticket to Loserville. When the Soccer Candies first […]

11 years ago

History is made after one of the most historical wins in the history of Chelsea Franchise Club’s history… Coach Juan Mourinho’s guys won at soccer today, to take a humongous step towards getting their fingers inside some EPL World Championship victory rings. The only goalshot against Man Unity was also the only goalshot of the […]

11 years ago

The Special Juan…

11 years ago

Manchester Unity silenced the real loud neighbours as they beat their asses 4-2 at soccer at the Old Trafford Center. Despite owning the Blue uniforms, the Unity totally sucked to start out. Just eight minutes into the first quarter, it seemed like the Unity deefense were still on their spring break vacation as Sergio Agwearo […]

11 years ago

The eyes of the soccer world will be looking right at the English city of Manchester, England on Sunday. As well as sounding kinda like some real neat bars, Man Unity and Man City are two of the most winningest soccer franchises in the English EPL League. On Sunday, they face off against each other to […]

11 years ago

Stevie Gee messed up real bad as his Liver Pool franchise lost to Man Unity, missing out on the chance to make the EPL League’s awesome foursome. Having not even touched the soccer ball for the first forty-five minutes, Gee got the major felony card for stamping on some guy just a minute into the […]

11 years ago