Pretend you're a football agent who's just tied up a transfer worth £54m.
You want to celebrate, obviously, but do you A) Pop open a bottle of champagne to toast the move, B) Take your client out for a nice steak dinner to mark the occasion or C) Get matching tattoos?
If you're the one person to select C then congrats, you're the man in charge of Kevin de Bruyne's affairs...
https://twitter.com/BelgoFoot/status/642613725405556736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Belgian outlet DH report that De Bruyne's agent wanted the matching tats to celebrate the player's move to Man City.
However, De Bruyne isn't an excitable teenage girl and turned down the bizarre request, presumably before looking for a new agent.
