This guy has a fundamental misunderstanding of how scoring goals works.
To say that Cyle Larin did not cover himself in glory this week would be the understatement of the year.
The Canadian striker was presented with a glorious opportunity to give his country the lead in their Gold Cup clash with El Salvador, but messed it up.
The Orlando City forward did all the hard work by rounding the goalkeeper and finding himself with the goal at his mercy.
However, instead of coolly slotting the ball into the net, he gave some poor b*stard in row Z the souvenir of a bruised noggin…