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20th Mar 2015

JOE’s 5-Word News: Pirates, Aliens, Rant, Crying, Sharks

All the news you could ever need, in 5 words....

Ben Kenyon


The Internet is coming! Iceland’s Internet Pirate Party could soon be running the country’s Government.


Epic comedy South Park was nearly axed before it was made because it made three people cry.


Jeremy Clarkson exploded into a cloud of swear words about BBC bosses at a charity gig.


A huge flash of light over Russian has got everyone wondering if aliens are here and if it’s time to call in Will Smith.


Clint Eastwood survived a plane crash and shark-infested waters – in a single day. Badass.

And here’s some extra solar eclipse advice from the Simpsons’ Kent Brockman…