12 Dad humour book puns ripe for cringing at on World Book Day

Yer Da's been to Waterstones again

It's World Book Day! A day where we all gather together and sacrifice a book to our humble overlords. This year, I will be sacrificing The Famous Five because I'm still annoyed that they considered the dog as a person. Did he pay taxes? No. Timmy was not a person. It should've been called 'The Famous Five And Also A Dog'. Blyton should've fry for what she's done. Anyway, there's a particular trend of combining a book title with a pun on the author's name, which Dads simply can't get enough of. My Dad not only adores these puns, but he makes a point of texting one into our family WhatsApp group at least once a fortnight. Here's twelve book puns your Dad will need his inhaler after reading.

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