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  • Paedophile hunters force man to observe minutes silence before placing him under arrest

    Paedophile hunters force man to observe minutes silence before placing him under arrest

    The paedophile-hunting group Predator Exposure apprehended a man in Leeds A group of self-described ‘paedophile hunters’ forced a man to observe a two-minutes silence for the fallen yesterday before placing him under citizens arrest. The paedophile-hunting group Predator Exposure apprehended a man in Leeds shortly before 11am on Sunday as people across the country observed […]

    8 years ago

  • Cristiano Ronaldo played key role in Higuain’s penalty miss against Juventus

    Cristiano Ronaldo played key role in Higuain’s penalty miss against Juventus

    Juventus beat AC Milan thanks to Cristiano Ronaldo’s heroics Cristiano Ronaldo played a big role in Serie A leaders Juventus’ 2-0 win over AC Milan, not just in scoring a goal but helping to deny his opponents from the penalty spot. The Turin team went 1-0 up thanks to a goal from Mario Mandžukić eight-minutes in, […]

    8 years ago

  • eToro Terms and Conditions

    eToro Terms and Conditions

    Terms and Conditions: eToro Prize details 2x VIP tickets to the following Premier League matches; Cardiff City vs Brighton and Hove Albion (12:30pm on Saturday 10th November) Newcastle United vs AFC Bournemouth (3:00pm on Saturday 10th November) Crystal Palace vs Tottenham Hotspur (5:30pm on Saturday 10th November) There will be 1x winners selected (1x winners […]

    8 years ago

  • Jose Mourinho taunts Juventus fans after Man United record comeback victory in Turin

    Jose Mourinho taunts Juventus fans after Man United record comeback victory in Turin

    This was peak Mourinho Jose Mourinho couldn’t resist taunting the Juventus supporters in Turin after Manchester United recorded a comeback victory on Wednesday night. The United manager walked onto the pitch and cupped his ear, gesturing to the disgruntled fans. Jose Mourinho has got the Juventus fans and players rattled at full time! 😬🤬 He's […]

    8 years ago

  • PFAI call on FA to investigate ‘anti-Irish’ racism claims

    PFAI call on FA to investigate ‘anti-Irish’ racism claims

    The Professional Footballers Association of Ireland have called on the English and Scottish FA’s to have a more robust approach in dealing with abuse faced by players like James McClean and managers such as Neil Lennon McClean has engaged in a back and forth with the FA this week over their failure to adequately deal with […]

    8 years ago

  • Greggs is giving out free Festive Bakes across the UK tomorrow

    Greggs is giving out free Festive Bakes across the UK tomorrow

    You need to get to a Greggs at 4pm to get one Christmas is officially here on Thursday as Greggs begins selling its Festive Bake in stores across the country. Ahead of the product being sold for £1.50, tomorrow (Wednesday 6 November) a hundred pasties will be given out from 4pm in 16 stores up […]

    8 years ago

  • James McClean hits back at FA with strong statement over investigation

    James McClean hits back at FA with strong statement over investigation

    “Because we are Irish Catholics they turn a blind eye.” Republic of Ireland and Stoke winger James McClean has responded strongly to the news that the FA will investigate him for his post-match comments after a 0-0 draw with Middlesbrough on Saturday. Due to his decision to not wear a Remembrance Day poppy, the Stoke City […]

    8 years ago

  • Floyd Mayweather teases first MMA fight in Instagram announcement post

    Floyd Mayweather teases first MMA fight in Instagram announcement post

    The 50-0 Floyd Mayweather will take on unbeaten kickboxer Tenshin Nasukawa Floyd Mayweather has teased his MMA federation debut via an image on social media in which he wears a traditional boxing glove, as well as an open-finger glove usually worn in mixed martial arts. The post came as it was announced that the 50-0 […]

    8 years ago

  • Arsenal have lucky escape as Sadio Mane goal is wrongly disallowed

    Arsenal have lucky escape as Sadio Mane goal is wrongly disallowed

    The Liverpool forward opened the scoring in the first half, only to see his strike ruled out for offside Arsenal benefited from a lucky escape in the first half of their Premier League clash against Liverpool as the officials wrongly ruled out Sadio Mane’s early goal. The Senegal forward was played in by Roberto Firmino […]

    8 years ago

  • Romelu Lukaku left out of Manchester United squad for Bournemouth match

    Romelu Lukaku left out of Manchester United squad for Bournemouth match

    Romelu Lukaku has been left out of the Manchester United squad for the Saturday lunchtime kick-off against Bournemouth. The striker has struggled in front of goal in recent weeks, having last found the net for United on September 15 against Watford. After benching Lukaku for the visit of Everton last Sunday, Jose Mourinho explained that […]

    8 years ago

  • QUIZ: Can you guess the beer from its can?

