BoJo and his bizarre display of celebration Boris Johnson may be the PM, but put him in front of a camera, and he looks like a fish out of water… no more so, it seems, than when celebrating a goal. Yes, even the Prime Minister watches the Euros, and was clearly delighted as Kane sealed […]

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(Most of) The BBC pundits were literally jumping with joy Oof. Heart rate steadied yet? Breathing slowed down? Nope. Us neither. In what was arguably the biggest match of Euro 2020 to date, the entire nation was at the edge of their seats during a tense second half between England and Germany. The contest at […]

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Prince George dominates Twitter with Euros appearance Though booing filled the stadium on more than one occasion, there was a touching moment from way up in the stands. Prince George, son of Prince William and Kate Middleton, was seen singing the national anthem on camera. Big moment for Prince George as he joins William and […]

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This booing is getting really boring Tonight is the biggest match for the England team in a while. Booing has been central to the footie discourse over the last month, and tonight is no different. this booing is gonna get old — Ben Smoke (@bencsmoke) June 29, 2021 During the German national anthem, booing filled […]

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Blyton’s books were not so fun for everyone. English Heritage decided to amend Enid Blyton’s plaque to account for her problematic rhetoric. Andi Oliver, star of the Great British Menu, has now come forward to divulge that Blyton’s books caused a great deal of harm to her as a child. The content in Blyton’s works […]

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A man in America has found himself in a pickle! We’ve all been there; having spent what seems like hours in the Maccies drive through, you finally delve into that signature paper bag in such of your nuggs, fries, and of course, your favourite dip. But let’s make one thing clear, sweet and sour is […]

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PC Monk sentenced to eight years for manslaughter The police officer who killed former footballer Dalian Atkinson has been jailed for eight years. PC Benjamin Monk was charged with manslaughter last week after he kicked Atkinson in the head while he was on the floor. Judge Melbourne Inman QC sentenced the 43-three-year old PC at […]

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Shocking People often asked why Pride is still a necessity, that the LGBTQ+ community is shoving it in people’s faces, that no one really cares about your gender or sexuality. But the world around us would say otherwise. Czech President Milos Zeman, who looks exactly like you would imagine a transphobe looks like, has hit […]

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Cases are on the rise Last Thursday, Scotland recorded 2,999 new Covid cases, the highest on record. However, as of today, they have broken that record again. With 3,285 new cases now recorded, Scotland’s first minister Nicola Sturgeon has called for Scottish residents to be “really careful”. 12.6 per cent of people tested for the […]

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Lockdown restrictions will end as planned The easing of lockdown has been the talk of the country for months. With many people frustrated that Boris Johnson pushed back “freedom day”, the nation has became restless and eager to return to life as normal. With the appointment of a new Health Secretary, following Matt Hancock’s scandalous […]

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Evra apologised for the joke Patrice Evra has issued an apology after a joke was made in poor taste on his new series ‘Pat TV’. In the online series, Evra pretends to commentate on the Euros while imitating players and supporters. .@JoleonLescott I don’t know why they make me say this! I promise you this […]

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No more streaming from the Government’s Big Brother The country was baffled, disgusted, and outright obsessed with the Matt Hancock scandal. It was the nightmare that kept on giving, and it’s not quite over yet. Sajid Javid has been appointed as the new Health Secretary, having previously served as Home Secretary and Chancellor of the […]

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Sorry Karens, no returns today because I’m watching the footie The Trades Union Congress (TUC) has urged companies to allow staff to leave early on Tuesday ahead of England’s Euro 2020 quarter-final with Germany. Though flexible working is undoubtedly becoming more popular post-pandemic, no one would think this included watching the football. However, as seen […]

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Imagine: the film opens up with a high-speed car chase; as the product placement vehicle drifts past the camera, Vin Diesel leans through the window to sing Jonas Blue’s ‘Fast Car’ Vin Diesel is really bleeding the Fast and Furious franchise for everything it’s worth. Unpopular opinion, but no one needs nine films where the […]

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Sunbathers, meet Bambi Two sunbathers in Australia have been fined after they needed rescuing from one of Australia’s most dangerous animals. No, it wasn’t a huge spider or venomous snake, nor was it a kangaroo or a particularly arrogant koala; two grown men were sent running into the woods by none other than a deer. […]

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The devil’s in the details If Rupert Murdoch is the fairy-godfather of right-wing media, then GB News’ chairman, Andrew Neil, is Cinderella. Surrounded by his politically incorrect mice, Cinder-Neil is supported not by glass slippers but by a culture divide emphasised by Brexit and the ‘war on woke’ agenda of Boris Johnson’s government.  Despite Neil […]

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Derek Chauvin, the man who murdered George Floyd, has been sentenced to 22-and-a-half years Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted of murdering George Floyd, has been sentenced today. Chauvin was found guilty of second-degree murder, third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter in April. On 25 May last year, Chauvin was recorded kneeling on Floyd’s neck […]

