
Rihanna joins Snoop’s cannabis army by launching her own range of weed
To put it bluntly…
11 years ago
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Rihanna joins Snoop’s cannabis army by launching her own range of weed
To put it bluntly…
11 years ago

Anonymous are taking revenge on ISIS for the French police dog killed in Paris raid
Anonymous members waging cyberwar on ISIS probably have all the motivation they need to fight the terror group online. The attacks on French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo in January prompted Anonymous to begin attacking Islamic State supporters’ online accounts. Then the horrific events in Paris and Lebanon focussed their efforts to bring down the internet […]
11 years ago

Van Gaal identifies lightning fast La Liga ace as the winger his team needs
Louis van Gaal has made his number one target clear – a rapid wide man. The Manchester United manager is frank about what is missing from his somewhat functional and one-paced side: “I have said already in my first year many times we need speed and creativity on the wings,” he said. “You have seen that […]
11 years ago

The stats you need to know about male suicide
If you had to guess the biggest killer of men under the age of 45, suicide would probably not be your first suggestion. But it was responsible for the deaths of 4,623 men in 2014. When you break down that sobering statistic that’s one man taking his own life every two hours. The ‘Bigger Issues’ […]
11 years ago

This photo of the Chuckle Brothers is utterly obscene …but only if you’ve got a dirty mind
To me, to you…
11 years ago

Watch this moving video of the Rock speaking about his battle with depression
“Have faith that on the other side of your pain is something good.”
11 years ago

Jesse Lingard has post-match reunion with Pogba and Evra (Pic)
Reds reunited
11 years ago

Anthony Martial’s wife thanks Manchester for their support
Man United fans have often read stories of their heroes’ other halves being less than enamoured with Manchester. The likes of Victoria Beckham, Ana Ivanović (Vidic) and Jorgelina Cardoso (Di Maria) have all been cited as unhappy with the fine northern city at one time or another, and portrayed as encouraging their beaus to move to sunnier climes. […]
11 years ago

McDonald’s new restaurants is one of its most controversial ever
With tens of thousands of restaurants around the world, opening up a new one isn’t much of a big deal for McDonald’s these days. That’s not been the case with one of its newest branches in the Chinese city of Hangzhou – the largest city in the Eastern province of Zhejiang. Opening an outlet at […]
11 years ago

Police hunt Quebec man dressed as Joker who threatens to kill ‘one Arab per week’ (Video)
Montreal police are investigating a video featuring a man wearing a Joker mask who vows to wreak ‘vengeance’ on Muslims. The individual is supposedly from the French-speaking province of Quebec in eastern Canada. He intends to kill one Arab per week “in retaliation to the destruction Muslims have done to my society.” The masked man speaks in […]
11 years ago

Charlie Sheen went on a ‘suicide run’ after HIV positive diagnosis
Charlie Sheen spiralled out of control after being diagnosed with HIV, admitting ‘it was a suicide run’. The 50-year-old actor has said he isn’t entirely sure how he contracted the virus four years ago – but that it felt like “a ‘mule kick’ to [his] soul” when doctors first informed him he had the disease. […]
11 years ago

Charmer uses an old fashioned chat-up technique with a modern update (Pic)
Top marks for creativity
11 years ago

Two wonderful examples of Jonah Lomu’s superb athletic skill and his decency as a man
Never forgotten
11 years ago

Brian O’Driscoll pays a glowing tribute to the iconic Jonah Lomu
From one great to another.
11 years ago

Turkey boss slams his own fans for disrespecting silence for Paris victims (Video)
He makes his feelings very clear…
11 years ago

Leaked Real Madrid’s kit for 2016/17 a glorious throwback to the 1980s
Vintage
11 years ago

Police dog killed in Saint-Denis raids has been named by police
French officials have confirmed via Twitter that a police dog was killed during one of the counter-terrorism raids in the Saint-Denis suburb of Paris. While targeting Abdelhamid Abaaoud, the man thought to be the mastermind of the Paris attacks of last week, police raided a number of apartments in the early hours of Wednesday morning. […]
11 years ago

Neymar’s dad: Tax issues may force my son to leave Spain
Neymar’s father wants Spanish authorities to drop any investigations regarding his son’s tax situation – or he may be forced to leave Barcelona. Neymar Snr (Neymar da Silva Santos) argues that suspicion and even persecution of his offspring by tax agencies is unfair, and could lead to the player deciding not to renew his current deal with the […]
11 years ago