    QUIZ: Can you guess the beer from its can?

    A good score is anything above 12 When it comes to drinking lager, most of us have our personal favourite. Sure, we might dabble from time to time outside that single, true beer, but when push comes to shove it’s the same can you keep going back to time and again. Your one and only. […]

    8 years ago

  • Notorious gangster James ‘Whitey’ Bulger killed in jail

    Notorious gangster James ‘Whitey’ Bulger killed in jail

    He was played by Johnny Depp in Black Mass Boston gangster James ‘Whitey’ Bulger has been killed in West Virginia. The 89-year-old – who was convicted in 2013 of 11 murders – was found dead in his cell in Hazelton penitentiary, West Virginia shortly after being transferred there from a Florida jail. Bulger was arrested with his […]

    8 years ago

  • WATCH: David Silva opts to pass with the goal at his mercy

    WATCH: David Silva opts to pass with the goal at his mercy

    David Silva is good at football. Really, really good at football. In the last decade or so, he’s arguably the best there’s been in the Premier League, playing a huge part in Manchester City’s successes along the way. The playmakers’ playmaker, his eye for a pass is arguably his greatest quality. On Monday night at […]

    8 years ago

  • The full 20 game line-up of the PlayStation Classic has been announced

    The full 20 game line-up of the PlayStation Classic has been announced

    We now know all the games on the PlayStation Classic Back in September, Sony announced they would be launching their PlayStation Classic ahead of Christmas and needless to say we were fucking stoked. Based on their launch video we knew it would be 45% smaller than the original PlayStation, and would feature 20 classic games built […]

    8 years ago

  • Leicester City confirm death of owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha in tragic helicopter crash

    Leicester City confirm death of owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha in tragic helicopter crash

    The crash occurred outside Leicester City’s King Power Stadium after the club’s match against West Ham United Leicester City Football Club confirmed on Sunday that its owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha has died after the helicopter he was travelling in crashed into the car park of the club’s King Power Stadium on Saturday evening. In a statement on […]

    8 years ago

  • Gary Neville has a theory on Paul Pogba’s weird penalty run up

    Gary Neville has a theory on Paul Pogba’s weird penalty run up

    “I think the Pogba penalty run-up might be for show” Paul Pogba gave Manchester United the lead in their Premier League game against Everton on Sunday. However, the French midfielder got a slice of fortune after his penalty was saved by Jordan Pickford. The French midfielder took a ridiculously long time over the penalty: between the […]

    8 years ago

  • QUIZ: Complete the movie and TV bromances

    QUIZ: Complete the movie and TV bromances

    Brought to you by Jameson Irish Whiskey From the buddy-cop movies of the 1980s, to the Judd Apatow hang-out comedies of the 2000s, bromances are a staple of TV and cinema. They’ve provided us with so many classic screen moments that Jameson are even riffing on it with their latest ad campaign. The advert features two cops […]

    8 years ago

  • Five things to do with your bro

    Five things to do with your bro

    Brought to you by Jameson Irish Whiskey Hanging out with your best mates is important. Just chilling out with your friends, chewing the fat, joking around. Male friendship is something special, but as we get older, responsibilities and life get in the way. It becomes harder and harder to find to the time to just hang. […]

    8 years ago

  • Johnny Depp axed from Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise

    Johnny Depp axed from Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise

    Johnny Depp has been dropped from the Pirates of the Caribbean films The Pirates Of The Caribbean will no longer star Johnny Depp, the Daily Mail has reported. The American actor has been part of the movie series for over a decade, however, he has suffered a number of personal problems over the past four years, such as […]

    8 years ago

  • David Schwimmer posts hilarious video response to lookalike shoplifter

    David Schwimmer posts hilarious video response to lookalike shoplifter

    “Officers, I swear it wasn’t me” David Schwimmer has responded to suggestions he was the lookalike of a suspected thief in Blackpool on social media. The suspect was seen in the photo carrying a crate of cans out of a location in the town centre. Authorities want to speak to him “in relation to a theft […]

    8 years ago

  • Danny and Dani Dyer are joining the cast of Gogglebox on Friday

    Danny and Dani Dyer are joining the cast of Gogglebox on Friday

    It has been confirmed that Danny Dyer and Dani Dyer appearing on the show Danny Dyer and his eponymous Love Island-famous daughter will appear as part of a one-off Gogglebox special this Friday. Announcing their appearance, Dani Dyer wrote on Instagram: “I absolutely love Gogglebox and couldn’t be more excited to be on it with my dad. What an […]

