“We don’t not want any further contact and further attempts will be ignored.” Just hours into his life, Jono Lancaster was abandoned by his birth parents. While he was still in the hospital, Jono was diagnosed with Treacher Collins Syndrome, it was at this moment his parents walked out. As if things couldn’t get any […]

2 years ago

“My wife lets me in the bed now.” A man who spent thousands of pounds to have countless tiny dots tattooed on his head says his wife absolutely loves his new look. Anthony Donnellan, 44, was debating a hair transplant but opted instead for ‘scalp micro-pigmentation’ which is the process of tattooing permanent small dots […]

2 years ago

“It’s raining, it’s pouring.” There are plenty of old school nursery rhymes with exceptionally dark truths behind them. For instance, Ring A Ring A Roses is all actually about the Great Plague. Mary, Mary Quite Contrary is thought to be about Bloody Mary, the daughter of Henry VIII and her murder of protestants. But now, […]

2 years ago

“How nice of you to come for a meal and drinks and run without paying.” A couple who walked out of a restaurant without paying their bill have hit back and defended their actions. The landlady of the Smithy Arms in Swinton, North Yorkshire, shared images from CCTV of the pair, claiming they ate a […]

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Her unfair dismissal case was chucked out of court. Working from home (or WFH for short) has always been a blessing in disguise for those who like to spend most of their working day doing absolutely nothing. However one woman recently found out the hard way that sometimes you can only get away with doing […]

2 years ago

“Wait, you have to clean it?!” Ladies and gentlemen, TikTok users worldwide have been left absolutely dumbfounded upon the discovery that they do indeed need to clean their belly buttons. For whatever reason, countless individuals thought that leaving that weird little hole on your belly completely unsanitized was completely fine, but no, it is not. […]

2 years ago

A website is even listing ‘the best wife pleasers of the summer’. Made famous by Paul Newman, Marlon Brando, and Robbie Williams, the white vest has undergone a rebrand, from ‘wife beater’ to ‘wife pleaser’. The reason for doing so is very understandable, to make it less triggering for the victims of family violence. The […]

2 years ago

I’m a big name in deep space. You ever wake up and everything feels normal. Normal house, normal car, maybe you get the train to work, call into the pub later that night. And then… you see a picture from a telescope and enter an open mouthed existential crisis when you realise you’re essentially nothing […]

2 years ago

“This is why I disable all this stuff.” A woman has shared a now-viral video in which she shows you how to find out all the information Google has stored about you. The video, which was shared by TikTok user @yorgoandlea, shows the unnamed woman heading to Google and searching for ‘ad settings google’ where […]

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One of the Earth’s greatest mysteries has finally been solved. Around four and a half thousand years ago, the Ancient Egyptians (or just the Egyptians as they were known then) began building what would go onto become one of the seven wonders of the world: The Pyramids. Built using millions upon millions of thick stone […]

2 years ago

“People can be so cruel.” When a woman was told that her French bulldog wouldn’t be allowed to board her flight, instead of seeking a solution or heading home, she abandoned the heartbroken dog in the airport car park. The woman claimed that the pet was an emotional support animal, however airline staff remained unconvinced. […]

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One manager also revealed what a ‘team meeting’ really is. If you’ve ever worked in a bar you’ll know that on the serving side of the counter there’s a secret language used to talk about your customers. It’s not necessarily always bad or seedy comments, but when the music is sky high and the crowd […]

2 years ago

Police were alerted when they failed to return. Three people have been found dead after failing to return from a walk on Glen Coe. Police Scotland confirmed that the bodies of two men and a woman were located during a search of Aonach Eagach ridge. The alarm was raised just after 21:05 on Saturday, according […]

2 years ago

Warning: Triggering Content on the Subject of Death. Death is inevitable. In fact, it is arguably the only thing any of us are guaranteed from the moment of our first breath. However personally, I believe it is this fact which makes life worth living. Knowing that one day it will all be over gives us […]

2 years ago

“Wipe your feet on the way out.” You ever read about something so bad it almost makes you proud? Like when Stuart Turton wrote that Widnes was ‘a hole famous for its smell’ and I smiled and thought, there’s no place like home. Or when my local kebab shop got closed down for too many […]

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Police have now issued a statement. On Saturday evening, reports emerged that the disgraced former Lostprophets’ singer, Ian Watkins, had been stabbed in jail. The alleged incident occurred when Watkins was taken hostage by a group of prisoners who were apparently irritated about him giving guitar lessons to other inmates. The stand-off reportedly went on […]

2 years ago

“My iPhone 14 Pro is officially useless.” I’m hardly some disciple of the android revolution, but whenever you think of iPhone’s these days, one of the first things that comes to mind is bad battery. Apply have been accused countless times nowadays of manufacturing products which are designed to fail after a handful of years. […]

