Alvaro Morata ‘drops hint’ that Gareth Bale could join him at Old Trafford this summer
It really is transfer silly season
9 years ago
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Theresa May reshuffles Cabinet following General Election
The PM has made changes to the Cabinet following last Thursday’s Election
9 years ago
Boris Johnson’s post-Election WhatsApp message to Tory MPs has been leaked
‘We have got to stop the narrative that Corbyn somehow won the thing’
9 years ago
Reports in Spain claim Alvaro Morata to Manchester United is a done deal for £64m
It’s all been agreed
9 years ago
Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games to feature mixed gender athletics and swimming
“A step forward for gender equality”
9 years ago
WATCH: Angry Tory MP complains that the public are rubbish at voting
We’re no good at voting, apparently
9 years ago
Never mind Theresa May, Lord Buckethead was the real winner at Maidenhead
‘Truly, democracy is a fine thing’
9 years ago
Watch Jeremy Corbyn deliver the ‘worst high five of all time’ as he arrives at Islington North count
Admittedly, probably not the biggest news of Election Night…
9 years ago
Jeremy Corbyn is now favourite to become the next Prime Minister
More good news for Labour…
9 years ago
Watch: You can probably guess how the crowd outside the BBC greeted UKIP’s exit poll result
Just listen to that…
9 years ago
Twitter reacts as it emerges Home Secretary Amber Rudd is in danger of losing her seat
A Portillo moment on the way?
9 years ago
People had to bring football up as Newcastle beat Sunderland in Election Night declaration race
If you can’t beat them at football, try and beat them at counting bits of paper
9 years ago
ELECTION SHOCK: Friday’s front pages make TERRIBLE reading for Theresa May
Wow. Just…wow.
9 years ago
Newcastle and Sunderland declare the first results of Election Night
The first results are in
9 years ago
BREAKING: Exit poll results are in and predict HUNG PARLIAMENT
The exit poll results are in
9 years ago
The front pages on Election Day are equal parts infuriating and predictable
Get out and vote. Buying a newspaper on the day when the public cast their vote in the general election is about as useful as spitting on a forest fire. Granted, we’re sure that there’s some good news pieces, sports coverage and crosswords to be enjoyed in most, but unless it’s definitively proven that Theresa […]
9 years ago
You can predict what happened when Boris Johnson asked a fortune teller for her election forecast
Never a dull moment
9 years ago
Well how else should Arsenal fans react to reports of Alexis Sanchez agreeing to move to Manchester?
It’s another RVP situation
9 years ago
Amused Love Island viewers want jilted woman added to the show after tweet about contestant
And no, it’s nothing about Blazin’ Squad
9 years ago
Andy Cunningham, creator of Bodger and Badger, has died aged 67
Sad news
9 years ago
Love Island viewers take the piss out of Marcel’s Blazin’ Squad boasts
He’s had a nightmare, here…
9 years ago
11 acts you don’t want to miss at Parklife
You won’t want to miss these
9 years ago
Liverpool win race to make Virgil van Dijk the most expensive defender in football history
What a signing! And what a fee!
9 years ago
Former Newcastle midfielder Cheick Tiote has passed away, aged 30
Rest in peace.
9 years ago
Latest ‘leaked’ images appear to confirm Manchester United’s next home kit in full
It seems near certain that this is the next Man United kit
9 years ago
Katy Perry’s One Love Manchester outfit featured pictures of the victims of the arena attack
A lovely touch
9 years ago
Cristiano Ronaldo fans express their disbelief at his newly-shaved head
Huge sports news
9 years ago
The Sun criticised by Arsenal fans for their front page headline following London terror attack
Completely irrelevant
9 years ago
Met police warn of major incident on London Bridge – fear of casualties
This is the latest information about the London Bridge incident.
9 years ago
Turns out First Dates’ Fred Sirieix is ripped as hell underneath that blue suit
FFS. Look at the state of him
9 years ago
Nothing to see here, just Boris Johnson trying to wrestle Labour’s Andrew Gwynne live on air
“Don’t be a pillock, Boris.”
9 years ago
Gary Neville couldn’t resist a dig at Jamie Carragher for his happy birthday message to Liverpool
Here we go again
9 years ago
Watch Daliso Chaponda bring the house down with “fantastically non-PC” BGT semi-final performance
Genuinely brilliant
9 years ago
Dani Alves reveals Juve players will receive a special gift from club chairman if they win Champions League
Not that they should really need any extra incentive…
9 years ago
Quotes from The Wire that you should use in everyday life
“The bigger the lie, the more they believe.” Since it’s inception, HBO has been the gold standard for innovative storytelling with shows such as The Sopranos and Game Of Thrones. Perhaps the shiniest jewel in HBO’s crown is their epic crime series The Wire. If you’ve seen it, there’s a very good chance it’s one […]
9 years ago
Cristiano Ronaldo admits he misses England as he looks ahead to Champions League final
But no, he’s not coming back
9 years ago
Ariana Grande’s benefit concert in Manchester is even more spectacular than first imagined
So much respect for Ariana Grande
9 years ago
We’ve got some good news and some bad news about Red Dead Redemption 2
Good and bad news
9 years ago
CCTV images of Salman Abedi from night of Manchester attack released by police
Images of bomber Salman Abedi taken hours before the Manchester attack on Monday have been released by police. Abedi murdered 22 people at an Ariana Grande concert in the city. In the CCTV images released by police on Saturday night, he can be seen wearing a padded jacket, jeans, trainers, a baseball cap and a […]
9 years ago
Chelsea players forgot to wear their black armbands in the first half of the FA Cup final
It seemed like an honest mistake, but some people were pretty unhappy about it
9 years ago
Manchester artists send message of defiance and hope with poignant street art
“It’s not about us, it’s not about the artists. It’s just about trying to do something for the city.”
9 years ago
Man City fans mock United for missing out on major La Liga transfer target
City fans are loving it
9 years ago
WATCH: Arsene Wenger admits he’ll never forget ‘inhumane’ abuse he received from Arsenal fans
This is very sad to watch
9 years ago
Dog owners on high alert as deadly ‘Rot’ disease spreads
This is what specialist vets have warned
9 years ago
Channel Four have announced a new Gogglebox spin-off – and you could be the star
We can’t wait for this
9 years ago
JOE Media is delighted to announce the signing of Rocket from Soccer AM
Another big name joins JOE…
9 years ago
Emmanuel Macron experiences the phenomenon of Donald Trump’s handshake on two occasions
This is next-level intensity
9 years ago
‘Charlie Bit My Finger’ is a decade old and seeing them now makes us feel depressingly old
Feel old yet?
9 years ago