    8 years ago

  • Mike Tyson photoed graffitiing brutal message on Dana White’s head as he sleeps

    Mike Tyson photoed graffitiing brutal message on Dana White’s head as he sleeps

    Tyson and Dana White were both aboard the UFC jet Mike Tyson has been photographed drawing on UFC president Dana White’s head while the pair were aboard the UFC jet. Uploading the image to his Instagram, the former boxer wrote: “Hey Dana White this pic says it all.” The picture shows him writing the word […]

    8 years ago

  • Matt LeBlanc replaced as Top Gear host in £1 million deal

    Matt LeBlanc replaced as Top Gear host in £1 million deal

    There will be two new hosts of Top Gear Matt LeBlanc is set to be replaced by Andrew Flintoff and Paddy McGuiness as the host of  Top Gear, the BBC has confirmed. The Sun reports that the duo have signed a two-year deal worth £500,000-a-year each. Although former Friends actor LeBlanc will leave the show, Chris Harris will […]

    8 years ago

  • Elon Musk responds to article claiming he had ‘bought and deleted Fortnite’

    Elon Musk responds to article claiming he had ‘bought and deleted Fortnite’

    The article claimed IRL supervillain Elon Musk had purchased the popular video game Elon Musk is back on his Twitter bullshit again, this time using his 23 million follower platform to respond to a parody article that claimed he had bought and then deleted Fortnite. Taking a screenshot of the article, Musk explained why he had ‘removed’ […]

    8 years ago

  • Harry Redknapp confirmed to appear on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!

    Harry Redknapp confirmed to appear on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!

    Harry Redknapp will be appearing on I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! Former Tottenham Hotspur boss Harry Redknapp will be heading to Australia for the next series of I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!. Insider information has revealed he will be appearing alongside The Chase’s Ann Hegerty and Coronation Street’s Sair Khan, the Mirror reports. A […]

    8 years ago

  • Farm on lockdown after mad cow disease discovered

    Farm on lockdown after mad cow disease discovered

    A case of bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) – better known as mad cow disease – has been confirmed on a farm in Aberdeenshire The first case of mad cows disease in Britain since 2015 has been discovered at a farm in Aberdeenshire, the Scottish government has confirmed. Investigations are underway to identify the origin of […]

    8 years ago

  • Stephen King says The Haunting of Hill House is ‘close to a work of genius’

    Stephen King says The Haunting of Hill House is ‘close to a work of genius’

    Stephen King is a big fan of Netflix’s new show The Haunting of Hill House Even though it was only released on Friday, The Haunting of Hill House has already recieved big praise from critics, attracting a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, as well as has been hailed by fans as an even better show than American […]

    8 years ago

  • WATCH: Piers Morgan gets a pie thrown in his face on live television

    WATCH: Piers Morgan gets a pie thrown in his face on live television

    This is incredibly satisfying to watch Earlier in the week, Piers Morgan – the man endlessly, desperately trying to be ‘controversial’ – took to Twitter to give out about men who carry their babies in a ‘papoose’, a term often used for the child carrier you can see on Daniel Craig below. Oh 007.. not […]

    8 years ago

  • This Is England’s Thomas Turgoose has hit the gym is absolutely ripped now

    This Is England’s Thomas Turgoose has hit the gym is absolutely ripped now

    He’s lost a load of weight and looks a lot different nowadays Actor Thomas Turgoose, best known for playing Shaun in Shane Meadow’s 2006 film This Is England and its follow-up TV series, has posted a photo to social media showing off his dramatic weight loss. The 26-year-old actor has dropped from 13 stone to just 10 […]

    8 years ago

  • Prince Harry and Meghan Markle revealed pregnancy at Princess Eugenie’s wedding

    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle revealed pregnancy at Princess Eugenie’s wedding

    Talk about stealing someone’s thunder It has been confirmed that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced the recent news of her pregnancy at another family get-together, selfishly grabbing the spotlight from Princess Eugenie (who?) and Jack Brooksbank at their wedding three days ago. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex apparently told the rest of the […]

    8 years ago

  • Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s baby won’t be a prince or princess

    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s baby won’t be a prince or princess

    The pair married over summer but rules are rules for the royal baby Although Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced that their first baby is on the way this morning, it turns out that the child won’t actually be a prince or a princess. This is due to rules imposed by the royal family back […]

    8 years ago

  • Mystery person puts googly eyes on monument and the police get involved because 2018

