Bananas
Three man face a total of 59 years in pokey after Kent cops busted a fake banana cocaine smuggling operation worth £29m: The coke was a whopping 98% purity.
Boobies
An Aussie mum has hit back at her ‘flat chested haters’ after getting her boobies out for Google Street View cameras.
Fools
It’s April Fool’s Day. All the best/worst jokes are being live-blogged.
Footy
Here are our one-word player ratings from last night’s England vs Italy match.
Snoop
US comedian Martha Stewart claims that Snoop Dogg got stoned as f*ck during Justin Bieber’s comedy roast.
