
Anything Beckham can do… Charlie ‘Pele’ Adam scores from his own half
Would you Adam and Eve it…
11 years ago
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Anything Beckham can do… Charlie ‘Pele’ Adam scores from his own half
Would you Adam and Eve it…
11 years ago

Sterling vs Arsenal: Unqualified body language analysis
Let me make your body talk…
11 years ago

Arsenal vs Liverpool: What’s the best result for United?
Maybe they could both lose…
11 years ago

Happy birthday, Nige: A life of being extremely right
Showing his Farage…
11 years ago

5-Word Transfers: Milner, Depay, Hernandez, Jovetic, Gaya
Depay up or else…
11 years ago

Mason isn’t a one-off: more footballers with unusual tattoos
Who’s got a permanent Di?
11 years ago

Prankster Pellegrini tricks tabloids with Shameless April Fools’ gag
Pellegrinning more like…
11 years ago

One-word player ratings from Italy 1-1 England
Rabble…
11 years ago

Scientists use e-fits to create the ideal man – and he looks suspiciously like Ed Miliband
One in a Miliband…
11 years ago

Why Pellè is centre stage and Balotelli is nowhere
Super Mario no more…
11 years ago

Confused hipster ends up on Anfield pitch – special report
Raul this confusion…
11 years ago

KAPOW! Adam West to return as Batman
Batman (and Robin) returns…
11 years ago

Spray back time for public piddlers in Germany
P*ss artists beware…
11 years ago

5-Word Transfers: Modric, Sterling, Hummels, Oscar, Bale
Mod rocking up at City?
11 years ago

Barcelona want Glen Johnson but we’re not sure why
“No mate, honestly…”
11 years ago

Patrick Stewart to play coked up anchor in new show
Make it snow…
11 years ago

Apple boss promises to donate millions to charity
iGive (well he does anyway…)
11 years ago

Trailer: The Spectre of James Bond is upon us
This looks pretty Spectre-acular…
11 years ago

5-Word Transfers: Dzeko, Adebayor, Walcott, Immobile, Ings
Who’s going where and why? Let’s have a look-see…
11 years ago

Harry Kane concludes the evolution of man
A man in a Harry…
11 years ago

England international marred by crap trumpets
Brassed off…
11 years ago

Harry Kane doesn’t start for England shocker
Kane not able…
11 years ago

Ashton Kutcher demands baby changing facilities for men
Ashton is not a nappy man…
11 years ago

Pepe Reina urges David de Gea to stay at Manchester United
Manchester always Reina…
11 years ago

Dr Dre gets emotional at Straight Outta Compton filming
Don’t forget about him…
11 years ago

Gerrard: Maximus Decimus Meridius meets Frank Spencer
If they ever made a film of Steven Gerrard’s life – and they most surely will – what type of movie would it be? A sweeping epic? A rags-to-riches heart warmer? A slapstick comedy? A thriller? There are so many ways of looking at the soon-to-be ex-Liverpool skipper’s career that it defies pretty much any […]
11 years ago

Can Nick Powell turn it around at Manchester United?
No more hugs for Nick…
11 years ago

The Ukip guide to Lithuania’s first XI against England on Friday
Celebrating 20 years of the Schengen Agreement…
11 years ago

Audley Harrison only retired today shocker
We were under the impression his career ended years ago…
11 years ago

5-Word Transfers: Bale, Alves, De Bruyne, Song, Adam
Bale hopes to stay despite the boos…
11 years ago

Hodgson fury at ‘espionage’ after leaked photo
A furious Roy Hodgson expressed his anger over what he described as “betrayal akin to Aldrich Ames”, followed by “Look it up. Maybe even read a book once in a while. You kids don’t know you’re born”, after pictures emerged of him holding a scrap of paper with a possible England line-up scribbled on it. […]
11 years ago

JOE’s 5-Word Transfers: Dybala, Arsenal, Otamendi, United, Wilshere
Man United’s new centre-back?
12 years ago

Señor Serenity escapes madness to earn vital win
What a beautiful man *hugs*…
12 years ago

Video: Gerrard apologises to everyone…except Herrera
Steven Gerrard has apologised for his reckless red card against Manchester United…to everyone but the man he stamped on. “I need to accept it, the decision was right. I’ve let down my team-mates and the supporters. I take full responsibility. I’ve been in the game long enough when you do something like that. I take […]
12 years ago

It’s clearly time for Arsenal to replace Olivier Giroud
This is dry like Ryvita…
12 years ago

Gerrard sent off 40 SECONDS after coming on against Man United
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard was sent off just 40 seconds after coming on against Manchester United for a stamp on Ander Herrera. The tasty challenge – and resulting suspension – leaves the 34-year-old facing only five more matches for the Reds before he joins LA Galaxy. And here’s Twitter enjoying another embarrassing episode for Gerrard… https://twitter.com/footballtips/status/579652462115745792 Ideally for […]
12 years ago

Phil Jones almost breaks Adam Lallana…and himself
A typically over-exuberant challenge from Phil Jones left Adam Lallana in a heap at Anfield…while the defender unsurprisingly appeared to also injure himself. We imagine Lallana now knows how Jules Plisson feels… And here’s how Twitter reacted in fine voice… Phil Jones, forever coming off worse. — Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) March 22, 2015 https://twitter.com/immolations/status/579642752155181057 https://twitter.com/Vine_Football/status/579641801935601664 […]
12 years ago