
Love it or hate it: Marmite counts as a liquid at airport security
Baked beans too…
11 years ago
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Love it or hate it: Marmite counts as a liquid at airport security
Baked beans too…
11 years ago

Man on Jeremy Kyle says he caught chlamydia from a car
Likely story
11 years ago

London vintage railway ‘allowed’ steamy schoolgirl porno to be shot on a train
Apparently some locals are a bit upset…
11 years ago

Great news: Eating bacon ‘can prolong your life’
Science is the best…
11 years ago

Video: Impossibly tight goal scored in Zimbabwe
Get this kid a trial…
11 years ago

JOE’s Five Word News: Gainz, Resurrection, Retro, Bilious, Sicknote
Nuggets of news in five words…
11 years ago

Meet Bilious Barrage: Nigel Farage’s 2000AD doppelganger
We don’t think Judge Dredd is going to take any sh*t from this guy…
11 years ago

Man smashes up graveyard so that ‘dead can return to life’ over Easter
If this triggers the zombie apocalypse, we know who to blame…
11 years ago

This is probably the best doctor’s note you will ever read
You can almost see the anger coming off the page…
11 years ago

Artist creates retro VHS versions of modern film and TV classics
Brilliant work…
11 years ago

Could Tyson Fury really be about to make his MMA debut?
We didn’t see this one coming
11 years ago

Video: How physics teacher lost his job
No good can ever come of a teacher holding an axe…
11 years ago

Video: The New Mad Max: Fury Road trailer is intense as f*ck
Strap in for this…
11 years ago

JOE’s 5 Word News: Bananas, Boobies, Fools, Snoop, Footy
Get this news down your face…
11 years ago

Kit porn: Does this leaked photo reveal Man United’s new away strip?
Will Di Maria still be in United’s colours next season?
11 years ago

April Fools’ Day: The ‘best’ jokes are being liveblogged
Mythbusting, but for crap jokes…
11 years ago

Kent cops bust £24m fake banana coke smuggling ring
The gak was found to be close to 100% purity. Jeeez…
11 years ago

Martha Stewart accuses Snoop Dogg of ‘smoking pot’ during Justin Bieber Roast
For four-and-a-half hours…
11 years ago

Google censor Aussie mum who flashed her boobies to cameras
‘Big-boob envy has hit Port Pirie.’
11 years ago

Dad Bible: Sky show their age with ‘Jay Zee’ caption
Someone at Sky News should be doing a facepalm right now. Except, judging by this photo caption, they’ll probably have to look up ‘facepalm’ on Urban Dictionary. In trying to get down with the kidz, the network made the cardinal sin of assuming they knew what they were talking about. The result was this brilliant caption […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor breaks down exactly how he’s going to defeat Jose Aldo
McGregor thinks Aldo is a sloppy fighter…
11 years ago

Strong winds cause a truck to overturn on the Humber Bridge
Damn nature, you scary!
11 years ago

Video: Check out this awesome skydive from a chopper in Florida
Gnarly…
11 years ago

These ‘ordinary young voters’ on BBC News don’t look very ordinary
But that hair. It is glorious…
11 years ago

Costa Concordia cruise liner ‘was carrying coke for the Mafia’ when it capsized
The Mafia *obviously* didn’t take the tragedy very well…
11 years ago

Netflix is planning a global content deal
Your Netflix selection could be about to get a lot better…
11 years ago

Video: Russian lamb born with terrifying human face
A face only a mother could love…
11 years ago

JOE’s 5-Word News: Spider, McMuffin, Church, Dissolve, Gamers
Spider Council works in south Wales were given a bit of a shock when a huge Mexican tarantula was found in a local park. McMuffin McDonald’s are trialling all day breakfast options at some US restaurants: Could this be the start of something wonderful? Church A marijuana-loving minister from the US has founded the First […]
11 years ago

Huge TARANTULA found in a Welsh park
Parks in Wales are wilder than we imagined…
11 years ago

‘There are no MPs: remain calm’ warns London transport network
You’ll have to wait 6 weeks for an MP: then 650 will all arrive at once…
11 years ago

