JOE’s 5 Word News: Bananas, Boobies, Fools, Snoop, Footy

Bananas

Three man face a total of 59 years in pokey after Kent cops busted a fake banana cocaine smuggling operation worth £29m: The coke was a whopping 98% purity.

Boobies

An Aussie mum has hit back at her ‘flat chested haters’ after getting her boobies out for Google Street View cameras.

Fools

It’s April Fool’s Day. All the best/worst jokes are being live-blogged.

Footy

Here are our one-word player ratings from last night’s England vs Italy match.

Snoop

US comedian Martha Stewart claims that Snoop Dogg got stoned as f*ck during Justin Bieber’s comedy roast.