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Heart-in-mouth stuff Vehicle accidents can be nasty, like real nasty, but a MotoGP racer seems relatively okay considering he was just thrown from his bike and through the air. That is MASSIVE! 😱 Marc Márquez is launched from his Honda during FP2! Thankfully, he's up and walking…#DutchGP pic.twitter.com/S9vNQ7ftJW — MotoGP on TNT Sports (@motogpontnt) June […]

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Smoking attitudes are no longer all smoke and mirrors A recent survey has revealed that six out of ten UK residents want legislation to ban vapes and smoking in beer gardens. Could this be the end of Cigarette and cider Sundays? Are we finally saying goodbye to social smoking as a whole? Attitudes towards smokers […]

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Usain Bolt- a true legend! A video shared on Twitter has shown Olympic champion Usain Bolt in an incredible light. Some athletes have diva-like attitudes (Cristiano Ronaldo), but Bolt proves that not all athletes are completely self-obsessed. You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat support staff… Usain Bolt, an absolute […]

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Better out than in Are you losing friends because you can’t just hold it in? Have you had to leave social events from fear of following through? Perhaps you enjoy spicy foods a little too much. Well, don’t fear anymore, we have the perfect product for you! We all have that one person in our […]

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“Suddenly I’m Pregnant” According to Public Health England (PHE), offering financial incentives to pregnant women can be effective in helping them to quit smoking. It’s “both effective and cost-effective,” says PHE and the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence. This policy is already in place throughout some regions, with many saying that “voucher incentives […]

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Wijnaldum calls for harsher regulation on social issues during matches Netherlands captain Georginio Wijnaldum has called out UEFA regarding how they address racism and putting players in difficult positions. He insisted that it should not come down to the individual deciding whether or not to leave the pitch. Wijnaldum told Sky Sports that he has […]

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Pogba’s choice has led to a rule change regarding product placement Though ‘coke-gate’ is ridiculous when you think about it, Ronaldo’s initial decision sparked conversation around product placement and also received widespread media attention. However, Paul Pogba’s decision to remove a Heineken bottle from the table has actually led to a rule change. Days after […]

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Labour calls for Hancock to step down. If you haven’t heard that Matt Hancock took “eat out to help out” literally, then where have you been? The latest news has Labour calling for the Health Secretary to be sacked. Here’s the latest on ‘kiss-gate’. Labour now calling for Hancock to be sacked 👇🏼 pic.twitter.com/i8nKr0o84F — […]

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The year-long dry spell did not apply to everyone According to The Sun, Matt Hancock has been in an affair with Gina Coladangelo, a taxpayer-funded adviser to the government. Could he not have waited for Hot Girl Summer? i truly cannot express how distressed i am by the news that matt hancock has sex — […]

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Hancock the Hypocrite? After The Sun reported on the alleged affair of Matt Hancock, the world has criticised his seemingly blatant disregard for the rules, his overall hypocrisy, and lack of general morals. A video has resurfaced from May last year when Hancock slammed a Covid adviser for his affair. The irony is truly too […]

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Hancock is the only name worth talking about this morning, following the release of an image that depicts him kissing someone who does not appear to be his wife! However, after the masses call for his resignation, Hancock has finally responded. https://twitter.com/peterwalker99/status/1408384424178225152 “I accept that I breached the social distancing guidance in these circumstances,” writes […]

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Join politics, where makeout sessions are guaranteed Matt Hancock’s alleged affair has been splashed across just about every news outlet this morning. After the images were shown on the front page of The Sun, Hancock has remained eerily silent on the issue, no doubt scrambling to regain some form of control over his life. Rachael […]

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Statue defaced by white supremacist group. On Saturday, in honour of Juneteeth, a statue of George Floyd was unveiled in Brooklyn. However, less than a week later, the statue has been imprinted with white supremacist logos. On Saturday, the statue was revealed in front of an immense crowd, including Terrence Floyd, the brother of the […]

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Tragic building collapse results in numerous people injured, and one unfortunately dead In Miami-Dade County, Florida, a twelve-story building has partially collapsed. One death has currently been reported. Images released in the US have shown that part of the building has fully caved in, which was sadly resulted in the death of one person, with […]

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Harry and Meghan are not ‘dumb’ Piers Morgan has undoubtedly smelled the blood in the water already, and he is circling nearby, ready for whatever right-wing broadcaster will have him on to slag off the Sussex’s- perhaps GB News has a slot? Harry and Meghan have reportedly rejected the title “Early of Dumbarton” for their […]

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You stole my imaginary money! Let’s be honest; no one really understands bitcoin! Everyone has that strange kid they went to school with who now seems rich in it, yet he is still wearing torn and battered Nike Huarache’s and lives in his mum’s basement. The premise of Bitcoin is that as a decentralised currency, […]

