Have you seen this man?
Warwickshire police have issued an e-fit of a man wanted for a distraction burglary in Stratford-upon-Avon and it looks like this:
https://twitter.com/warkspolice/status/981154696319684610
To state the obvious, the accused man's mouth and teeth are excessively large.
If the e-fit is true to form, it should not be difficult for the authorities to locate the smiling suspect. I suggest they start with Stratford-upon-Avon's dental records, or canvas the town's oral healthcare professionals.
Between 2.00pm and 2.36pm on February 5, two men claiming to be from Orbit Housing tricked their way into a flat in Hertford Place. One of the men distracted the occupant - a woman in her 40s - while the other man searched the property.
When the victim realised what they were doing she ordered them to leave. The men left with a quantity of cash.
Warwickshire police then posted the Cheshire cat burglar e-fit to their social accounts.
Vigilante Twitter has responded predictably.
https://twitter.com/Grinbins/status/981164223878217728
https://twitter.com/freedoom_79/status/981159343562346496
https://twitter.com/danatkin5/status/981167475487260672
https://twitter.com/TheHawkcess/status/981172039108190208
https://twitter.com/kickarseHD/status/981176783096737792
https://twitter.com/Trunch81/status/981174133768699905
https://twitter.com/Kristoff1875/status/981167076667572224
https://twitter.com/chrisreiddavis/status/981159283697037312
https://twitter.com/GarethCollins11/status/981167962043203584
https://twitter.com/Gemswba/status/981160800814534658
https://twitter.com/LeeroyGB/status/981172986718830594
https://twitter.com/josefoshea/status/981179897065431042
Officers are asking anyone with information to call 101 quoting incident 220 of 5 February 2018. Alternatively, information can be provided anonymously to the independent charity Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111 or via
www.crimestoppers-uk.org