
It turns out bacon and eggs can save your life…
Eggs benefit…
12 years ago
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It turns out bacon and eggs can save your life…
Eggs benefit…
12 years ago

Insane! This 15-year-old girl just smashed the world bench press record…
We suddenly don’t feel like going to the gym anymore…
12 years ago

Video: This is why you should never poke an anaconda with a stick
what was this guy thinking?
12 years ago

Man survives 66 days at sea with only raw fish to eat
This is an extraordinary example of human endurance…
12 years ago

House of Cards renewed for fourth season
Frank will be coming back in 2016…
12 years ago

JOE’s 5-Word News: Opinions, EasterFeast, Moles, Nigel, Meanies
Today’s news, in 5 words…
12 years ago

Crafty thieves steal £50k from ATM after tunnelling under Tesco
We’re not saying it’s mole-men, but….
12 years ago

Could you tackle this 3,816 calorie Easter breakfast?
Manchester, we love you…
12 years ago

Leaders debate: Footballers have #opinions on politics
Rational thoughts from footy stars – who knew?
12 years ago

Video: 8 minutes of the best panda sex you’ll see today
Can you watch all eight minutes?
12 years ago

Reaction: Twitter was on form for the Leaders’ Debate
We’re reluctant to make a ‘mass debate’ joke…
12 years ago

Love it or hate it: Marmite counts as a liquid at airport security
Baked beans too…
12 years ago

Man on Jeremy Kyle says he caught chlamydia from a car
Likely story
12 years ago

London vintage railway ‘allowed’ steamy schoolgirl porno to be shot on a train
Apparently some locals are a bit upset…
12 years ago

Great news: Eating bacon ‘can prolong your life’
Science is the best…
12 years ago

Video: Impossibly tight goal scored in Zimbabwe
Get this kid a trial…
12 years ago

JOE’s Five Word News: Gainz, Resurrection, Retro, Bilious, Sicknote
Nuggets of news in five words…
12 years ago

Meet Bilious Barrage: Nigel Farage’s 2000AD doppelganger
We don’t think Judge Dredd is going to take any sh*t from this guy…
12 years ago

Man smashes up graveyard so that ‘dead can return to life’ over Easter
If this triggers the zombie apocalypse, we know who to blame…
12 years ago

This is probably the best doctor’s note you will ever read
You can almost see the anger coming off the page…
12 years ago

Artist creates retro VHS versions of modern film and TV classics
Brilliant work…
12 years ago

Could Tyson Fury really be about to make his MMA debut?
We didn’t see this one coming
12 years ago

Video: How physics teacher lost his job
No good can ever come of a teacher holding an axe…
12 years ago

Video: The New Mad Max: Fury Road trailer is intense as f*ck
Strap in for this…
12 years ago

JOE’s 5 Word News: Bananas, Boobies, Fools, Snoop, Footy
Get this news down your face…
12 years ago

Kit porn: Does this leaked photo reveal Man United’s new away strip?
Will Di Maria still be in United’s colours next season?
12 years ago

April Fools’ Day: The ‘best’ jokes are being liveblogged
Mythbusting, but for crap jokes…
12 years ago

Kent cops bust £24m fake banana coke smuggling ring
The gak was found to be close to 100% purity. Jeeez…
12 years ago

Martha Stewart accuses Snoop Dogg of ‘smoking pot’ during Justin Bieber Roast
For four-and-a-half hours…
12 years ago

Google censor Aussie mum who flashed her boobies to cameras
‘Big-boob envy has hit Port Pirie.’
12 years ago

Dad Bible: Sky show their age with ‘Jay Zee’ caption
Someone at Sky News should be doing a facepalm right now. Except, judging by this photo caption, they’ll probably have to look up ‘facepalm’ on Urban Dictionary. In trying to get down with the kidz, the network made the cardinal sin of assuming they knew what they were talking about. The result was this brilliant caption […]
12 years ago

Conor McGregor breaks down exactly how he’s going to defeat Jose Aldo
McGregor thinks Aldo is a sloppy fighter…
12 years ago

Strong winds cause a truck to overturn on the Humber Bridge
Damn nature, you scary!
12 years ago

Video: Check out this awesome skydive from a chopper in Florida
Gnarly…
12 years ago

These ‘ordinary young voters’ on BBC News don’t look very ordinary
But that hair. It is glorious…
12 years ago

Costa Concordia cruise liner ‘was carrying coke for the Mafia’ when it capsized
The Mafia *obviously* didn’t take the tragedy very well…
12 years ago

Netflix is planning a global content deal
Your Netflix selection could be about to get a lot better…
12 years ago

Video: Russian lamb born with terrifying human face
A face only a mother could love…
12 years ago

JOE’s 5-Word News: Spider, McMuffin, Church, Dissolve, Gamers
Spider Council works in south Wales were given a bit of a shock when a huge Mexican tarantula was found in a local park. McMuffin McDonald’s are trialling all day breakfast options at some US restaurants: Could this be the start of something wonderful? Church A marijuana-loving minister from the US has founded the First […]
12 years ago

Huge TARANTULA found in a Welsh park
Parks in Wales are wilder than we imagined…
12 years ago

‘There are no MPs: remain calm’ warns London transport network
You’ll have to wait 6 weeks for an MP: then 650 will all arrive at once…
12 years ago

Gamers recreate Top Gear using Just Cause 2 footage
Jeremy Clarkson is back. Sort of…
12 years ago

First Church of Cannabis founded by marijuana-loving minister
The stoners’ church exploits a ‘religious freedom’ law loophole…
12 years ago

Hong Kong Sevens: Is the South Stand the wildest place on Earth?
*Adds HK7s to bucket list*
12 years ago

Video: Samsung’s Galaxy S6 Edge survives brutal drop test
Probably don’t try this when you get one, though…
12 years ago

Video: The Rock stars in live-action ‘Bambi’ remake
Bambi. Got. Hench…
12 years ago

Timberlake and Swift switch roles at music awards show
OMG! Could she *be* more excited?!
12 years ago

The Australian cricket team are pretty hungover this morning
Hungover Australians in ‘sportsmen like a drink’ shocker…
12 years ago

Is the Queen campaigning for Ukip in south London?
Apparently, Liz can’t stand people coming to the UK and living off State benefits for generations – Oh, wait…
12 years ago

Escaped rhino causes mayhem in Nepalese town
At least you didn’t have to deal with this guy this morning…
12 years ago