Happy Birthday, Robert Earnshaw. Footballer, philosopher, poet.
To celebrate the Vancouver Whitecaps forward turning 34, we've picked ten times he blew our tiny minds with his Twitter musings.
From teachings to rival Gandhi's 'Be the change that you wish to see in the world' to why it's a good idea to take your girlfriend to see 50 Shades of Grey, Earnshaw has an answer for everything life might throw at you. Enjoy...
https://twitter.com/RobertEarnshaw/status/405082426453811200
https://twitter.com/RobertEarnshaw/status/551070845922467840
https://twitter.com/RobertEarnshaw/status/552852247785521152
https://twitter.com/RobertEarnshaw/status/553147722719821824
https://twitter.com/RobertEarnshaw/status/554765791732957184
https://twitter.com/RobertEarnshaw/status/558336725517606913
https://twitter.com/RobertEarnshaw/status/560899649309929472
https://twitter.com/RobertEarnshaw/status/567828240561119232
https://twitter.com/RobertEarnshaw/status/578961522237382656
https://twitter.com/RobertEarnshaw/status/576120277869826048