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  • Naughty Boy on the hunt for new singers – in Britain’s prisons

    Naughty Boy on the hunt for new singers – in Britain’s prisons

    Naughty Boy has declared he wants to search Britain’s prisons for new singers. The producer – whose real name is Shahid Khan – has revealed he is on the lookout for fresh talent and said he wants to recruit prisoners because “everyone deserves a second chance”. He told The Sun: “Coming out of there is […]

    11 years ago

  • One of the original Ghostbusters will be appearing in the new film

    One of the original Ghostbusters will be appearing in the new film

    Good news, Ghostbusters fans. Ahead of the forthcoming film, one of the original cast members has revealed they are set to return. While we’re already very excited to see Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig lead the new Ghostbusters, there’s always room for a familiar face. Dan Aykroyd — aka Ray Stanz from the original films — […]

    11 years ago

  • Video: Man at concert dancing like your dad doing a dad dance in Dadville

    Video: Man at concert dancing like your dad doing a dad dance in Dadville

    Before there was dadbod, there was dad dancing. And this man wins all dad dance competitions forever. Draped in the classic dad attire of a polo shirt tucked into a pair of jeans, this dad at at The Vamps in Thorpe Park brought the genre to a whole new level. The unnamed dad ticked all dad dance boxes […]

    11 years ago

  • Fantastic Four fever ramped up with release of final trailer

    Fantastic Four fever ramped up with release of final trailer

    Of all the Hollywood trailers released at Comic-Con, the latest look at Fantastic Four was probably the most hotly-anticipated. 20th Century Fox have not disappointed with the final glimpse ahead of the film’s release in August, with the exciting young cast and breathtaking action sequences setting pulses racing. Starring British actor Jamie Bell as The Thing […]

    11 years ago

  • This talented little star has netted QPR around £9m…

    This talented little star has netted QPR around £9m…

    It’s a long time since Raheem Sterling wore the blue and white hoops of QPR, but the winger has given his former club a huge boost by sealing a move to Manchester City. Thanks to a shrewd 20% sell-on clause included in the small print when Sterling joined Liverpool in 2009, the R’s stand to pocket around […]

    11 years ago

  • Bundesliga pay tribute to national icon Bastian Schweinsteiger (Video)

    Bundesliga pay tribute to national icon Bastian Schweinsteiger (Video)

    The Bundesliga have bid farewell to a true league legend with this great video tribute. As we all know by now, Bastian Schweinsteiger is leaving Bayern Munich to join Manchester United. Whilst it appears to be a great acquisition for the Red Devils, it means that the Bundesliga has lost one of its icons. After […]

    11 years ago

  • Apple are fixing the annoying keyboard feature with iOS 9

    Apple are fixing the annoying keyboard feature with iOS 9

    Apple have fixed one of the minorinconveniences of the iPhone and iPad keyboard that should make our lives that little bit easier. At the moment, the only visible reminder that you’ve switched to typing in capital letters is the shift key turning either black or grey – which can be pretty easy to miss. But iOS […]

    11 years ago

  • Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd play brilliant new drinking game

    Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd play brilliant new drinking game

    If you’re a dab hand at carpentry and looking for a new drinking game, we might have just the thing for you. Paul Rudd, star of the new Ant-Man movie, was on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon recently, with the duo participating in a brilliant new way to get drunk. Very drunk. We’re big fans of […]

    11 years ago

  • Game of Thrones star hints at Jon Snow’s return…

    Game of Thrones star hints at Jon Snow’s return…

    Game of Thrones fans have been so preoccupied with a certain character’s potential return that we’ve all forgotten about another who holds great potential for Season 6. The last time we saw Bran Stark in the realm, he was learning to develop his power as a Warg with the children of the forest. Actor Isaac Hempstead Wright […]

    11 years ago

  • Here’s how Jake Gyllenhaal got so ripped for new boxing film Southpaw (Video)

    Here’s how Jake Gyllenhaal got so ripped for new boxing film Southpaw (Video)

    Someday there will be a boxing film that focuses on an overweight and lazy fighter that couldn’t be arsed even getting off the couch, but Southpaw is definitely not that film. We’ve already seen the trailer that showed Jake Gyllenhaal’s remarkable transformation into fictional boxer Billy Hope. Now the actor has revealed exactly what was […]

