No matter how bad things are, just remember that they can always get significantly worse

8 years ago

Noel and Sandi were on form, as always

8 years ago

It’s no coincidence that 50% of the word ‘painting’ is pain

8 years ago

Is this the greatest love story of our time? Yes

8 years ago

“I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture”

8 years ago

Well, bloodywell can you?

8 years ago

Woof woof lol wb x

8 years ago

Saved by the well

8 years ago

They’ve gone for an unconventional invitation and it’s sure to set a trend

8 years ago

Nothing screams Britain like Dot Cotton and Spotted Dick

8 years ago

Whomst’d’ve said it? One’s a socially inept goofy moron with the same IQ as an unripe turnip, the other is Lloyd Christmas from the hit 1994 movie Dumb and Dumber. Their moronic phrases are likely to have overlapped in recent years, much like Trump’s similarities with Kelso from That 70s Show, Michael Scott, any other stupid TV […]

8 years ago

For the first time in GBBO history, the judges spat out cake because it was so rank

8 years ago

Would it kill you to phone home once in a while? Your Mother and I are worried sick

8 years ago

Tommo always Instagrams his delivery of protein powder using #gains #mensfitness and #bulkingnotsulking

8 years ago

A genuine Irish person spills their secrets

8 years ago

Not all heroes wear capes

8 years ago

Snooki still loves pickles but also still falls over all the time

8 years ago

This is an exclusive

8 years ago

Get your Made In Chelsea name by combining your Mum’s poshest friend’s name with your favourite pick n mix item. I’m Mildred Liquorice-Torpedoes

8 years ago

There is nothing in this world funnier than seeing a couple arguing whilst wearing a lovers’ poncho

8 years ago

Cheltenham, am I right? Just a load of horses, innit. Personally, I feel let down by the standard of horse names at this year’s Cheltenham. They’re severely lacking in some impressive puns. It’s a crying shame. I wanted to see the likes of ‘Buck Buck Goose’ or ‘Pee Biscuit’ but instead we’ve got ‘Diamond King’ […]

8 years ago

“You can’t ring Childline every time your mother threatens to kill you”

8 years ago

Trust us, it is

8 years ago

The self-portrait showstoppers have to be seen to be believed

8 years ago

It was another strong year at Crufts

8 years ago

Surely there are other ways than Essex?

8 years ago

There is no such thing as a quick trip to IKEA

8 years ago

We’re expecting to see full marks for true fans, no excuses

8 years ago

Seriously, how is all of this for free?

8 years ago

What has this reptile done? Twitter user Izzy has unleashed something powerful into the world. Potentially more powerful than we’re even ready for. Behold, the guiltiest looking lizard you’re ever likely to see. I think my lizard may have murdered someone pic.twitter.com/p6V7O6Ay2Q — izzy (@danisnobunk) March 5, 2018 Izzy is right to suspect that her lizard […]

8 years ago

Chris said that he doesn’t see himself as a celebrity, but as a musician

8 years ago

The battle has been won. It’s no secret that the price of Freddos has been on the rise for quite some time. But calm your beans. A long overdue change has come. Freddos will no longer cost a staggering 30p. Freddos, my dudes, are now going back to their heyday 2017 price of 25p. That’s […]

8 years ago

No more, no less. Just a wholesome piece of content

8 years ago

For these reasons, I’m out

8 years ago

Nobody will laugh at my shoe tying technique ever again

8 years ago

Life is exactly like a box of chocolates when you’re square

8 years ago

This is a foolproof plan, trust us

8 years ago

It’s been a stellar month for tweets, congratulations to all involved

8 years ago

Just checking in hope u are wrapping up warm mum x

8 years ago

Yer Da’s been in Waterstones again

8 years ago

Two snails started humping on Dot Cotton’s face

8 years ago

We all need to make a pact to delete each others’ search histories when we die

8 years ago

Always wash your juggling balls in batches of three

8 years ago

Brace yourselves, the piping hot takes are coming

8 years ago

“I went home, I did a marathon of the Kardashians, I had a cheeky bar of Galaxy, had a spray tan and had a beautiful day”

8 years ago

Distract yourself from the fact that you’ll probably never be able to afford a mansion

8 years ago

Balegdah

8 years ago

It’s LeviosA, not Leviosa

8 years ago

Ringo Starr should never have allowed this to happen

8 years ago

The person doing the subtitles was having an absolute mare

8 years ago