This sequel to I Am Legend seems a bit off Will Smith, as in, actual Will Smith, rocked up a Boots store in Westfield Shopping Centre and got stuck in, assisting customers as they made their most crucial decision of the day: weighing up what exact combination of meal deal were they going to have […]

8 years ago

Dreams do come true Fans of The Simpsons will no doubt be familiar with the Kwik-E-Mart, which is home of the iconic Squishee, but not home of Skittlebrau, the beer with candy in it Homer makes up. You might not be familiar with the fact that the hallowed place actually exists now, in Myrtle Beach, […]

8 years ago

Fucking hell lads A study has claimed that over one fifth, one in five, over one in five, British people are completely ignorant to the fact that Europe is a continent. I repeat, over one in five Britons is completely unaware that Europe is a continent. This is worrying. This seems like a really, really […]

8 years ago

He just keeps fanning those flames Are you… are you… mad about Idris Elba potentially being James Bond? Are you? Why are you angry about that? Do you have a good reason for being angry about that? Do you? Yeah? Really? Just the idea of him being Bond? Just the remote possibility yeah? That upsets […]

8 years ago

Carbs in a box, come and get your carbs in a box Let me tell you about a takeaway. Specifically, a takeaway in Scotland. It is called ‘East West Spice’, which, makes little to no geographical sense. But neither does its signature dish: a gigantic box of exclusively beige stodge. Brace yourselves, the meal(s), contains […]

8 years ago

The day after playing to 50,000 people Liam Gallagher, who you don’t need me to explain to you in this little clause midway through the sentence because he is Liam Gallagher, went to a pub on Sunday, as a lot of people do. Liam Gallagher. At the pub. Big LG down at the boozer. Incredible. […]

8 years ago

Ronaldo made his debut for Juventus this evening Things didn’t exactly go to plan for the Bianconeri, however, as they went behind in the second half to the team with the best nickname in world football – Chievo Verona, the Flying Donkeys. As Juventus do, they managed to claw their way back into the game […]

8 years ago

The artwork is 2.5m deep but gives the impression of an infinite drop A man has been hospitalised after falling into British artist Anish Kapoor’s ‘Descent into Limbo (1992)’ in a museum in Portugal. The man, believed to be a 60-year-old Italian, was taken to hospital after the accident, which saw him fall into the […]

8 years ago

A 20 box just isn’t enough Ah, the chicken nugget. Just about the only thing you can rely on these days, aren’t they? A beacon of consistency, they’ve never really changed. Nor should they. Nor do they need to. They’re like Andres Iniesta, chicken nuggets. As the world around them constantly changes and evolves, they […]

8 years ago

The Pokémon cartoon series was so, so good Japanese voice actor Unshō Ishizuka, famous for voicing Pokémon‘s Professor Oak in the animated series, has died according to the Anime News Network. #News Voice Actor Unshō Ishizuka Passes Away at 68 • Voice of Cowboy Bebop's Jet Black, Pokémon's Professor Oak, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's old Joseph Joestar #anime https://t.co/xdfd0u1JKE […]

8 years ago

Citeh fans rejoice Ginger golazo machine Kevin De Bruyne will only be out of action for around two months following a knee injury he sustained in training on Wednesday. It was believed that the ligament tear would keep him from the Manchester City first team for the next few months and significantly dent their chances of defending […]

8 years ago

One of the victims is critically injured after allegedly being ‘disembowelled’ Four males, all aged between 15 and 16, were hospitalised following stabbings in Camberwell, South London. The incident occurred on Thursday, 16 August, at around 1725hrs in the evening. The victims were found suffering from stab wounds and were rushed to south London hospitals. […]

8 years ago

If, like me, you spend 90% of your working day looking at the Wikipedia pages of various football players from the mid-00s, you’ll be fine If you don’t do that, you’re going to struggle. This is not an easy quiz, and it will seriously test your knowledge of various Premier League journeyman over the last […]

8 years ago

Celebrate/console yourself with chicken! Free chicken! So it’s a bit stressful isn’t it, A-level results day. Not because you have to go and pick up your results, that bit is fine to be honest, but because you have to endure approximately four thousand tweets from celebrities about how they completely and utterly fucked their exams […]

8 years ago

Stormzy. Good bloke. All round top man Everyone’s favourite hot chocolate and panini enthusiast Stormzy has announced a new scholarship fund. What’s it called? The Stormzy Scholarship. Is he gassed? Of course he is. Why? Because he’s never ran his own scholarship to help young black students access the very best higher of higher education […]

8 years ago

This seems like a good use of anyone’s time You know the scene. The “PIVOT… PIVOT… PIV-OT!” scene from Friends. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be reading this. It’s one of those moments in pop culture that becomes so ingrained in the conscious of the masses that it is now almost impossible to carry something – be it […]