    11 years ago

  • JOE visits the state-of-the-art KIPSTADIUM (Gallery)

    JOE visits the state-of-the-art KIPSTADIUM (Gallery)

    Bringing together all the most important elements of team sports, KIPSTADIUM aims to be the cutting edge of the industry’s observation, innovation and enjoyment. The headquarters of sports research team Kipsta has 20 indoor and outdoor pitches for a variety of sports including football, futsal, basketball and rugby. It is located near Roubaix in France, and […]

    11 years ago

  • Comic-Con serves up the best (first?) superhero selfie of all-time

    Comic-Con serves up the best (first?) superhero selfie of all-time

    We may be massive nerds here in JOE Towers, but we think this is extremely cool… Comic-Con has produced some great moments over the past few days, from Bryan Cranston’s ridiculous ‘Thug Life’ moment to the release of several movie trailers. Yesterday, it produced another gem when stars from X-Men, Deadpool, Arrow, Fantastic Four and […]

    11 years ago

  • HBO to launch new Board Game of Thrones

    HBO to launch new Board Game of Thrones

    It has been said that when you play the Game of Thrones you win or die – thankfully the newest board game based on the hit TV show won’t be quite as extreme. The continents and kingdoms in Game of Thrones seem perfectly suited to the board game Risk, so much so that we’re almost surprised […]

    11 years ago

  • Bastian Schweinsteiger features in brilliant Beats by Dre ad (Video)

    Bastian Schweinsteiger features in brilliant Beats by Dre ad (Video)

    Manchester United have made one of the biggest moves of the transfer window by agreeing a deal for Bastian Schweinsteiger. The midfielder isn’t getting any younger, turning 31 next month, but it’s only a year since he helped Germany to World Cup glory. Understandably, United fans have been getting a tad giddy about his signature. Having played for […]

    11 years ago

  • Report: Man United agree deal for Morgan Schneiderlin

    Report: Man United agree deal for Morgan Schneiderlin

    Reports emerged on Sunday night that Manchester United had agreed a deal to sign Southampton midfielder Morgan Schneiderlin. The Manchester Evening News reported that the 25-year-old France international had already completed a successful medical earlier in the day. Added to the capture of Bastian Schweinsteiger, the reported purchase signals a complete overall of the Manchester United midfield. […]

    11 years ago

  • Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice has a new trailer and it looks epic

    Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice has a new trailer and it looks epic

    We all now know why Batman is so serious and it has nothing to do with the Joker. We’re not going to say a single thing because this trailer needs at least four or five viewings to let all the geektastic details sink in. Enjoy. Okay, deep breath…Batman, Superman, Lex Luthor, Kryptonite, Alfred, Wonder Woman, The […]

    11 years ago

  • Bayern Munich confirm Bastian Schweinsteiger is joining Manchester United

    Bayern Munich confirm Bastian Schweinsteiger is joining Manchester United

    So that’s that – Bastian Schweinsteiger is leaving Bayern Munich after 14 years. The German international is set to join Manchester United in the next 48 hours following confirmation from Bayern that he is to leave the club. The Bundesliga champions held a press briefing at the Allianz Arena today and introduced new signings to local […]

    11 years ago

  • Report: Schweinsteiger signs for Manchester United

    Report: Schweinsteiger signs for Manchester United

    Reports in Germany on Friday night claimed that Bastian Schweinsteiger has agreed to sign for Manchester United. German tabloid Bild announced the ‘Transfer of the Summer’ and claimed as fact that the Bayern Munich legend had decided to cut ties with the Bavarian club and move to Old Trafford. The fee is reported to be in the […]

    11 years ago

  • Prince Philip floors photographer with four-letter outburst (Video)

    Prince Philip floors photographer with four-letter outburst (Video)

    We’ve all got that one relative who gets a bit sweary from time to time, but it’s a touch more noticeable when you’re in the royal family. Prince William can barely contain his laughter when grandfather the Duke of Edinburgh loses his patience during a photoshoot alongside Battle of Britain veterans. After a comment from the […]

