JOE’s 5-Word News: Spider, McMuffin, Church, Dissolve, Gamers

Spider

Council works in south Wales were given a bit of a shock when a huge Mexican tarantula was found in a local park.

McMuffin

McDonald’s are trialling all day breakfast options at some US restaurants: Could this be the start of something wonderful?

Church

A marijuana-loving minister from the US has founded the First Church of Cannabis thanks to a law designed to make it easier for bigoted business-owners discriminate against people. Justice.

Dissolve

Parliament has been officially dissolved ahead of the General Election on the 7 May and now there are no MPs: We need you to remain calm.

Gamers

A team of gaming whizzes have recreated Top Gear using edited footage from Just Cause 2, and it looks pretty cool.