Two Air France US Flights To Paris Diverted Due To “Anonymous Threats”
Anonymous threats
11 years ago

Dan Carter pays heartfelt tribute to the late Jonah Lomu
RIP Jonah
11 years ago

Jonah Lomu has passed away, aged 40
It is with great sadness that we report that Jonah Lomu, the legendary New Zealand rugby union player, has passed away. Former All Blacks doctor John Mayhew confirmed that Lomu had died unexpectedly in Auckland. He was only 40 years old. In 1995, Lomu was diagnosed with nephrotic syndrome, a serious kidney disorder. In 2003, he was […]
11 years ago

German police partially close Hanover station as new terror threat details emerge
Police in Germany have partially close Hanover central train station following the cancellation of the national team’s international friendly with France. The HDI-Arena in Hanover was evacuated prior to kick-off, as local news reports emerged of police discovering an ambulance containing explosives at the front of the stadium. The latter report concerning an emergency vehicle seems to […]
11 years ago

England and France unite at Wembley in emotional tribute
It was a momentous occasion – even before a ball had been kicked. From the famous arch resplendent in blue, white and red to magnificent fans within, Wembley was the scene of heartfelt solidarity in the face of bleak tragedy. Roy Hodgson, Didier Deschamps and Prince William laid wreaths on the pitch to warm applause, prior to the […]
11 years ago

Germany terror scare: Local newspaper claims ambulance full of explosives found near stadium
Germany’s game with the Netherlands has been cancelled on Tuesday night, amidst fears of a security threat. HDI-Arena in Hanover was evacuated as police spokesperson Stephanie Weiss confirmed that a suspicious object – thought to be a suitcase – was found at the stadium. Sky Deutschland report that the arena was evacuated due to “concrete plans […]
11 years ago

Breaking: Stadium evacuated as Germany vs Netherlands is cancelled
This is last piece of news we wanted to bring you. After Friday’s horrific terrorist attacks in France, Germany’s game with the Netherlands at the HDI-Arena in Hanover has been cancelled as fans were asked to evacuate the stadium. Germany were of course involved in the game with France on the fateful evening of the attacks in […]
11 years ago

The awesome stat that proves how determined England fans are to stand by France
You can say what you like about the English, but they’re a bloody resilient lot. Both France manager Didier Deschamps and their captain Hugo Lloris have commended England on their unwavering and staunch solidarity with their nation at this incredibly difficult time. With the international friendly between the two countries going ahead as planned on Tuesday […]
11 years ago

Porsche maintain that Paul Walker was at fault for his own death
It’s coming up to two years since actor Paul Walker tragically lost his life at the tender age of just 40. Following his death in 2013, his daughter Meadow has argued that Porsche were to blame for her father’s passing. In September of this year she filed a wrongful death case claiming the car manufacturer took safety shortcuts. Walker was […]
11 years ago

Ronda Rousey v Cyborg may never happen due to these controversial comments
Not the smartest business move…
11 years ago

Charlie Sheen: “I am in fact HIV positive. It’s a harmful three letters to absorb”
Charlie Sheen has admitted he is HIV positive. After weeks of speculation, first from US media, the actor revealed to Today show host Matt Lauer that he was diagnosed four years ago. “I would like to admit that I am in fact HIV positive,” he said. “It’s a harmful three letters to absorb.” "I'm here to […]
11 years ago

A Twitter spambot ‘predicted the Paris attacks’ two days before they happened
Everyone is freaking out…
11 years ago

The latest Charlie Hebdo cover sticks a defiant middle finger to ISIS (Pic)
“On les emmerde”
11 years ago

Charlie Sheen believed to be addressing rumours he is HIV positive
Charlie Sheen will be making a “revealing personal announcement” today. It is believed the actor will be talking about the speculation that he is HIV positive. Sheen – who has a daughter, Cassandra, 30, with ex-girlfriend Paula Profit, daughters Sam, 11, and Lola, 10, with ex-wife Denise Richards, and twins Bob and Max, six, with […]
11 years ago

We have a new contender for the next James Bond….
Ewan McGregor has thrown his hat in the ring for the job as 007. The Scottish actor rejected the chance to star as Bond earlier in his career, because he feared being typecast, but has admitted he’d now relish the opportunity to replace Daniel Craig. “I think it would be quite cool to play James […]
11 years ago