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“I cannot believe it took them so long.” On Saturday evening, reports began coming through that the disgraced former Lostprophets’ singer, Ian Watkins, had been stabbed in jail. The alleged incident occurred when Watkins was taken hostage by a group of prisoners who were apparently irritated about him giving guitar lessons to other inmates. The […]

2 years ago

Warning: Sensitive Content. On August 7, 2016 the Scwab family changed forever. What started as a beautiful day out, soon turned to one of complete unforeseeable horror. The Schwab family had headed out to the Schlitterbahn Waterpank in Kansas when little Caleb Schwab, who was just ten at the time, said he wanted to go […]

2 years ago

“Ok Debbie. Where do I start?” A woman has gone viral after sharing a review criticising a fish and chip shop for its price. When the restaurant owner saw the review they responded perfectly, explaining exactly why a small fish and chips costs what it costs. The initial review was posted by a woman called […]

2 years ago

Breaking News. Awful news just in. A 12-year-old boy has been killed in a hit and run on the M62. The 12-year-old died as he attempted to cross the motorway, according to police. They added that they are still appealing for information after the vehicle failed to stop at the scene. The incident occurred in […]

2 years ago

While Paul got the victory, it was Diaz who got the most iconic moment. Well folks, thank you for tuning in. This is the story of last night’s showdown between Jake Paul and MMA great, Nate Diaz. We’re not here to bore you with the facts of the fight. Paul won it, controversially or not, […]

2 years ago

“I hope they lose.” Members of the women’s USA football squad have caused controversy after many of them refused to sing the national anthem in today’s game against Sweden. While five members sang the anthem, six did not, including Crystal Dunn and Naomi Park. In previous games many members have opted out of singing the […]

2 years ago

Disgraced Lostprophets singer stabbed in jail. The former Lostprophets singer, Ian Watkins, has been stabbed in jail according to numerous reports. Watkins, who was serving a 29-year sentence for child sex offences was being held in HMP Wakefield, was reportedly stabbed and left in a critical condition, reports the Mirror. Watkins was jailed back in […]

2 years ago

Mark Margolis has sadly died. The legenendary actor, Marc Margolis, has sadly passed away at the age of 83. The actor, who was known for roles in Scarface and Requiem for a Dream, died at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City following a short illness. Margolis, who was a protege of Stella Adler, featured […]

2 years ago

Alright. American YouTube personality, Tana Mongeau, has boarded the train to controversity city once again after making a series of remarks on British men and the meat that they are (or are not) packing. Talking about her sexual experiences with blokes from the UK, Tana revealed she hadn’t had any good experiences so far. Appearing […]

2 years ago

Ground Chuck may be 83 years young but he ain’t going anywhere. Yes that’s right lads and ladies, Chuck Norris is back and he’s looking to get a role in the upcoming Dodgeball sequel. Back in 2005, Ben Stiller famously appeared in the first ever episode of Ricky Gervais’, Extras. In one particularly funny scene, […]

2 years ago

“Leave these men.” Former adult star turned social media personality, Mia Khalifa, has broken the internet once again. This time, the Lebanese-American, who was once the most watched performer on a certain website, took to TikTok recently to share her controversial take on marriage. Khalifa herself married her high school sweetheart back in 2011 but […]

2 years ago

“Y’alright Barbreh?” “Hello Dave. Iya Denise.” “You alright Dave?” “Yeaaaah. How about you, Jim?” “Not bad lad.” It was these words which began one of England’s finest ever television shows back in 1998: The Royle Family. Set in the suburbs of Manchester, the show was centered around two things. A television set and the family […]

2 years ago

It’s a rare condition. When you’re just 20-years-old, things can occasionally get out of hand, excuse the pun. However this young man found himself in a world of trouble after vigorously enjoying himself on a one-to-one basis. Sitting down to have some fun with his hands, this unnamed young man took things all the way […]

2 years ago

Yes that’s right folks, we’ve got even more news on the woman who launched her bra at Drake. What’s the latest? Well she says she’s thinking about dating him after the pair struck up an unlikely bond over DMs. So cast your mind back. This story feels like it’s been around for centuries but believe […]

2 years ago

This is the reason I got into writing. Relationships can be hard, but you know the hardest part? No it’s not communication, it’s not finding time for one another, it’s not long distances, jealousy, or having different wants or needs, it’s knowing how to take a poop when they’re in the next room. Thankfully after […]

2 years ago

Black Alien Project Évolution 62% The Black Alien Project is back, this time unveiling even more radical body modification procedures, claiming to have ‘a new face construction’. The man behind the project is a Frenchman by the name of Anthony Loffredo, and he has undergone hours upon hours of severe and agonising body modification procedures. […]

