It’s time to relive your childhood.

8 years ago

It’s been four years in the making. Alton Towers have released the first photographs of their new ride, the Wicker Man, and it is, erm, terrifying, to be completely honest. It has all the key ingredients to any exciting rollercoaster: there’s fire, it’s wooden, it’s really high up and oh, did I mention there’s fire? […]

8 years ago

This is grim. Occasionally in life we all hit a rough patch. We will turn our underwear inside out to get that extra day’s wear when we have loads of washing we can’t be arsed to do. We will, at some point, wear the same outfit over and over again because we just don’t care […]

8 years ago

This is genuinely heartbreaking

8 years ago

A good score is 15/20. Having missed the first installment, I, Kyle, am now here to take you through JOE’s weekly alphabet quiz for the foreseeable future. Hello. Just to go over it again, the concept is simple: each quiz will consist of a different subject matter, all beginning with a certain letter. It might […]

8 years ago

Yes. Yes, I have seen Peaky Blinders Directions only come in one format in Birmingham. Ask someone where you need to go and they will tell you exactly how to get there, except exclusively in terms of the pubs you need to go past. It’s a magical city, where pubs become landmarks, and a man […]

8 years ago

They’ve released pictures of the new villas. Whether I like to admit it or not, it appears that Love Island was definitely a thing last summer, a ‘vibe’ if you will, and apparently it is coming back with an ingenious new twist to improve on the staggering 2.4 million people who watched the ITV2 series last time […]

8 years ago

He claims Donald Trump is re-elected in 2020. A self-proclaimed “time traveller” known only by the alien moniker of “Noah” has taken a lie detector test after finding that nobody believes that he is from the year 2030. Or that he is actually 50 years-old, despite looking exactly like a small boy. Noah states that […]

8 years ago

There’s a serious amount of magma building. A group of scientists have discovered evidence of a giant lava dome existing under the remains of an ancient underwater volcano that collapsed after one the largest super-eruptions in known history, the Akahoya eruption, over 7,000 years ago in Kyūshū, Japan. The Kikai Caldera, located south of Japan’s […]

8 years ago

This needs to come to the UK ASAP. Good things come to those who wait. We have waited, and waited some more, and finally, we have been rewarded. Well… almost. Biscoff ice cream is a thing that very much exists. The famous caramelised biscuit brand announced in April last year that an ice cream range […]

8 years ago

The charges are coming into effect soon. The government, in a helpful gesture, have warned motorists that new updated tax rules will be ‘challenging’ and it will be more difficult to qualify for the tax-free band. Thank you, the government, for this information. One round of applause please. One single clap. A new three-band tax […]

8 years ago

The news we have all been waiting for.

8 years ago

Consider the matter settled. Some people believe the world is flat. Some people believe that Danny Welbeck should be on the plane to Russia. Some people believe pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping. Sure they are all dumb opinions, but any reasonable person would agree that it is that last bracket of individual who has […]

8 years ago

Huge news for nugget fans. The old adage states that money cannot buy you happiness. It can’t, that much is true, but it can buy you chicken nuggets. Many, many chicken nuggets. I have, in my extensive history of both consuming chicken nuggets and being present in places where other people consume chicken nuggets, have […]

8 years ago

It was a cruel twist of fate. A poacher has been attacked and killed by the pride of lions he was hunting in a private game reserve in South Africa. He was heard screaming for help as he was mauled to death and eaten by the big cats, with only his head remaining following the […]

8 years ago

“It’s the best present a Mother could get and it makes you look so dangerous.” Brooklyn Beckham has added to his ever-growing collection of body art, with a new piece dedicated to his mother, Victoria Beckham, which he unveiled on Instagram yesterday. The tattoo, which appears on the teen’s arm, consists of a heart surrounded […]

8 years ago

It takes a lot to make people miss Piers Morgan

8 years ago

It was a bit weird. Following Sunday’s 1-0 win against Manchester United, Newcastle United manager and former waiter Rafa Benitez has admitted that Jose Mourinho was humble in defeat – somewhat surprising behaviour for a man whose past reactions to losses have, at times, involved toys, prams and throwing the former out of the latter. […]

