Happy Birthday, Robert Earnshaw. Footballer, philosopher, poet.
To celebrate the Vancouver Whitecaps forward turning 34, we’ve picked ten times he blew our tiny minds with his Twitter musings.
From teachings to rival Gandhi’s ‘Be the change that you wish to see in the world’ to why it’s a good idea to take your girlfriend to see 50 Shades of Grey, Earnshaw has an answer for everything life might throw at you. Enjoy…
Friendship is wierd.You pick a human you've met and you're like,
"yup I like this one"
and you just do stuff with them.— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) November 25, 2013
You were born for more than just to pay bills and die.
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) January 2, 2015
You don't need the 1st of january to change your life just saying
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) January 7, 2015
If you lend someone money and you never see them again, it was money well spent.
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) January 8, 2015
if you take your girl to see 50 shades of grey, you're gonna get 50 shades of laid
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) January 12, 2015
Imagine if you could watch a trailer for your 2015
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) January 22, 2015
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing themselves.
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) January 29, 2015
A lot of the world's problems would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) February 17, 2015
What if when you die,They ask you "How was heaven"?
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) March 20, 2015
I got a question
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? Hmm?
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) March 12, 2015