    11 years ago

  • Wayne Rooney surprises pal Ed Sheeran with customised England shirts

    Wayne Rooney surprises pal Ed Sheeran with customised England shirts

    By now we all know about the unlikely friendship between Wayne Rooney and Ed Sheeran. The footballer was joined by Sheeran in a hit-and-miss cover of Robbie Williams song ‘Angels’, and now Rooney has found a great way to surprise his pal. Sheeran has been preparing for a run of gigs at Wembley Stadium, and […]

    11 years ago

  • Sir Alex Ferguson and Thierry Henry together at Wimbledon provides us with a trip down memory lane

    Sir Alex Ferguson and Thierry Henry together at Wimbledon provides us with a trip down memory lane

    It has been two years since we’ve last seen Alex Ferguson furiously chewing gum, demanding an extra few minutes of injury-time and winning trophies with more regularity than clockwork. The iconic former Manchester United manager has been enjoying his retirement by giving golfers pep-talks, hanging out with Cristiano Ronaldo and harassing Michael Carrick, among other things. […]

    11 years ago

  • Batman misses out on top spot in superhero rich list

    Batman misses out on top spot in superhero rich list

    When discussing the wealthiest fictional characters around, Batman’s alter ego Bruce Wayne usually features towards the top. That’s what we thought, at least, but according to Time he’s not even the richest superhero. That particular honour goes to Black Panther (also known as T’Challa), who is worth an estimated $90.7 trillion. And he hasn’t even had a […]

    11 years ago

  • Jordan Henderson confirmed as FIFA 16 cover star

    Jordan Henderson confirmed as FIFA 16 cover star

    A good week for Jordan Henderson has got even better, with the announcement that he will feature on the cover of FIFA 16. The Liverpool and England midfielder was named as the new captain of his club this week, succeeding Steven Gerrard, and will now join Lionel Messi on the cover of the game’s UK […]

    11 years ago

  • Report: New iPhone will be thicker to cram in new tech

    Report: New iPhone will be thicker to cram in new tech

    The consistent trend in the highly competitive smartphone market has been to go thinner and thinner with each new model. But Apple are rumoured to be bucking that trend with their forthcoming ‘iPhone 6S’, which is reported to be thicker than the current iPhone 6. A supposedly legit schematic drawing, published by Engadget Japan, shows a 7.1mm thickness for […]

    11 years ago

  • JOE’s Quotes of the Week – July 10, 2015

    JOE’s Quotes of the Week – July 10, 2015

    As festival season overlaps with a summer of sport, we bring you the best quotes from the past week… “I love what I’m doing now but I’d swap it all to play in The Ashes” – Freddie Flintoff, speaking exclusively to JOE. “When I look at this product, I see myself” – Cristiano Ronaldo in his […]

    11 years ago

  • A first look at the new Ghostbusters

    A first look at the new Ghostbusters

    Forget Peter, Ray, Ego and Winston – there’s a new gang of Ghostbusters in town… Production on the forthcoming reboot of the 1984 classic is under way, and here’s some unofficial photos to prove it. Images have leaked of the all-female team of spirit botherers in their ghostbusting garb, with Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones […]

    11 years ago

  • This 90s Disney supercut will have you crying into your Lion King duvet

    This 90s Disney supercut will have you crying into your Lion King duvet

    I’m not crying – there’s…there’s something in my eye. One of the most prominent memories of our childhood involved sitting down on a Saturday morning in pyjamas that were too short for us and watching whatever Disney movie was on the box that day. We have every movie on VCR from Aladdin to Hercules to Tarzan… when we […]

    11 years ago

  • Man taunts bull with flaming horns and gets exactly what he deserves (Video)

    Man taunts bull with flaming horns and gets exactly what he deserves (Video)

    Bull rules 101 – do not throw sand at a bull… This footage, reportedly shot in Spain, shows a man facing off with a bull in an arena, and if that situation wasn’t already dangerous enough, some cruel people decided to set fire to the bull’s horns. At first the bull doesn’t know what to […]

    11 years ago

  • JOE Agony Uncle Matt Berry answers your problems…

    JOE Agony Uncle Matt Berry answers your problems…

    JOE Agony Uncle Matt Berry delivers more solid advice this week, including: “Age is immaterial, talent is everything”, “Gather your rollers tight and tell her” and “At least she gives a s**t”. If you have an issue you’d like Matt to help with – email hello@JOE.co.uk. Dear Uncle Matt, My girlfriend has started doing this […]

