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  • Nike designs custom kit for player who keeps cutting collar off

    Nike designs custom kit for player who keeps cutting collar off

    This beats having to cut off the collar every time Eintracht Frankfurt player Martin Hinteregger doesn’t like collars, apparently. Perhaps the 28-year-old defender doesn’t like how it feels on his neck. Maybe he has sensitive skin and it chafes him. Anything is possible. The point here though is that his aversion to collars is such […]

    5 years ago

  • Moderna vaccine trial shows 100% efficacy in dealing with severe Covid-19 infections

    Moderna vaccine trial shows 100% efficacy in dealing with severe Covid-19 infections

    The new data was released as Moderna today submits its Covid-19 vaccine for emergency use approval in the United States. New trial data shows that the vaccine is 94% effective in preventing the disease, findings that are consistent with the initial data from their Phase 3 clinical trial. The Phase 3 trial involved over 30,000 […]

    5 years ago

  • FA to investigate Edinson Cavani’s deleted Instagram post

    FA to investigate Edinson Cavani’s deleted Instagram post

    Cavani is facing scrutiny for the Instagram post he sent after his winner for United on Sunday Manchester United striker Edinson Cavani could be facing a suspension after a post on his Instagram page featured a racially offensive phrase. Cavani scored two goals in United’s 3-2 win over Southampton on Sunday afternoon, including their stoppage […]

    5 years ago

  • Terms & Conditions: Russian Standard Vodka

    Terms & Conditions: Russian Standard Vodka

    TERMS & CONDITIONS: RUSSIAN STANDARD VODKA Win x 2 filled drinks trolley – one for you and one for a friend from Russian Standard Vodka Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Instagram entrants must comment on the post and tag their friend (another account) The competition opens today (27.10.20) and closes at midnight […]

    5 years ago

  • Lidl have released a Pigs In Blankets Pizza for Christmas

    Lidl have released a Pigs In Blankets Pizza for Christmas

    Christmas on a pizza Pigs in blankets are a Christmas staple – the big day jut isn’t the same if you don’t have them with your turkey. But what if instead of having them with the main Christmas dinner, you had them… on a pizza? Yup, a pigs in blankets pizza is now a thing, […]

    5 years ago

  • Celebrity Big Brother and AFTV star Heavy D dies, aged 43

    Celebrity Big Brother and AFTV star Heavy D dies, aged 43

    Rest In Peace Former Celebrity Big Brother contestant Heavy D has died at the age of 43, his friend has confirmed. The reality star, whose real name was Colin Newell, is said to have passed away this week. ‘I’m very shocked & saddened to hear of the passing of my friend @HeavyHeavyd,’ read a tweet […]

    5 years ago

  • This is the ultimate smartwatch for when you go adventuring

    This is the ultimate smartwatch for when you go adventuring

    In partnership with HONOR We spend too much of our lives indoors and looking at screens. We all want to get out more and have more adventures. But we also need to stay connected to the world. So here is the ultimate bit of kit for that: the HONOR Watch GS Pro. Available in three […]

    5 years ago

  • These are the goals nominated for this year’s Puskas Award

    These are the goals nominated for this year’s Puskas Award

    11 nominations. Only one can win The nominees are now in for this year’s prestigious Puskas Award, which is handed down each year to the scorer of the best goal in the world in the previous 12 months. Considering the award, you’ll not be surprised to hear that there are plenty of bangers involved, though […]

    5 years ago

  • Aston Villa captain Jack Grealish pleads guilty to careless driving

    Aston Villa captain Jack Grealish pleads guilty to careless driving

    Grealish could face a driving ban Aston Villa captain Jack Grealish has pleaded guilty to two counts of dangerous driving. The England international was charged in relation to two separate incidents which took place earlier this year. The first took place on March 29, during the first national lockdown, when his Range Rover was involved […]

    5 years ago

  • BBC confirms ‘Gavin & Stacey’ will return with new episodes in future

    BBC confirms ‘Gavin & Stacey’ will return with new episodes in future

    That cliffhanger won’t be the end Few television shows have resonated with audiences in recent years quite as well as Gavin & Stacey, the BBC comedy which centres on Essex boy Gavin and his long distance relationship with Welsh call centre worker Stacey. The show first aired in 2007 and was an immediate hit, with the […]

    5 years ago

  • South Korean fans win court case after Cristiano Ronaldo benched for Juventus friendly

    South Korean fans win court case after Cristiano Ronaldo benched for Juventus friendly

    Supporters took legal action after Ronaldo was left on the bench for a pre-season friendly Cristiano Ronaldo fans in South Korea have successfully sued a match promoter after the Portugal forward failed to play in a friendly as promised. Ronaldo had been expected to feature for Juventus in their pre-season friendly with a K-League all-stars […]

