“Hi, you’ve probably never heard of me. My name is Chase and I really like to murder briefs”

8 years ago

Klopp is a savage.

8 years ago

That makes it a perfect 10/10 record for the show. A superb achievement.

8 years ago

Let’s finish what we started.

8 years ago

The film will likely be Daniel Craig’s last as 007.

8 years ago

You used to call me on your cell phone, late night when you need my gun (skills).

8 years ago

He has opened up about the full extent of his memory loss.

8 years ago

The Chase are at it again.

8 years ago

He was sacked by Stoke City in January.

8 years ago

It’s hard knowing he can’t keep playing forever.

8 years ago

His social media post following the physicist’s death has made a lot of people angry.

8 years ago

Goodnight, sweet prince.

8 years ago

Who will be wearing it is a different matter.

8 years ago

This was painful to watch.

8 years ago

Football’s coming home. Maybe. We’ve had this before, haven’t we? First Becks, then Rooney, and now Kane giving us kittens before a major international tournament we almost certainly have no chance of winning, but still. It’s about the hope isn’t it. And it’s the news update we’ve been anxiously waiting for, whether our slick-haired hitman […]

8 years ago

Harry Potter uses expelliarmus too much. Everybody knows this.

8 years ago

A body language expert? A doctor analysing his saliva? Really?

8 years ago

Fans were quick to jump to his defence. An Egyptian newspaper has published an open-ed article calling for Liverpool forward Mo Salah to shave his beard, because it “puts him in one basket with extremists…. and terrorists.” The bizarre article was penned by columnist Salah Montaser on Sunday and he was quite rightly hit with an […]

8 years ago

The show featured one of the world’s greatest mentalists, Susanna Reid and someone claiming to be a mind-reader

8 years ago

This is how the concept of time works, to be fair. After the news yesterday that the character will be returning as a single mother living in a council flat it’s only fitting that we check in on the star of the CBBC show and icon for frizzy-haired people worldwide, Dani Harmer. She’s 29 now, […]

8 years ago

11% of people in western countries are said to have some form of technology addiction.

8 years ago

Jacqueline Wilson is fast-forwarding to her adulthood. The Story of Tracy Beaker is a programme we all remember watching on CBBC back in the day. 120 glorious episodes at the Dumping Ground. Tracy’s big mad frizzy hair. A character actually being called “Crash”. Crash getting unreasonably angry for no reason and throwing shit everywhere. The Wellards […]

8 years ago

“Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?”

8 years ago

If we can’t believe in our favourite pseudo-celebrity televised ice-skating competition then what integrity is there left in this world?

8 years ago

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

8 years ago

Panic at the dog show.

8 years ago

She claims she didn’t realise she was doing anything illegal. Shameless actress Tina Malone could be handed a prison sentence after sharing an alleged image of Jon Venables, who murdered James Bulger in 1993 with his schoolfriend Robert Thompson. The killers were ten years old at the time and became the youngest convicted murderers in […]

8 years ago

“I’m gonna make a hypersonic missile for you” – Putin, probably, to the tune of ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ Russia has successfully tested a hypersonic missile, part of a range of new weapons including another missile that President Vladimir Putin has declared “invincible” after announcing them earlier this month. The Russian defence ministry has released […]

8 years ago

Apparently it’s not because he just doesn’t know the numbers because he’s not actually a time traveller. A strange looking bald man has claimed he is from the future. Yeah. Another one. This bloke, who is calling himself Alexander Smith, says he was part of a CIA experiment which saw him visit the year 2118. […]

8 years ago

A great gesture

8 years ago

Is he a doctor like Dr Dre is a doctor?

8 years ago

He’s done this before. This is definitely not the first time he’s tried this outfit. Imagine you’re Gordon Ramsay. Imagine you’re Gordon Ramsey with all that money and a nice big house. It’s a great life when you’re busy filming. But now it’s quiet. It’s really quiet. You’re bored. The kids are at school. Your […]

8 years ago

Oh good.

8 years ago

It’s time for the ‘D’

8 years ago

“Crouchy, when I look at you… everything tells me that you should be rubbish at football”

8 years ago

Owen Wilson could be heard somewhere in the distance saying “wow”

8 years ago

How has it come to this?

8 years ago

And they say the perfect crime doesn’t exist

8 years ago

She’s go on to great things

8 years ago

The Liverpool manager knew he was going to be top goalscorer.

8 years ago

Well deserved

8 years ago

It’s time we had a little chat.

8 years ago

Are you surprised?

8 years ago

Crisis? What crisis?

8 years ago

This is not a drill.

8 years ago

It was during a set at his Las Vegas residency at The Colisseum. Elton John has, I regret to inform you, told his own fans to “Fuck off” after they were invited to the stage during a concert in Los Angeles. The artist was midway through ‘Saturday Night’s Alright’ when fans joined him at his […]

8 years ago

Science never lies. Except in this exact instance.

8 years ago

Save me the crocodile tears

8 years ago

*Steals car, tunes radio to Flash FM*

8 years ago

But so did Tony Yeboah off either foot?

8 years ago