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18th Apr 2015

Soccer Guy’s preview of Chelsea Franchise Club Vs Manchester Unity

The Special Juan...

Soccer Guy

Chelsea Franchise Club look to take one humongous step towards the EPL League World Championship when they host Manchester Unity on Saturday.

It’s undeniafiably been a pretty crazy week for Juan Mourinho and his guys. After taking a road trip to Queens Power Rangers at the weekend, the Special Juan’s franchise were still tied up at zeros just minutes before the completion whistle.

Real Madrid Fans Celebrate Victory Over Barcelona

But when the Queens Power Rangers goaltender did some dumbass kick, the soccer ball was played back towards his soccer goal real quick. Mask wearing Spanish guy Sex Fabregas was in the danger box zone to kick it home for the Blue guys and hand them the victory points.

PSV Eindhoven v Arsenal

The goalshot was celebrated over in the sub shack, and it was pretty clear that Juan Mourinho was delighted to have Sex on the soccer field with the rest of his soccer players. Although not nominized for the EPL MVP award this time out, his assists and real neat soccer plays have made Chelsea Franchise Club do real good this year.

That same day, the Unity also won at soccer, beating their real loud neighbors. For the first time since Coach Moyles got his ass fired and went coaching the Real Social Dads in EPL Spain, the Unity look like they’re pretty good again.

Real Sociedad de Futbol v FC Barcelona - La Liga

Coach Louis van Gogh shares the same name as some real famous composer guy, and if he can coach the Unity to another victory in London on Saturday it sure will be real sweet music to the ears of all of Soccer Satan fans.

UEFA Champions League Final Previews - Bayern Munich Training

Last time out, an overtime equalization strike from RSVP tied it up for the Unity at ones, following Didier Dogbra’s goalshot a little earlier. After getting hurt a few weeks back, the Scandinavian will probably not make it outta the subshack for the Manchester reds.

West Ham United v Arsenal

With a slot in the EPL awesome foursome almost guaranteed, many soccer experts think that the Unity probably won’t even try in this game and the pressure is very much on the blue uniforms. A win would put them in a great place for Juan Mourinho to go win that EPL Cup for the first time since Roman Ibrahimovic fired him a real long time ago.

Champions League Final - AS Monaco v FC Porto

If they are gonna go win it, the Londoners are gonna have to find a way of scoring some goashots, although it’s expected that the Unity deefense will try and stop that.