    5 years ago

  • Liverpool’s next away kit looks set to be a throwback to a 90s classic

    Liverpool’s next away kit looks set to be a throwback to a 90s classic

    A blast from the past? Admittedly, this side of Christmas, it might seem a little premature to be looking ahead to next season – but when it comes to leaked kit information, we can usually make the odd small exception. The 2021/22 campaign will be Liverpool’s second with Nike, and details about how they intend […]

    5 years ago

  • Police break up 50-person gathering at community centre in lockdown breach

    Police break up 50-person gathering at community centre in lockdown breach

    Despite lockdown restrictions, around 50 people were found in attendance Police have shut down a gathering of around 50 people who were found at a community centre in Brighton on Friday evening. Despite England being in the grips of a second national lockdown for over a week now, Sussex police were called to Providence Place […]

    5 years ago

  • Older people are more likely to break lockdown rules, data shows

    Older people are more likely to break lockdown rules, data shows

    Those aged between 50 and 69 are most likely to break regulations Data published by the Office for National Statistics has shown older generations are more likely to break lockdown rules compared to younger people. As reported by The Telegraph, ONS data showed 23 per cent of people between the ages of 16 and 29 […]

    5 years ago

  • Mo Salah contracts Covid-19, days after being filmed dancing at brother’s wedding

    Mo Salah contracts Covid-19, days after being filmed dancing at brother’s wedding

    Salah may now be missing for Liverpool’s next two games Liverpool’s Mo Salah has tested positive for Covid-19, the Egyptian football association has announced. Salah had joined his national squad ahead of their African Cup of Nations qualifier agains Togo, but will now isolate, with further tests due in the coming hours. The striker is […]

    5 years ago

  • Pigs in blanket cheesecake is now a thing you can have for Christmas dinner

    Pigs in blanket cheesecake is now a thing you can have for Christmas dinner

    Is this something you’d want on Christmas Day? Pigs in blanket are a Christmas staple – the big day jut isn’t the same if you don’t have them with your turkey. But what if instead of having them with the main Christmas dinner, you had them in a cake? Well, you can now. Fancy cake […]

    5 years ago

  • Ireland fans left furious by ITV’s national anthem error

    Ireland fans left furious by ITV’s national anthem error

    ‘This isn’t funny’ Republic of Ireland football fans were angered during ITV’s coverage on Thursday night’s clash with England at Wembley, as the broadcaster managed to accidentally include the wrong subtitles during the national anthem. As Amhran na bhFiann played ahead of the 8pm kick-off, the words to Ireland’s Call – an anthem associated with […]

    5 years ago

  • Mason Greenwood likes Instagram post urging fans and media to stop attacking him

    Mason Greenwood likes Instagram post urging fans and media to stop attacking him

    ‘Leave the kid alone’ Mason Greenwood has liked an Instagram post which has called on fans and the media to stop abusing him. After rising through the youth ranks at Manchester United, the forward made an impressive transition to first team football last season, scoring 17 times for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s side. His form helped […]

    5 years ago

  • New romcom savagely mocked for ‘terrible’ Irish accents

    New romcom savagely mocked for ‘terrible’ Irish accents

    ‘Der’s got to be more to Oireland, dan dis’ Say hello to Wild Mountain Thyme. A movie about some land, some love, and some accents that sound like nothing you’ve ever heard in your life. The film that takes the ‘top o’ the mornin’ Irish, whacks it up to 11, and leaves a load of […]

    5 years ago

  • Bruno Fernandes ‘exasperated’ by Mason Greenwood during Man Utd training session

    Bruno Fernandes ‘exasperated’ by Mason Greenwood during Man Utd training session

    Greenwood was absent from United’s win over Everton due to illness Bruno Fernandes was left exasperated by the performance of Mason Greenwood during a recent training session, a report has claimed. The teenage forward scored with impressive regularity after bursting into the Manchester United first team last season, but was left out of the weekend […]

    5 years ago

  • Man hit with fine for having a cup of tea with his friend

    Man hit with fine for having a cup of tea with his friend

    Rules are rules Unless you’ve spent the last week or so living under a rock, you’re probably more than well aware that England is now in the grips of Lockdown 2.0. Although there’s been understandable confusion surrounding some of the many, many rules as to what people can and can’t do as the country tries […]

    5 years ago

  • UK bans visitors from Denmark over mink Covid-19 concerns

    UK bans visitors from Denmark over mink Covid-19 concerns

    Millions of mink have been culled in the country The UK has placed a ban on non-UK citizens entering the country from Denmark as concerns grow over a new strain of coronavirus that has spread to humans from mink. Any UK citizens returning from Denmark will now have to isolate with all household members for […]

    5 years ago

  • Everything Donald Trump has been tweeting about after the election

    Everything Donald Trump has been tweeting about after the election

    A momentous day There have been times – many, many times – these past four years, when Donald Trump having a Twitter account and being allowed to use it seemed like a really bad idea. But not today. Today was great. With the race for the presidency on a knife-edge, Trump tweeted his way through the day, […]