Prince joins U2 and The Foo Fighters by cancelling tour in the wake of Paris attacks
Prince has cancelled his entire European tour following the terrorist attacks in Paris. The hitmaker joins U2, The Deftones, Marilyn Manson, Motörhead and Foo Fighters in his decision to postpone gigs following the deaths of more than 130 people in France at the weekend. The statement below was posted on his Twitter account: Prince, 57, had […]
11 years ago

This is proof ISIS are sh*tting themselves about Anonymous waging war
We would be too!
11 years ago

It’s ‘let’s take the p*ss out of Scotland’ time again after Ireland qualify for the Euros
Poor Scotland. Just when you think everyone has taken the p*ss out of them enough for their failure to qualify for Euro 2016, another wave of mockery comes along. The Republic of Ireland’s 2-0 second leg victory over Bosnia and Herzegovina at the Aviva Stadium meant they earned the right to join England, Northern Ireland and […]
11 years ago

Disgraceful Bosnian fans jeer minute’s silence for Paris victims (Video)
Out of order…
11 years ago

Brooklyn Beckham gets dad with opportune nutmeg (Video)
Cheeky!
11 years ago

Ronda Rousey made one simple mistake in her crushing defeat to Holly Holm, says Nick Diaz
This single mistake cost her badly…
11 years ago

Lady Gaga and Floyd Mayweather (through 50 Cent) twist the knife on Ronda Rousey
Floyd Mayweather maybe, but Lady Gaga? Really? A lot of people were delighted to see Holly Holm dethrone Ronda Rousey as UFC women’s bantamweight champion for various reasons. Some enjoyed the idea of a new champion rejuvenating what was thought to be a weak division with an elite belt-holder. Others appreciated the David vs Goliath […]
11 years ago

Record label employees among victims of the Paris attacks (Pics)
Tributes are pouring in from the music industry for two record label team employees who were killed in Paris at the Bataclan theatre on Friday. Universal Music Group employees Marie Mosser, 24, and Thomas Ayad, 32 lost their lives at the hands of terrorists at the Eagles of Death Metal concert. British boy band The […]
11 years ago

Watch Cristiano Ronaldo’s full interview with Jonathan Ross (Video)
Cristiano Ronaldo’s interview with Jonathan Ross was making waves before it even aired on Saturday night. Hot off the heels of the release of his documentary film, the Real Madrid star gave the interview when in London. Speaking on a range of issues including a potential return to Manchester United, fatherhood and the women in […]
11 years ago

Uber driver mistakenly texts passenger a very offensive message (Pics)
There’s plenty to be said for Uber. Offering passengers a cheaper alternative to some taxi firms when it comes to getting around in the city, the service continues to grow at an alarming rate, adding more and more destinations the world over. For all of the positives though, one of its users in America will […]
11 years ago

Liverpool Chief Exec Ian Ayre suggests there’s not enough local Scousers at Anfield
Liverpool’s chief executive, Ian Ayre, has claimed that the club are struggling to get local fans into home games due to the current ticketing structure. Speaking at the BlazerCon event in Brooklyn, New York, Ayre was discussing the problems faced by the club with American author John Green. According to the twitter feeds of several that were in attendance, Ayre […]
11 years ago

A former British soldier defends James McClean from ‘poppy fascism’
A different point of view
11 years ago

Rival fans furious that Man United’s Jesse Lingard has been called up by England
It’s been quite a few weeks for Jesse Lingard. At the start of the season, the Man United midfielder seemed surplus to requirements at Old Trafford. And at 22, it looked like he had missed the boat in terms of breaking into Louis van Gaal’s first-team plans. Suddenly he is starting for his club, and providing the […]
11 years ago

Charlie Hebdo cartoonist creates cartoon in the wake of Paris attacks (Pics)
Joann Sfar used the hashtag #ParisisaboutLight
11 years ago

The lovely moment David Beckham is subbed off for his son (Video)
No pressure, Brooklyn
11 years ago

Hero security guard managed to prevent suicide bomber with ticket from entering the Stade de France
Terrorist tried to enter the ground
11 years ago

ISIS claim responsibility for Paris terror attacks in online statement
A statement was released in French by ISIS…
11 years ago