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26th August 2015
04:41pm BST
We have no idea what this is supposed to mean. According to Google, Swami is an honorific title given to a Hindu religious teacher. Not exactly the first thing that comes to mind when you think of the Spurs boss.
If your Wu-Tang name is the same as the praise your teachers wrote on your report card, you probably don't have much street cred.
While this certainly carries more clout than "amazing pupil", it's still the kind of name that won't get you in a gang any rougher than the Bash Street Kids.
The idea of an erratic demon would normally inspire fear in the opposition, but the intimidation factor quickly disappears when you remember what that erratic behaviour is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90
The unlucky desperado sounds like a wannabe cowboy who keeps shooting himself in the leg whenever he tries to draw his gun from its holster.
Besides telling us something we didn't need to know about Slaven Bilic's sex life, there's not much in this one.
While Rodgers will likely be happy with his "tuffness", the wanderer title implies that he's not really sure where he's leading the Reds.
We can definitely see Sherwood telling his mates that he's "mad professional" when he's at work before knocking back another jaegerbomb.
The Mad Artist is working his magic so far as Leicester are unbeaten in the league. Let's see if it lasts.
We're going to give the benefit of the doubt here and assume this is an ironic nickname.
Jose Mourinho is such a polarising character that it's hard to find a word that hasn't been used to describe him yet - but we're pretty sure nobody's ever called the Special One a Swami.
While not the least bit intimidating, it certainly feels like an apt description of the Frenchman's last few years at Arsenal.
We criticised Brendan Rodgers for lacking direction, but here Eddie Howe combines the wanderer moniker with the intellectual tag which turns him into a travelling sage.
This is probably the best description we've ever seen of how the form of Roberto Martinez's teams can fluctuate so wildly from week to week.
Norwich are going to need some magic to stay up this year, so it makes sense to hire a Phantom Worlock - whatever that may be.
After years of being the butt of countless jokes about their physical style of football, Mark Hughes has got Stoke playing some zexy football once more.
https://twitter.com/seunmike/status/629536192841797633
We simply can't imagine calling him anything else from now on.
If there's one manager in the league who could pull this name off, it's Pardew.
Arrogant Madman may seem like a negative thing to say about someone, but it's one of the highest compliments you can pay a Premier League manager.
You're goddamn right he is. Only a respected bastard could get away with putting his entire team up for sale.Explore more on these topics:
