Basically, it helps you shit

8 years ago

David was stitched up by the face paint department

8 years ago

Now there’s a sport worth watching

8 years ago

Similar to Ashley Peacock with a piece of meat, she butchered it

8 years ago

Everyone started arguing and Whitmore couldn’t mask her discomfort

8 years ago

Sometimes you make plans, then the day arrives and you simply CBA

8 years ago

Lottie’s bandages are a dead giveaway that she’s been praying too much

8 years ago

The centre target has unexpected powers that are WILD

8 years ago

Finally, someone that’s prepared to tackle the real issues of this nation

8 years ago

Tristan demonstrated his kissing technique and it was disturbing

8 years ago

Well, can you? Everyone knows that the 90s were a banging era for toys. Everything was on the cusp of becoming more technologically advanced, but hadn’t quite reached the dizzying heights of an iPod Nano just yet. Things like Rubik’s Cubes and Etch A Sketches were still floating around from the 90s, but we also […]

8 years ago

Heavens above, James’ loafers were left positively soiled after he ate an unruly burger

8 years ago

Spread the hate on this special day

8 years ago

Are you a luge legend or a bobsleigh bellend?

8 years ago

Lottie believes that the plural of rhino is rhinoceros

8 years ago

Pyeongchang has never seen such terror

8 years ago

One guy said “Oi oi, get your whisk out boys” when he saw a whisk

8 years ago

There is nothing more terrifying than an unexpected rent day

8 years ago

Martin Kemp’s performance will surely be gold

8 years ago

Catalie Imbruglia? Sepp Catter? Cattersea Power Station?

8 years ago

You’ll be my teddy bear? Fantastic! You’re hired

8 years ago

There’s got to be a better way

8 years ago

The undisputed king of Twitter will surely deliver on this special day

8 years ago

Drink! Feck! Superb Owls!

8 years ago

He was reading the lyrics off a teleprompter. The man is a fraud

8 years ago

Hermiione Granger

8 years ago

Ann Widdecombe does not respect the art form of stripping

8 years ago

Please not Ann, please not Ann, please not Ann

8 years ago

…and other things we learned from last night’s show

8 years ago

I can’t come to work today. I am *insert excuse here*

8 years ago

Dunkirk isn’t even a picture, it’s a MOVIE

8 years ago

Shane from Boyzone collects potato peelers in his spare time

8 years ago

Which one are you?

8 years ago

“I’m not putting the heating on unless you’re paying for it”

8 years ago

He’s a modern-day Shakespeare

8 years ago

He’s an aerospace engineer, Jonny mate

8 years ago

Show them you’re serious with something like “I would die for the Royal family”

8 years ago

Finally, his bucket list is complete

8 years ago

She is both adorable and majestic

8 years ago

Answer eight simple questions and your fate will be revealed

8 years ago

Dapper Laughs was pantsed by a selection of tinnies

8 years ago

They’ve got mixed feelings about the move to United and aren’t afraid to share them

8 years ago

Nobody comes after Riri and lives to tell the tale

8 years ago

The performative centaur is an absolute banter merchant

8 years ago

We have reached peak CBB and it is truly disturbing

8 years ago

Geppetto’s intentions with a wooden doll would surely get called into question

8 years ago

This is a breaking news story

8 years ago

Very little happened, basically

8 years ago

The Florida Project? I don’t think so, pal

8 years ago

TEN cans and a bottle of wine without assistance. Bravo.

8 years ago