8 years ago

They’ve taken to social media to vent. Harry Potter fans have been left unhappy by the news that Albus Dumbledore’s sexuality will not be directly addressed in the upcoming Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them instalment. The news comes after the film’s director David Yates told Entertainment Weekly that the upcoming release would not “explicitly” […]

8 years ago

Perfect for after work on a Friday. Know anybody who needs to know about this? You look up at the departures board. Your train is going to be an hour late. What do you do? The answer, of course, is to get the drinks in. Obviously. Handily, Gordon’s gin are stepping in to save delayed […]

8 years ago

Know anyone who is going to demolish one of these? The Bradford-based supermarket chain are combining everybody’s favourite food with everybody’s second favourite food in a move that I can only boldly predict will go down extremely well with a large number of people. To celebrate Yorkshire Pudding Day tomorrow, which up until now I […]

8 years ago

It’s the show you’ve been waiting for. ITV is bringing a new Love Island-esque show to our TV screens this Winter with a series entitled Survival of the Fittest, which will see a group of people described as “hot singles” fly off somewhere exotic and irritate each other or fall in love or something. The new show will […]

8 years ago

They couldn’t get over the ‘ridiculous’ scene in last night’s episode. Eastenders viewers were left baffled last night after Mick Carter, played by Danny Dyer, was kidnapped and thrown into the back of a van… only to be driven a few hundred yards down the road to a nearby garage. The journey from the Vic […]

8 years ago

He wanted to have it in a brewery. For the first time in Don’t Tell The Bride‘s long, storied history, the couple decided not to marry. Oh dear. In the latest episode of the E4 show, which aired on Wednesday, the couple decided not to tie the knot after the husband-to-be Craig wanted to throw […]

8 years ago

You need to check if you have one of these. An extremely rare coin has been produced by the Royal Mint after an error has meant that the the new twelve-sided £1 coin die has been printed onto some of the previous round coins. As reported by Change Checker three cases of the error have been […]

8 years ago

You might not be pleased. It’s a debate we have all had, whether sat in the pub or on the sofa, shouting at your mates about the underlying virtues of Ross whilst denouncing Joey as a cheap laughs merchant. Friends has finally arrived on Netflix in the UK and with it has come a YouGov poll […]

8 years ago

It looks like he saved the day. Prince Charles saved an entire television set from what was obviously a vicious dog attack on today’s This Morning. A resident puppy was wreaking havoc during a segment in which presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield were introducing the Prince of Wales to the show’s medical assistance dogs in training. […]

8 years ago

Welcome to the future. Today is the day, ladies and gentleman. This is the day you can lie at home in bed and send a surrogate human user – complete with an iPad strapped to their face – to go off and do all the stuff that you don’t want to do. Lunch date with […]

8 years ago

They have some serious bars. In a TV moment that feels more like a fever dream, Peter Dinklage and Morgan Freeman have gone head to head in a rap-battle over some Doritos and Mountain Dew. The brand spanking new Super Bowl ad also features cameos from Missy Elliot and Busta Rhymes. The Game of Thrones […]

8 years ago

They have a few tricks up their sleeve. Unless you are one of those strange, strange people that enjoys driving around Grand Theft Auto games consciously avoiding running people over and stopping at every red light, the likelihood is that you have tried to bend the rules now and then. For a game like monopoly, […]

8 years ago

He’s lucky this didn’t get violent. Sticking up for Holly Willoughby is a responsibility I’m sure most human beings would happily volunteer for, but it appears that Phil ‘The Enforcer’ Schofield has the situation covered after telling Gino D’Acampo to “back off his girl” live on air. The argument had been stewing for some time […]

8 years ago

Security rushed to the stage to intervene. Jeremy was furious. Jeremy Kyle got knocked over today and then ended up chasing  a guest offstage as she attempted to snatch the lie detector result card from his hands. Tensions were high in the studio as the two women known only as Amy and Lizzy, were fighting over […]

8 years ago

This is a huge breakthrough in the case. After new forensic linguistics analysis of the Jack the Ripper letters, a researcher has concluded with strong evidence that two of the letters were in fact written by the same person. Andrea Nini, from the University of Manchester, has provided new evidence in the infamous case of […]