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Loki puts the B in LGBTQ+. Though people with be compelled to write “who cares” underneath this piece, this is still a massive moment for LGBTQ visibility in one of the biggest franchises on the planet. Marvel, and by association Disney, have often been called out on their lack of queer diversity, especially as the […]

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The Catalan Justice Department said in a statement that “everything indicates” McAfee took his own life Anti-virus software creator, John McAfee, has been found dead in a prison cell in Barcelona. The news comes just hours after a Spanish national court ruled to extradite McAfee to the US, where he would face charges of tax […]

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Gentle giant apparently not so gentle M’Changa, a twelve-year-old African Elephant, has succumbed to life-threatening injuries following an attack by a larger and more aggressive bull. Though an investigation is underway, officials at Somerset Zoo know the larger animal entered M’Changa’s while they were sleeping. Shaka and Janu, two other elephants which formed the same […]

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Fuck it, no point in pretending we’re shocked If there is one thing we have learned over the course of the pandemic, it’s that the very rules the government expects people to live by do not always apply to themselves. So, it comes as no surprise that many had questioned why Mason Mount and Ben […]

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No, it’s not. “What about your ass?” Plenty of stuff can be said during sex; a personal favourite of mine is “Have we got avocados left?” But a sex expert Dr Emily Morse has said that four words make a massive difference to sexual encounters, and she is a doctor, so you have to believe […]

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An extra day for Netflix and shopping! The Japanese government has proposed a new movement whereby companies are encouraged to allow their staff to work a four-day week instead of the typical five. This decision comes as part of an initiative to increase the work-life balance and better support the country’s economy. Of course, the […]

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Can I speak to a manager, please? Anyone who has ever worked in retail will undoubtedly have horrors beyond recognition that still haunt them in their dreams. No, I am not talking about long days or sweaty manual labour, but the aberration known as Karen. This is not a singular person, but a lifestyle choice, […]

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Hospital issues black alert A hospital in Barnsley has broken under the immense pressure felt by an onslaught of patients to their A&E. The NHS has warned of increasing numbers, a cry which has not been heard by government officials. The black alert was issued on Tuesday, which is described as “struggling or unable to […]

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“This is worse than the Anniston and Pitt breakup” Love can be hard for anyone, but when you have a disability, it can be even more challenging. The much-loved show “The Undateables” has matched numerous couples through its eleven series. One of the most well-received couples was Daniel and Lily, but that fairytale has sadly […]

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A legend gets the respect he deserves Paper money vs plastic money is a debate that has raged since the first introduction of the new notes back in 2016. But now, the £50 has had its own makeover finally arrive. As of today, £50 notes with the face of Alan Turing have entered circulation. With […]

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Fans have applauded Kevin Hart for his new movie “Fatherhood” that premiered on Netflix last week. Many have claimed it’s Hart’s best performance to date, with his content taking a slight turn from vulgar comedy to humorous tragedy. When you find out that Fatherhood is #1 on Netflix for the entire weekend….God is GOOOOOOOD!!!!!! I […]

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Viral video is not quite as adorable as people thought A viral video of an apparently laughing stingray has had many liking, sharing, and commenting on the tremendously cute reaction to being tickled. However, scientific experts have come forward to not only debunk the laughing theory but provide a much more sinister one. https://twitter.com/spacecadetshep/status/1405203637878640642 “This […]

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No fag and a fruity cider says governing body Action on Smoking and Health (Ash) Wales has called for an already present law to be extended to outdoor hospitality areas. The legislation is in regards to a law that prevents people from smoking on the grounds of hospitals, schools, and playgrounds. But very soon, beer […]

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Revolutionary cancer drug enters stage two of clinical trials Though the world is so focused on the pandemic and all its many medical hurdles, there have been some tremendous strides in other medical fields. One of those being the immense hope of a cancer-preventing vaccine. Pharmaceutical company BioNTech has successfully moved to stage two of […]

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With one of Asia’s worst outbreaks, the Phillippines is scrambling to regain some control over the pandemics destruction. With 1.3 million cases and 23,000 deaths, President Rodrigo Duterte has threatened to put people in jail if they refuse to take the vaccine. “You choose, vaccine or I will have you jailed,” Duterte said. “Don’t get […]

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BMW drivers confirmed as most hated drivers in the UK A study carried out by vehicle finance agency MoneyBarn has revealed a lot about our attitudes towards people and the vehicles they drive. They report that BMW’s are the most hated cars on the road, with 40% of the survey’s participants voting for the German […]

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Mount and Chilwell will miss the Czech Republic game After talking to Chelsea teammate Gilmour after Sunday’s match against Scotland, England players Mount and Chilwell are having to self isolate. This will mean they miss the game against the Czech Republic, and Gilmour will miss the Scotland V Croatia match. We can confirm that @BenChilwell […]

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