Julian Draxler fancies a move to Paris over Arsenal, according to the latest reports from France
Bad news for Arsenal fans
10 years ago
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The alternative fitness methods that helped get Michael Phelps in shape for Olympic gold
His record-breaking achievements speak for themselves
10 years ago
National Lottery fined for handing out £2.5m to someone with an allegedly fraudulent ticket
The winnings have not been repaid
10 years ago
There was another phone-related EastEnders blunder in Thursday night’s episode
Did you spot this?
10 years ago
Nightclub respond brilliantly to woman’s racist Facebook rant
That’s her told…
10 years ago
Ilkay Gundogan facing ‘whole season out’ with cruciate ligament injury
Reports in Germany claim he is out for six to eight months
10 years ago
Sir Cliff Richard making gravy on live TV has utterly confused the entire nation
Daytime telly has peaked
10 years ago
Humans don’t have penis bones because sex doesn’t last long enough
A little bit demoralising
10 years ago
Eagle-eyed EastEnders viewers have spotted a problem with the Mitchell’s festive getaway retreat
‘Someone needs the chop’
10 years ago
New study suggests Man Flu might actually be a thing
We knew it all along
10 years ago
Matt Terry reveals how a break-up convinced him to enter X Factor
He hasn’t looked back.
10 years ago
Stan Collymore goes full Partridge in response to Pep Guardiola
It’s absolutely fine, though.
10 years ago
Just what was Mesut Özil doing for Everton’s winner against Arsenal?
People have a lot of questions.
10 years ago
Scarlett Moffatt hits back at critics over lift phobia conspiracy
That should put it all to bed.
10 years ago
Three gay footballers in talks with FA over coming out, MP claims
Discussions are ongoing.
10 years ago
Dates have been set for Will Smith’s next *two* Bad Boys sequels
People think the Fresh Prince could be making space for another big performance.
10 years ago
Matt Terry’s Christmas plans show how he wasn’t expecting X Factor win
He had a solid back-up plan.
10 years ago
If you’re still playing Pokémon Go, you’ll be rewarded with new Pokémon
It’s a major update.
10 years ago
It’s fair to say Robert Lewandowski didn’t agree with his Ballon d’Or ranking
There’s always next year.
10 years ago
Witnesses heard Forest Hill knife attacker shouting ’I want to kill a Muslim’ before stabbing
A 38-year-old-man has now been arrested
10 years ago
Honey G confirms the worst fears of a nation
You have been warned.
10 years ago
Besiktas’ rivals Galatasaray pay tribute to those who lost their lives in Istanbul bombings
Reports claim 38 people died in the twin blasts.
10 years ago
Manchester City legend Sun Jihai retires from football
End of an era.
10 years ago
People think Dereck Chisora tried humping Dillian Whyte’s head during fight
Wait, did he do what people thought he did?
10 years ago
Scott Quigg back with a bang after brutal KO on Joshua undercard
Some power there.
10 years ago
Watch the moment Sol Bamba squared off with Cardiff boss Neil Warnock
He’ll likely be out for some time.
10 years ago
Aston Villa trio serve food to the homeless at Birmingham soup kitchen
Good to see
10 years ago
Heartbreaking footage shows the moment a dog visited her dying owner for the last time
Ryan Jessen was just 33 years of age
10 years ago
Donald Trump chooses WWE magnate Linda McMahon for key role
A co-founder and former CEO of the wrestling federation
10 years ago
Professor who predicted 9/11 believes the election of Donald Trump spells bad news for America
Uncertain times
10 years ago
Robbie Williams denied Danish football fans one of the biggest games in their 2003 calendar
Imagine this happening over here?
10 years ago
Here’s how to send your mates free beer this Christmas
Yes, we said free beer.
10 years ago
Study shows that the youngest sibling of the family is the funniest
We all secretly knew this
10 years ago
First images of Rigobert Song emerge as ex-footballer continues recovery from stroke
He suffered a stroke less than three months ago.
10 years ago
West Ham co-owner David Gold falls for the oldest Twitter trick in the book
Schoolboy error.
10 years ago
Amazon has just launched its first walk-in store – and it’s an absolute game changer
The future is here… (Well, in Seattle)
10 years ago
The newest revelation about Uber adds an extra layer of creepiness
This hasn’t gone down at all well.
10 years ago
Lord Sugar may have accidentally given away the winner of The Apprentice
He didn’t think this through.
10 years ago
I’m a Celeb fans cry fix after this year’s champion is crowned
A worthy winner?
10 years ago
Yes, this fan was wearing a Chelsea jacket to Everton Vs Man United… and this is why
Fair enough
10 years ago
Man United stick with Henrikh Mkhitaryan and Anthony Martial as they face Everton at Goodison
Kick-off at Goodison Park is fast approaching
10 years ago
Chelsea security guard interrupts BBC reporter live on air
Sophie Long had been updating viewers on Chelsea’s statement on Gary Johnson
10 years ago
Minute’s silence for Chapecoense delayed by music at West Ham Vs Arsenal
Painfully awkward to watch
10 years ago
Why El Clasico not being televised in the UK is all Burnley’s fault…sort of
Here’s why it’s not live in the UK
10 years ago
It is time to cut through lazy banter and fully appreciate the majestic David Luiz
That joke isn’t funny anymore. Last Sunday, as Chelsea confidently dispatched rivals Tottenham to put the final touches to their now-somehow-legitimate title chase, one man stayed on the pitch longer than any other. From the final whistle he headed straight to the Shed End to celebrate with the fans after anchoring his team to their […]
10 years ago
Where in the UK do you actually belong?
You know where you’re actually from, but where do you belong?
10 years ago
Fawlty Towers star Andrew Sachs has died, aged 86
He had been battling dementia for the last four years
10 years ago
Not even being POTUS can make Donald Trump exempt from a Twitter ban
Rules are rules…
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