    11 years ago

  • New Barcelona signing refuses to sign Messi shirt (Video)

    New Barcelona signing refuses to sign Messi shirt (Video)

    Barcelona player Arda Turan reacted strangely when asked to sign a club shirt for a fan, but he may have had his reasons. The kit in question bore the name and number of the former Atletico man’s new team-mate Lionel Messi, a fact that brought out a strange reaction. Arda might have previously said that […]

    11 years ago

  • American journalist needs help identifying Steven Gerrard (video)

    American journalist needs help identifying Steven Gerrard (video)

    Steven Gerrard may be a new arrival in MLS but the former Liverpool captain isn’t exactly what you’d call an unknown quantity. Gerrard’s face has been plastered on billboards throughout LA and we’re fairly certain his arrival was discussed at length in the American media…which makes this glaring admission by a local journalist all the more […]

    11 years ago

  • Video: Goosebumps trailer is as funny as it is creepy

    Video: Goosebumps trailer is as funny as it is creepy

    Great news for anyone who grew up in the UK in the 1990s, as the Goosebumps books are being turned into a film. The first full-length trailer for the comedy horror is out, and offers a great trip down memory lane for fans of the series of books. Jack Black stars as a fictional version […]

    11 years ago

  • Harry Potter star trades ice cream van for ‘redhead’ Ferrari

    Harry Potter star trades ice cream van for ‘redhead’ Ferrari

    Everyone has their reasons for buying a Ferrari, but ginger pride is rarely one of them. Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint traded his ice cream van (more on that later) for a Ferrari Testarossa, purely because the name translates to ‘redhead’ in Italian. The strawberry blond Grint parted with £200,000 for the car, which he […]

    11 years ago

  • Crowdfunders raise £45,000 to improve drinking games

    Crowdfunders raise £45,000 to improve drinking games

    The days of ending house parties with beer-soaked floors could be over, thanks to an invention by a group of American pals. Game after game of beer pong left Chase Treibt and his friends sick of sticky carpets and drinks that tasted of dirt, so they devised their own solution. They have raised more than $70,000 (£45,000) […]

    11 years ago

  • The way you charge your iPhone may be about to change forever

    The way you charge your iPhone may be about to change forever

    Sick of losing your iPhone charger? Annoyed at the wire wearing away? Good news could be on its way. A newly published patent offers some insight into Apple’s plans to completely remove all charging ports from their phones. How do you charge your handset then? Welcome to the world of wireless… Apple’s plans include charging iPhones via a chip […]

    11 years ago

  • Take off your festival wristband if you don’t want to get boils…

    Take off your festival wristband if you don’t want to get boils…

    We all know someone who refuses to take off their festival wristband. Some think it’s a ‘cool’ thing to do, but there’s now a scientific reason to tell your mate to wise up and cut loose the grubby thread. Apparently they cause boils. That’s right, boils. A microbiologist at the University of Surrey, Dr Alison Cottell, recently tested two wristbands […]

    11 years ago

  • The average time we spend on Facebook every day has been revealed

    The average time we spend on Facebook every day has been revealed

    Facebook users around the world spend on average around 20 minutes a day on the social networking site, according to research commissioned by investment bank Needham. Citing data from digital analysis company ComScore, Needham analysts reckon that Facebook’s 1.44 billion-plus users spend just over 20 minutes a day checking their news feeds, trawling through photos, creeping on […]

    11 years ago

  • Torino coach confirms Man United deal for Matteo Darmian

    Torino coach confirms Man United deal for Matteo Darmian

    It looks like Manchester United have got their man after Torino coach Giampiero Ventura revealed a deal has been agreed for Italy right-back Matteo Darmian. Speaking to Sky Italia, Ventura said: “It’s true, Darmian will play in the Champions League with Manchester United. “Matteo deserves a top team and always dreamed of playing in the Champions League […]

    11 years ago

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice plot detail revealed…

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice plot detail revealed…

    The initial trailer set the mood for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, but very little has been revealed in terms of the plot…until now. It’s been reported that the film will pick up from the events of the 2013 blockbuster Man of Steel as Batman seeks vengeance for Superman’s overzealous methods. You might remember that […]

    11 years ago