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American YouTube personality, Tana Mongeau, has boarded the train to controversity city once again after making a series of remarks on British men and the meat that they are (or are not) packing.
Talking about her sexual experiences with blokes from the UK, Tana revealed she hadn’t had any good experiences so far.
Appearing on GK Barry’s, Saving Grace, podcast, Tana explained: “I’ve actually got no d* in London thus far.” Grace then added: “Probably best because British willies… You know when people have a thing about British teeth, like we have s*** teeth. I think we probably have bad ds as well.”
Tana was quick to respond, saying: “Yeah I guess when I think about the British d* I’ve encountered they are giving uncircumsized and a little small. I don’t know what they’re working with and it’s probably a HR violation if I keep talking about it.”
Tana then confessed that she’s got a celebrity crush in the world and no, it isn’t Orlando Bloom or Chris Hemsworth, it’s Scotland’s own Lewis Capaldi.
Speaking like a 50-year-old bloke over a pint of Carling, Tana said: “You know who I really have a crush on? Lewis Capaldi. I would f*** the s*** out of Lewis Capaldi.”
Grace then commented: “Is it because you want to help him? Is that why?” To which Tana responded: “No, I think he could help me. Sincerely, I think he’s daddy. Lewis Capaldi, dream man.”
Whatever floats your boat.