Gamers recreate Top Gear using Just Cause 2 footage
Jeremy Clarkson is back. Sort of…
11 years ago

First Church of Cannabis founded by marijuana-loving minister
The stoners’ church exploits a ‘religious freedom’ law loophole…
11 years ago

Hong Kong Sevens: Is the South Stand the wildest place on Earth?
*Adds HK7s to bucket list*
11 years ago

Video: Samsung’s Galaxy S6 Edge survives brutal drop test
Probably don’t try this when you get one, though…
11 years ago

Video: The Rock stars in live-action ‘Bambi’ remake
Bambi. Got. Hench…
11 years ago

Timberlake and Swift switch roles at music awards show
OMG! Could she *be* more excited?!
11 years ago

The Australian cricket team are pretty hungover this morning
Hungover Australians in ‘sportsmen like a drink’ shocker…
11 years ago

Is the Queen campaigning for Ukip in south London?
Apparently, Liz can’t stand people coming to the UK and living off State benefits for generations – Oh, wait…
11 years ago

Escaped rhino causes mayhem in Nepalese town
At least you didn’t have to deal with this guy this morning…
11 years ago

Video: Man tries to burn EU flag but is hamstrung by EU fire safety laws
“Mass immigration is genocide of the British people.” Opinions such as this are obviously dangerous, but that aspect of this video is somewhat tempered by the hilarity that ensues when the balaclava-clad goon attempts to burn a fire-resistant EU flag. The clip was posted by North West Infidels on their Facebook page but was soon taken down owing […]
11 years ago

To celebrate his 50th: Five times Piers Morgan got owned on Twitter
Some people just aren’t built for Twitter, and Piers Morgan is one of those people. The Arsenal supporter’s fickle opinions and repeated calls for Arsene Wenger’s sacking have irked both Gooners and rival fans, with Morgan seemingly unfazed by his propensity to put his foot in his mouth. So, on the day he turns 50, JOE picks […]
11 years ago

JOE’s 5-Word News: Jurassic, Pee, Jackson, Parents, Scum
Because five words is (almost) all you need…
11 years ago

Video: The new Halo 5: Guardians trailer is out
It isn’t scheduled to be released until October, but Microsoft is ramping up its marketing campaign for Halo 5: Guardians with a tantalising new trailer. The video aired in the US on Sunday evening following the Season 5 climax of The Walking Dead, and hints that Master Chief has turned traitor, with Spartan Locke tasked with hunting him […]
11 years ago

Video: Incredible Fast & Furious 7 plane drop stunt
Most film crews would settle for CGI when planning a scene that involves parachuting cars out of an airborne plane. But not the team behind Fast & Furious 7. ‘Real plane, real cars, real stunts’ reveals the caption on Universal Pictures’ incredible behind-the-scenes video. Even after showing us how it was done, we’re still not entirely […]
11 years ago

Good news: Coachella and Lollapalooza ban selfie sticks
Good god…
11 years ago

Vine: Roberto Firmino – king of the no-look goal
“Help, ah can’t get me shirt off”…
11 years ago

Vine: Thierry Henry brings touch of class to Liverpool All-Star game
Despite hanging up his boots to become a Sky Sports pundit, Thierry Henry could still teach a trick or two to most Premier League stars. Playing in Liverpool’s All-Star charity game on Sunday, the Arsenal legend produced a delightful piece of skill to create a chance for one of his teammates, deceiving the defence with […]
11 years ago

Parents could be reported to police for letting kids play Grand Theft Auto
There’s arguably nothing more innocent than loading up Grand Theft Auto or Call of Duty and brutally killing thousands of video game characters from the safety of your own home. But parents have been warned that they face being reported to police and social services if they allow their children to play adult video games […]
11 years ago

BBC’s top executive gets death threats over Clarkson axing
Last time we checked, Top Gear was just a TV show…
11 years ago

Hugh Jackman hints at Wolverine’s last hurrah
Accept no imitations…
11 years ago