If you don’t like spoilers this probably isn’t for you… Chelsea – Inception After returning to Stamford Bridge, Jose Mourinho implanted the idea into Roman Abramovich’s head that they were actually best friends and the Chelsea owner wanted to give him whatever transfer kitty he asked for. Then, after his first attempt failed, Jose went further into the deepest recesses […]

12 years ago

Just 28 more days of this, guys: hang in there…

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Kids these days. It’s one thing not respecting your elders but, when your elders are Zinedine Zidane, then you’d better make sure you genuflect before him. Not so for Martin Odegaard, it seems, who is reportedly showing signs of too-big-for-his-bootsiness at Real Madrid amid claims he’s refusing to train at the Spanish club. Despite the clamour for his signature and what was […]

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Seriously, this is weird…

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Londoners: Find out if any Nazi bombs fell on your street…

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You may have seen Fabio Aurelio’s desperate plea to play in the Liverpool All Stars match a couple of weeks ago… Well now Andrea Dossena has allegedly tried to beat the Brazilian in the club’s embarrassing former left-back stakes. The Italian, who currently plays for Leyton Orient, was arrested and released on bail after an incident at […]

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The era of the caveman is over. What on earth did we do with our lives before zlaaatan.com? It doesn’t bear thinking about. We can now rejoice, however, after Sweden’s favourite son was recognised by the good folk at SweetPop who have devised this wonderfully unnecessary homage to the Paris Saint-Germain striker. Zlaaatan.com is linked to Google, it […]

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Crime never pays…

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This is why some people can’t have nice things…

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1. He’s just trying to win football matches, mate 2. He gave birth to Harry Kane Don’t ask to see a picture… 3. He gets the players’ banter 4. He doesn’t need much to work miracles… …only the most expensive footballer in history. 5. He’s a proper coach Guts. Balls. Bollocks. Sherwood wants to see them all. 6. […]

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Today’s news. In 5 words…

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A man accused of murdering his friend in a hit-and-run incident has said he only wanted to “scare” the dad-of-two for “banter”. Micheal Haigh, 25, admits to being the driver of the Jeep Cherokee which struck Ryan Kennedy and smashed him into a wall in Norris Green, Liverpool. Haigh claims he hit his “best mate” […]

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This could be the sad end to Steven Gerrard’s Liverpool career: Watching from the stands on a dreary Wednesday night at Ewood Park. The #GetGerrardToWembley movement already feels like Liverpool fans have perhaps sold themselves short. Last year, they were dreaming of an overdue Premier League medal and a return to Europe’s top table in the Champions […]

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Stick to the football, lads. Unless you’re Freddy Adu. Then, by all means, milk the cow while you can. There are some commercial deals that will outlast the memory of footballing accomplishments; we’ve compiled a list of the worst that should make you feel slightly less envious about failing to make the big time… Freddy Adu – Campbell’s Soup The […]

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We thought you were supposed to leave uni broke?

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Reaction Engines want to cut flight time to the Far East to three hours…

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Or, Benedict CHOCObatch if you’d prefer…

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If only there was a spellcheck IRL…

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Don’t p*ss Felipe off. Just race and score points for the team, that’s all he’s asking for. The Brazilian made it clear that he doesn’t want his Williams teammate Valtteri Bottas to make a habit of missing the chance to win valuable points after the Finn skipped the Australian Grand Prix with a back injury. “Sometimes people think ‘OK […]

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The champion is back in town and he can sense the buzz in the air already. But poor Jenson Button isn’t feeling it ahead of this weekend’s Chinese Grand Prix. Lewis Hamilton is psyched ahead of his return to a familiar stomping ground and, having won the race for a third time last year, he has a […]

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Zorbing in New Zealand looks like the best…

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Who just *has* a chainsaw handy?

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Conor McGregor is getting plenty of attention at the moment as the clock ticks down towards his UFC clash against Jose Aldo. But you don’t hear much about the Irishman’s brother. Well, now there’s a chance to remedy that with this video focusing on McGregor’s estranged sibling who also happens to be quite handy at […]

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You’re braver than us, Tom Scott…

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20 shoppers tried to tackle the naked man who was waving a cricket bat…

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You play the Game of Chairs or you die…

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But is it art?

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Scenes…

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Most awkward hospital visit ever…

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The war on selfies has found a new ally…in the form of Prince Harry. After casually looping a spitfire over the Isle of Wight, Harry jetted off to Australia over the weekend as part of his royal duties. On a walkabout in Canberra, the prince posed for pictures with the excited crowd, but was picked […]

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Did you just call me ‘chicken’?

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You’ve heard of speed awareness courses…well now kerb crawlers could be given the same opportunity to escape serious punishment in a new quick-fix scheme. Drivers caught looking for ladies of the night in Bradford have been given the chance to attend education classes instead of ending up in court on embarrassing charges. Police have declared […]

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Happy Birthday, Robert Earnshaw. Footballer, philosopher, poet. To celebrate the Vancouver Whitecaps forward turning 34, we’ve picked ten times he blew our tiny minds with his Twitter musings. From teachings to rival Gandhi’s ‘Be the change that you wish to see in the world’ to why it’s a good idea to take your girlfriend to […]

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Morrison getting down with his bad self…

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Wayne’s worldy…

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Does ‘got his West End away’ work? No…

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Cutting a deal…

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Eggs benefit…

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We suddenly don’t feel like going to the gym anymore…

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what was this guy thinking?

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This is an extraordinary example of human endurance…

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Frank will be coming back in 2016…

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Today’s news, in 5 words…

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We’re not saying it’s mole-men, but….

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Manchester, we love you…

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Rational thoughts from footy stars – who knew?

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Can you watch all eight minutes?

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We’re reluctant to make a ‘mass debate’ joke…

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Baked beans too…

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Likely story

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