2 years ago

She posted to Instagram just days before her death. A vegan raw food influencer has reportedly died from starvation and exhaustion. Zhanna Samsonova, originally from Russia, had been living in South-East Asia and eating an exclusively raw vegan diet consisting of “fruits, sunflower seed sprouts, fruit smoothies and juices” for the past five years. The […]

2 years ago

I’m a Barbie girl, in a single world. Well, well, well, it looks like the Barbie movie might not be a great date night after all, with numerous moviegoers revealing that the film ended their relationships, for better or for worse. Just a week on from the epic Barbenheimer weekend, Barbie has grossed more than […]

2 years ago

“Rest easy princess.” Heartbreaking news emerged this week when it was confirmed that two girl best friends were killed in a car crash on their way to an end of school dance. Kiea McCann (17) and her friend, Dlava Mohammed (16), were on their way to a school dance in Monaghan, Ireland, when the vehicle […]

2 years ago

“The hardest part of being a trans parent is what other people think about me.” A trans man has fallen pregnant and given birth to twins after undergoing six rounds of artificial insemination. 22-year-old, Aaden Darr, is absolutely over the moon after giving birth and says he would go through the gruelling process ‘all over […]

2 years ago

The Captain Tom Foundation has stopped taking donations since the planning dispute came to light. Captain Sir Tom Moore’s family have sparked yet more controversy after defending their decision to have a home spa complex built in his name. Captain Tom’s daughter, Hannah Ingram Moore, and her husband Colin, were granted permission to build a […]

2 years ago

X is having a nightmare. It’s been just one week since Twitter announced its rather unexpected rebrand to X – but things aren’t running smoothly yet. Following numerous complaints from neighbours, the flashing dystopian X sign on top of the headquarters at Twitter has been removed. Over 24 complaints were logged after the humungous logo […]

2 years ago

That’s right folks. Nando’s just got even cheekier and I just got a phone call from 2011 asking for their terminology back. Nando’s is back and better than ever after unveiling that they will be serving cocktails from today. To compliment their hot and spicy Peri-Peri flavours, Tyla report that Nando’s have just launched a […]

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“She was the life and soul of the family.” A young mother of five children tragically died after taking cocaine and frantically trying to pull her teeth out. Kiera Kent, 29, died at her home near Cornwall last year, despite the help of paramedics who attended the scene. Following an inquest into her death, it […]

2 years ago

“I like men and it is what it is.” Famous TikToker, Flyysoulja, has seemingly came out as gay shortly after videos emerged of him kissing his twin brother. The duo, known collectively as The Island Boys, shared several videos of them kissing one another. Now, in a new video, Flyysoulja explained that he likes men. […]

2 years ago

“My face started dropping fast.” A woman who sold her house to help afford a £10,000 facelift says strangers tell her she looks 20 years younger. 50-year-old, Kelly Beasley, decided she wanted to undergo the cosmetic procedure when she noticed her face was ‘dropping fast’. Kelly has always took pride in her appearance and has […]

2 years ago

“The right decision was made.” A British man has walked free after admitting killing his terminally ill wife. David Hunter was initially imprisoned for the manslaughter of his late wife, Janice, two years ago. Janice, who suffered from blood cancer, died from asphyxiation after allegedly begging her husband to take her life. Before being released […]

2 years ago

Officials have finally confirmed what it is. Beach goers have been left completely flummoxed after discovering a humongous object on the Australian coast. The otherworldly cylindrical object was discovered on Green Head Beach in Western Australia and has already fuelled dozens of conspiracy theories about its origin. The most plausible theories about the origins of […]

2 years ago

“Worth it.” There’s partying and then there’s partying! One bloke, who went on a whopping 56 stag do’s in just 18 months has revealed he went on all of them because he ‘felt bad saying no’. 43-year-old, Will Stevenson, says he’s stil paying off his credit cards but that it was absolutely worth it for […]

2 years ago

“The Barbie movie means a lot to me.” A woman has shared her story to Reddit after cancelling her date after he refused to wear pink to the Barbie movie. The unnamed woman took to the Reddit community ‘Am I The A**hole‘ to explain how excited she was about the new Margot Robbie film and […]

2 years ago

‘This living arrangement is the secret to our happiness’ Most couples will have their own methods and ideas about how to maintain a long and happy marriage, whether it’s regular date nights or trips away together. This is a slightly more unique measure though – simply not living with your spouse. One woman has explained […]

2 years ago

17 years after The Holiday was released, a sequel is said to be in the works A sequel to The Holiday is apparently in the works – and Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet and the rest of the original cast have reportedly already signed up for the project. The festive classic, released in 2006, stars Diaz […]

2 years ago

Picture the scenery. It’s 1am. Friday night. Saturday morning. You’ve lost your mates, you’ve had enough, the music’s not hitting the same spot, the night is almost over. But not yet. You’ve got something to do first. Something so important to do. You’ve gotta get some grease into your belly. Right down your gullet and […]

2 years ago