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20th July 2018
08:39am BST

It appears that the yet untitled Bond 25 will include a Russian male villain, a Russian female who one can only assume will inevitably join Bond for a bit of how's your father, and for some reason a Māori henchman, who may or may not make it a ménage à trois.
For the male, the criteria casting execs are looking for is 'charismatic, powerful, innovative, cold and vindictive.'
Sounds a bit like a certain Russian president to me.
The female character, meanwhile, is being described as 'intelligent, brave, fierce and charming'.
Shooting begins in December, so get your CVs into director Danny Boyle if you fancy dressing up in a ludicrous military outfit and monologuing your elaborate diabolical plan to Bond with the world's worst Russian accent before he punches you in the gut, saves the girl, and blows up your oil pipeline/evil genius underground base/a helicopter for some reason.Explore more on these topics:

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