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Published 16:44 8 Apr 2015 BST

Whether the bandit themselves or a copycat bum botherer was to blame for Tyler's unexpected high note, one thing is for sure - Aston Villa vs QPR couldn't possibly be the reason for such an excitable squeal of pain/pleasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xi9a-nurwk
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