Super Bowl weekend is a time when football dominizes the headlines, but over in the the United Kingdom of England, the real crazy EPL League season means that soccer is still the main event.
Man City Franchise Club hosted Liechester City in the first game of the weekend. Both franchises are tryin to go win the EPL World Championship, but a whole bunch of people expected this to be the soccer game where Coach Ronnie Airy’s guys finally got their asses kicked real good.
The two franchises seemed a world away at the start of the season. Real rich and with their eyes on success, Man City Franchise Club are the Donald Trump of soccer. Liechester on the other hand, were like some homeless guy that has to go eat stuff out the garbage can every day.
But with three months to go until the end of the EPL season, Liechester have proved that Abu Diaby owners don’t guarantee you real awesome soccer.
Man City’s deefense found doing deefense harder than a kindergarten kid tryin to fix up their shoelaces with their mouth. Two goalshots from Robbie Hoof and one from Ma Rez made it a triple Hart bypass for the visiting franchise.
A late Agwearo goalshot made it three to one, but the Liechester fairytale continues.
Real mad Liver Pool fans go real mad
Over in Liver Pool, a bunch of their fans were real mad and decided to go home early. Unfortunately, the Liver Pool deefense went some place else too, allowing Sunny-D Land to help themselves to a one point take away after Chowmein Defoe inserted a late equalization goalshot.
Asstown Villa win at soccer
Asstown Villa sure have sucked this year, but after inserting twice against Northwich, they got the victory points meaning the Yellow Ducks are in a whole load of trouble.
Antony Costa leaves Man Unity feeling Blue
After a goalshot from Jesse Lindegaard gave Man Unity the lead against Chelsea Franchise Club, it seemed that stopping the Blue uniforms from scoring would almost certainly get them the win.
But unfortunately for the Soccer Satans, Costa managed to knot things up in overtime, meaning the Unity tied for ones.
It’s all to play for in the EPL League rundown…