8 years ago

Ah, I remember not going to these. Or the 9am lectures. Or the 10am lectures. Or the 11am lectures. Or the- Durham University has been forced to cancel their 8am lectures this week after complaints from students, as well as members of the university’s staff. As reported by the student paper in Durham, Palatinate, there […]

8 years ago

Mohamed Salah has been referred to the police by Liverpool Football Club The forward, Liverpool’s Player of the Season and the Premier League Golden Boot winner last season, has been filmed by fans apparently using his mobile phone whilst driving. Merseyside police have confirmed that they have received reports of the video and have passed […]

8 years ago

The only thing people like more than halloumi is telling everybody how much they like halloumi Good news then, now that Morrisons is launching yet another halloumi product for people to look at and go “Oh my god – heart eyes emoji – I absolutely love halloumi” but never actually buy. You probably should though, […]

8 years ago

It follows the biggest jump in prices in five years in January Somehow, just when you thought travelling by way of rail in this country couldn’t get more expensive, travelling by way of rail in this country has just got even more expensive. What’s that, little boy? You want to travel to York, where you […]

8 years ago

Nasa’s Parker Solar Probe has been launched from Cape Canaveral Do you know what Nasa are up to these days? The small matter of touching the sun with a space probe, that’s what. And I know what you’re thinking. That probably sounds like a bad idea, blasting something into the sun, the perfect sphere of unfathomably hot […]

8 years ago

The Premier League season is now fully underway and so is all the Fantasy Football nonsense that comes with it That is unfortunate really. I say that not because I have something against Fantasy Football personally (I have played and enjoyed the game for many years), but due to the fact that we are, collectively, […]

8 years ago

Bit weird, tbh So Kanye West has done that thing that Kanye West does, and that thing is: be very Kanye West. Does that makes sense? Let me be clearer. Kanye West has said something for shock value very much on purpose so that people turn around and say “That Kanye West. What’s he like?” […]

8 years ago

Barry Chuckle would have loved this.

8 years ago

The boys are back in town They gave us Shaun of the Dead, they gave us Hot Fuzz. They then gave us Paul and The World’s End which, sure, weren’t as good, were absolutely nowhere near as good, but let me say again: they gave us Shaun of the Dead. They gave us Hot Fuzz. And they’re back, look! It’s not […]

8 years ago

It looks like Rockstar have done it again

8 years ago

It will be the first time in 15 years he won’t take part.

8 years ago

Back of the net

8 years ago

You will need a reservation…

8 years ago

Recreational drugs tested for include cocaine, heroin, marijuana, LSD and ecstasy

8 years ago

Friends star Matthew Perry has undergone emergency surgery Perry, 48, was admitted to a Los Angeles hospital on Tuesday evening due to a ruptured bowel. He has reportedly had emergency surgery for the gastrointestinal perforation, which means a hole has formed in part of the gastrointestinal tract (the oesophagus, stomach, small intestine, and large intestine). […]

8 years ago

If John Terry, Mile Jedinak and James Chester were the team’s vocal leaders last season, Grealish was its emotional one, the kid brother finally coming of age.

8 years ago

They beat Man City 4-2 at Villa Park. Things have changed a bit since then…

8 years ago

30 of the shootings and several deaths occurred in one three-hour period on Sunday morning between midnight and 3 am.

8 years ago

“Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what the f*ck happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck”

8 years ago

A major rescue operation is underway for tourists trapped on the islands

8 years ago

The activists gathered in Palace Square in defiance of a city ban against their protest.

8 years ago

“There was no time to set up all the tiles again”

8 years ago

A magnitude 7 earthquake has struck near the Indonesian islands of Bali and Lombok

8 years ago

A woman in her 20s was hit by a car and left for dead at 4am on Sunday morning.

8 years ago

The police are appealing for more information.

8 years ago

Venezuela’s communications minister, Jorge Rodriguez, said two drones loaded with explosives went off near the president’s head.

8 years ago

His longtime comedy partner Paul Chuckle said: “I’ve not just lost my brother, I’ve lost my theatrical partner of many, many years and my very best friend.”

8 years ago

He has won a league title for the last seven seasons in a row.

8 years ago

Fear not, you’ll be able to get your continental football fix after all.

8 years ago

The student was quietly eating her lunch in the common room.

8 years ago

There was a 3000% increase despite less sex, smoking and drinking

8 years ago

I, for one, welcome our new goat overlords

8 years ago

In January 2017 he moved to Stoke City for £12 million. It’s been downhill ever since.

8 years ago

At 17-years-old he’s already a fan favourite and looks set to break the mould for current Chelsea youth prospects

8 years ago