London vintage railway ‘allowed’ steamy schoolgirl porno to be shot on a train

A vintage railway in the suburbs of London allowed a porno to be shot on one of its trains, in what is perhaps the most exciting thing ever to happen in Ongar.

The *glance to camera* steamy scenes feature an 18-year-old actress travelling on an Epping Ongar Railway steam engine, getting into various saucy situations, according to the Brentwood Gazette.

Adult movie industry giants Brazzers (don’t pretend you don’t know who they are) shot the 1940s-themed film on the railway last year when the site was closed to the public.

The volunteer-run railway - which some national media breathlessly remind us is ‘popular with children’ - called it an “error of judgement” and said that no more blue movies would be filmed there.

The Brentwood Gazette goes on to report that the locals are bit upset (or maybe jealous) about the whole affair.

Mum-of-two Amanda Mendel told the paper:

"They advertise it as a family-based business but one minute it's Peppa Pig and Father Christmas and the next it's an orgy train."

The 28-minute video has been viewed over 250,000 times online, apparently proving that 'orgy train' pornography is quite popular - but we wouldn’t even know where to start looking for it. Honest.

Images: Brazzers