Man smashes up graveyard so that ‘dead can return to life’ over Easter

A man has been arrested for allegedly trying to bring the dead back to life.

Police say Spencer Robinson, 36, knocked over more than 30 headstones in a cemetery in Utah earlier this week. He believes that his act of wanton vandalism will me it easier for the dead to be resurrected, apparently.

Local police lieutenant Bill Wright said Robinson was expecting “many of his friends and relatives” to spring back to life over Easter and he hoped to make it easier for them.

“It just made me sick,” Payson City Cemetery coordinator Todd Reynaud told local news affiliate FOX13.

If Payson City (which does sound eerily similar to Raccoon City from Resident Evil) becomes ground zero for the Zombie Apocalypse over the Easter weekend, we know who to blame.