The new Everton boss isn’t here to make friends. He is here to spend £50 million on Richarlison and bin off average football players

8 years ago

Both players have been heavily linked with moves away from their respective teams.

8 years ago

We say rolled back the years, somehow he is only 28-years-old

8 years ago

The news has been confirmed by Juventus manager Max Allegri

8 years ago

The plane nose-dived seconds after takeoff in a hailstorm.

8 years ago

There is absolutely nothing wrong with watching these two gigantic balls of muscle hug each other and cry

8 years ago

If nobody stopped them, looked at the shark up close and said “Wow that’s an ugly baby” then this whole thing was a waste of time, to be honest.

8 years ago

The recording of the phone call has been released by Essex police.

8 years ago

Janice has had some serious words with the large pink one

8 years ago

Do you want to watch Patrice Evra frolic in the sea with a pig whilst in a wig and sunglasses? You do, don’t you? Good. Come right this way.

8 years ago

No, really

8 years ago

All bad things must come to an end

8 years ago

Why are you so big and weird, Alex?

8 years ago

Disney shareholders have approved the acquisition

8 years ago

Still just want Crash Team Racing back though, to be honest

8 years ago

That’s the thing about Donald Trump Hollywood Walk of Fame star vandals, they always stick together

8 years ago

Facebook’s value was down $111 billion (£85 billion) by the time Wall Street opened on Thursday Mark Zuckerberg has lost around £13 billion of his personal fortune after Facebook suffered its worst ever day on the stock market. The figure accounts for around a sixth of his total net worth. Facebook’s stock value crashed as […]

8 years ago

AS Roma were convinced they had a deal agreed with Malcom before Barcelona stole him out of their hands

8 years ago

The officer mistook Froome for a fan and caused him to crash his bike

8 years ago

ITV’s Chief Executive has stated that the presenter will be returning alongside Declan Donnelly when he is ready Following his involvement in a drink-drive crash in March earlier this year, Ant McPartlin stepped aside from his presenting duties on shows Britain’s Got Talent and Saturday Night Takeaway. The presenter was charged for drink driving and […]

8 years ago

Outrageous

8 years ago

The plot of ‘Shut Up and Dance’ is happening in real life

8 years ago

Oh, mate.

8 years ago

Fair play to Errea. They’ve earned our respect.

8 years ago

Aldi are doing Aldi things

8 years ago

His star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has been defaced a number of times

8 years ago

He is calling for them to permanently change the flag they have been using for 64 years

8 years ago

The 1972 European Communities Act will not be repealed for another 21 months Theresa May has announced that the UK will remain under EU law for 21 months more than had previously been expected. She had previously stated the UK would leave the EU in March 2019. The move means that the European Communities Act […]

8 years ago

“I can’t be fucking singing while there’s a fish there, man”

8 years ago

The chameleonic frontman has mixed things up once again

8 years ago

The SoundCloud rapper was heading home from filming a music video in the early hours when the incident occurred.

8 years ago

Somehow, he looks more like Marouane Fellaini than Marouane Fellaini looks like Marouane Fellaini

8 years ago

“The last time I checked it was Curtis Jackson that filed for bankruptcy not Floyd Mayweather”

8 years ago

Game of Thrones star Jason Momoa is set for his first solo outing as Arthur Curry

8 years ago

Two Dutch nationals have been arrested following the interception.

8 years ago

The Hornets have knocked this one out of the park

8 years ago

All 493 of the UK stores will be introducing the new measures

8 years ago

“You know me babes, I’m loyal”

8 years ago

Your weird fried chicken related prayers have been answered

8 years ago

Vlad is that you?

8 years ago

Were you the sort of person that used to drive around safely on Grand Theft Auto? It’s ok. We don’t judge here. After the moderate success of my previous Playstation 1 quiz I had to take some time away not only to gather myself, but to come up with a long-awaited sequel. Logically, where I could I […]

8 years ago

“I accept our intelligence community’s conclusion that meddling took place.”

8 years ago

The owner of the Mandalay Bay has filed a lawsuit against victims of a mass shooting that killed 58 people in 2017.

8 years ago

His hair does kind of resemble wet noodles, in fairness

8 years ago

Oh hell. The absolute scoundrel

8 years ago

The Queen film is finally here

8 years ago

HOW IS HE STILL HERE!?

8 years ago

The story of Jack Fincham, pen salesman from Kent, and how he might actually be the greatest person in the history of the world

8 years ago

They have been criminally charged with hacking and leaking the emails of senior Democrats during the 2016 presidential election campaign

8 years ago

Welcome, Don. Are you enjoying your stay? Can we get you anything? How about a giant inflatable of you as a screaming baby? How about a ‘Trump is a c*nt’ placard? How about a lukewarm coffee? Enjoying it, yeah? Good. Good.

8 years ago