8 years ago

It’s the UK’s first official Man v. Food burger. How much is too much? Is a 3kg cheeseburger with six patties and a different cheese for each one too much? How about if that same burger also contained a hot dog, some roasted and smoked ham, turkey, bacon and chilli beef? Would that be too […]

8 years ago

Come on, Linda. Eastenders viewers were left venting their frustration on Twitter last night, after the scene that saw Mick Carter dragged away in a van. Mick, played by direct descendant of King Edward III and philosopher Danny Dyer, was abducted outside The Vic of all placed and tossed into a van by two burly […]

8 years ago

Remember – Pep promotes youth and Jose is the chequebook manager. If you asked me this morning which Premier League manager had mockingly described themselves as a “monster that kills little kids”, I am very confident I would be able to give you the answer ‘Jose Mourinho’. Talking about Marcus Rashford, the Portuguese manager is reported […]

8 years ago

She talked in graphic detail about the alleged assault. Ayanna Jackson, the woman who accused rapper Tupac Shakur and three of his crew members of rape in 1993, has appeared on camera for the first time to speak out about the incident. In an interview with DJ Vlad on Tuesday night Jackson sat down for […]

8 years ago

The photos were taken over a number of years and the facilities are state of the art. Have you been round to see the Beckham’s recently? No. You haven’t have you. Never even been invited. Never even got the text did you? About that garden party in the summer? No? Will Smith was there. No? […]

8 years ago

You wouldn’t want to be Tom Hardy right now. Hollywood actor and professional handsome man Tom Hardy has finally honoured a bet he placed with his friend and fellow handsome man / actor Leonardo Di Caprio, after almost two years of refusal. https://www.instagram.com/p/BehGmqOFeL9/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_ufi_control Instagram images have emerged that appear to show Hardy with an usual […]

8 years ago

This raises a number of ethical issues. Evolutionary psychologist Gordon Gallup has claimed that a human-chimpanzee crossbreed was created in a lab in Orange Park, Florida, almost a century ago. “One of the most interesting cases involved an attempt which was made back in the 1920s in what was the first primate research centre established […]

8 years ago

They’re not as safe as first thought. Scientists have warned that vaping devices – considered by many to be a healthier alternative to tobacco – could damage to your DNA and increase the risk of heart disease and cancer. The news comes after researchers tested the effects of e-cigarettes on mice, and human lung and […]

8 years ago

Everyone was talking about it on social media. Coronation Street fans were left feeling a little uneasy after last night’s episode, which saw new character Josh Tucker interact with David Platt for the very first time. The scene saw Josh – the garage’s new mechanic and personal trainer – organising a charity boxing event in memory […]

8 years ago

People have been flocking to stores for the incredible bargain. Yeah, you heard it right, 100 Jaffa cakes for £3.50. I’m not kidding. Waistlines across the country might trembling with fear, but if like me you consider Jaffa Cakes part of your five a day, you’ll be thrilled to hear Tesco are now selling the […]

8 years ago

It came after an incident earlier in the match. There are a few unwritten rules people should try to live by if they want an easy life. Don’t make eye contact on public transport. Don’t mix drinks on a night out.  Don’t knee Brock Lesnar in the face. Simple things to remember, really. Last night […]

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Her reaction says it all. In a moment that will surprise absolutely no one, Piers Morgan has proved he’s utterly delusional. Again. Susanna Reid dies a little inside every time @piersmorgan opens his mouth… pic.twitter.com/rP46QrydkU — JOE (@JOE_co_uk) June 27, 2017 On today’s Good Morning Britain he claimed that his co-host (and babysitter) Susanna Reid was […]

8 years ago

And they say romance is dead. Have you ever wondered what it would look like if two people simultaneously ate a steak bake, like the spaghetti and meatballs scene in The Lady and the Tramp? Well, if you have, then your dark, crumb-y fantasy could soon become a reality, as Greggs have announced they are taking […]

8 years ago

Pow! Right in the kisser. An angry New Yorker construction worker did something I dare say many of us have dreamed about yesterday – he punched James Corden square in the face. However, Corden haters will be disappointed to learn that – rather than an actual physical confrontation –  the scene was part of a […]

8 years ago