    Mystery person puts googly eyes on monument and the police get involved because 2018

    A statue in Georgia now has googly eyes Without wanting to sound all Richard Keys about this whole thing, some things are just banter and should stay as banter, you know what I mean? The feds shouldn’t be getting involved. Like, take this statue in Georgia, USA, for instance. I mean, sure, the person who stuck […]

    8 years ago

  • Rupert Grint almost quit playing Ron Weasley after Goblet of Fire

    Rupert Grint almost quit playing Ron Weasley after Goblet of Fire

    He just wanted to do “normal stuff”  Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint has explained that he almost quit the franchise after the film series’ fourth instalment. Speaking with The Independent while publicising the release of Snatch series 2, the Ron Weasley actor said that in the aftermath of The Goblet of Fire he felt stressed by […]

    8 years ago

  • Kel from Kenan and Kel is alive and has a beard nowadays

    Kel from Kenan and Kel is alive and has a beard nowadays

    The teen star looks unrecognisable from his time on the Nickelodeon show. They grow up so fast, don’t they? Remember the guy who played Bernard in Bernard’s Watch? Looks completely different nowadays. The actor who played Ben Mitchell before the current guy? The same. Even Neil from Art Attack has gone and completely changed up […]

    8 years ago

  • Brooklyn Beckham makes Instagram private after accusations of ‘racism’

    Brooklyn Beckham makes Instagram private after accusations of ‘racism’

    Brooklyn Beckham faced a serious backlash after he posted two pictures to his Instagram David Beckham’s son Brooklyn has come under fire after uploading two images to Instagram with captions that social media users have branded “racist.” The 19-year-old shared two images to social media of a recent holiday in Venice, Italy, both of the […]

    8 years ago

  • Conor McGregor posts image showing post-UFC 229 damage from Khabib

    Conor McGregor posts image showing post-UFC 229 damage from Khabib

    Conor McGregor added a defiant caption to the image following his fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov at UFC229 Conor McGregor’s bout with Khabib Nurmagomedov ended in defeat at UFC 229, and the event descended into chaos. The Irishman lost to the undefeated lightweight champion in Las Vegas in the early hours of Sunday morning. Unfortunately for the former […]

    8 years ago

  • Rockstar grants terminally ill gamer’s wish to play Red Dead Redemption 2

    Rockstar grants terminally ill gamer’s wish to play Red Dead Redemption 2

    Jurian, from the Netherlands, suffers from a rare chronic disease that will take his life before Red Dead Redemption 2 is out Rockstar games have granted a fan’s wish by allowing them to play the highly-anticipated Red Dead Redemption 2 several weeks before its official release. Jurian, a gamer from the Netherlands who is a huge fan of […]

    8 years ago

  • Khabib’s teammate Daniel Cormier explains why he was so angry after McGregor win

    Khabib’s teammate Daniel Cormier explains why he was so angry after McGregor win

    “For Khabib it wasn’t fight promotion, it was really personal” Daniel Cormier has offered some insight into Khabib Nurmagomedov’s feelings regarding Conor McGregor and the main event at UFC 229. The bout between the lightweights ended in carnage in Las Vegas. McGregor lost to the undefeated champion and was comfortably second best on the night. […]

    8 years ago

  • Conor McGregor calls for rematch after UFC 229 loss to Khabib

    Conor McGregor calls for rematch after UFC 229 loss to Khabib

    He wants a rematch Conor McGregor has tweeted for the first time since his defeat to Khabib Nurmagomedov at UFC 229 in Las Vegas. The Dublin fighter lost to the undefeated lightweight champion after a fourth-round submission on his return to the Octagon for the first time since November 2016. Good knock. Looking forward to the rematch. — […]

    8 years ago

  • Over the past few years Jedward hit the gym and got six-packs

    Over the past few years Jedward hit the gym and got six-packs

    They’ve hit the gym and they’re not the skinny duo you might remember Tell you what my favourite thing about Christmas is, going back home and seeing how much all the people you went to school with have changed. Obviously, you notice the usual stuff that happens with time – hairlines receded, babies born – […]

    8 years ago

  • Why is Conor McGregor’s whiskey called Proper 12 and sponsoring UFC 229?

    Why is Conor McGregor’s whiskey called Proper 12 and sponsoring UFC 229?

    Everyone is asking why Conor McGregor’s whiskey is called Proper 12 ahead of his UFC 229 fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov Last month Eire Born Spirits  announced the launch of Conor McGregor’s Proper No. Twelve Irish Whiskey, or Proper 12 as it has been commonly called. The UFC star is the founder, chairman and majority owner of […]

    8 years ago