Security rushed to the stage to intervene. Jeremy was furious.
Jeremy Kyle got knocked over today and then ended up chasing a guest offstage as she attempted to snatch the lie detector result card from his hands.
Tensions were high in the studio as the two women known only as Amy and Lizzy, were fighting over a man nicknamed ‘randy Andy’.
‘Randy Andy’, by the way, looks like a man in costume as both Wolverine and Elvis at the same time.
Yes. He’s been on the show before.
“My friend stole my boyfriend by convincing him I’m a cheat!” is pretty much the whole story – a tale as old as time itself, ending with the lie detector card revealing that Lizzy had been lying and cheating. Meaning this entire episode has just been a monumental waste of time.
The sheer emotional weight of this reveal led to Amy suddenly jumping up and grabbing the result card itself, which caused Jeremy to rock back and kick his legs in the air like someone had overturned a baby turtle.
Which is when…
Jeremy got mad.
And then he got madder.
And then he chased her down a couple of steps behind his security guard.
“Give me back my property!” he squealed, as though she had ran off with his schoolbag to turn inside out.
When he did catch up with his assailant, he had one last parting shot: “I hope you’re very happy… but one thing’s for sure, you two will both cheat on each other and the sooner he cheats on you the better.”
And it all got a bit too much for Wolverine Elvis.