    5 years ago

  • The nation reacts to Boris Johnson’s delayed Lockdown 2 press conference

    The nation reacts to Boris Johnson’s delayed Lockdown 2 press conference

    Lockdown 2.0 is imminent Finally, then, England now has a clearer picture on how the month ahead will look (or does it?), thanks to some graphs. Lots and lots of graphs, actually. So many graphs that, when we eventually close our eyes tonight, we will still see graphs on the back of eyelids. After Friday […]

    5 years ago

  • Boris Johnson to announce lockdown for a month in England

    Boris Johnson to announce lockdown for a month in England

    Lockdown 2 is imminent Boris Johnson is set to announce a month-long national lockdown in England, the BBC is reporting. Having gradually relaxed initial measures introduced in March to control the spread of coronavirus, new cases have soared, prompting the government to bring in new restrictions. The new measures will see non-essential shops and hospitality […]

    5 years ago

  • Gym+Coffee opens its first UK store in London

    Gym+Coffee opens its first UK store in London

    Sponsored by Gym+Coffee The new store opened in London on October 24th Gym+Coffee have opened the doors to their first UK store, right in the heart of London. An Irish-designed athleisure wear brand, Gym+Coffee was founded in 2017 by three fitness fanatic friends from Dublin and Cork. The founders of Gym+Coffee combined their love of […]

    5 years ago

  • Brits confused as Burger King launches ‘chip butty’ burger in Japan

    Brits confused as Burger King launches ‘chip butty’ burger in Japan

    Sorry guys, but that’s just a chip butty Burger King Japan has launched a fancy new burger that looks like something rather out of the ordinary. The ‘Fake Burger’ appears to take the radical step of removing the ‘burger’ from the burger, and instead replacing it with some chips between the bun. And if you […]

    5 years ago

  • This cheese advent calendar is sending cheese fans absolutely wild

    This cheese advent calendar is sending cheese fans absolutely wild

    Ready or not, Christmas is coming and it is time to get ready You are an adult. Yet you still want an advent calendar, because you are actually a little child inside. And while it is not really acceptable for you to have a traditional chocolate advent calendar, there is the grown-up answer – the […]

    5 years ago

  • Fans rage as sad-looking Donny van de Beek watches on from the stand again

    Fans rage as sad-looking Donny van de Beek watches on from the stand again

    ‘He doesn’t deserve this’ It’s becoming a regular feature of Manchester United games. Without fail, at some point in the last 10 minutes of a game Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s men aren’t winning, the camera cuts to Donny van de Beek, sitting alone, looking sad… Really, really sad. It wasn’t supposed to be this way. Much […]

    5 years ago

  • Fabinho produces incredible goal-line clearance to preserve Liverpool lead

    Fabinho produces incredible goal-line clearance to preserve Liverpool lead

    A crucial moment Since his injury at the weekend, much has been made of who will fill in for Virgil van Dijk in Liverpool’s defence. On Wednesday, as Jurgen Klopp’s side opened their Champions League campaign against Ajax in Amsterdam, Fabinho dropped back from his usual berth in midfield to help cover the Dutchman. And […]

    5 years ago

  • Liverpool’s defensive injury concerns deepen ahead of Ajax game

    Liverpool’s defensive injury concerns deepen ahead of Ajax game

    Liverpool are extremely light on central defensive options Jurgen Klopp faces a potential selection dilemma ahead of his Liverpool side’s return to Champions League action this week, with Joel Matip missing Tuesday’s training session. Matip required a precautionary scan after a muscle injury picked up in Saturday’s Merseyside Derby against Everton. The defender had started […]

    5 years ago

  • Teens dance back-to-back at prom to maintain social distancing

    Teens dance back-to-back at prom to maintain social distancing

    This is 2020 A video which appears to show a group of teens dancing back to back at a prom in order to maintain social distancing has gone viral. The video shows a full hall of boys and girls in formal wear, dancing with their arms hooked together. The unique dances moves don’t seem to […]

    5 years ago

  • Edinson Cavani Instagram post shows he’s in incredible shape ahead of Man Utd debut

    Edinson Cavani Instagram post shows he’s in incredible shape ahead of Man Utd debut

    Cavani looks in top physical condition ahead of his United debut Perhaps with good reason, many might have cast a cynical eye over Manchester United’s deadline day acquisition of Edinson Cavani. Here is a player who, after spending his prime years with Napoli and Paris Saint-Germain, is now 33 and approaching the end of his […]

    5 years ago

  • Chicago Town have made a special beer that goes perfectly with pizza

    Chicago Town have made a special beer that goes perfectly with pizza

    In sponsorship with Chicago Town Pizza is one of the best things in the world. Beer is another of the best things in the world. And as logic would dictate, bringing the two of them together is even better. In fact, a new poll conducted by Chicago Town actually proved this, discovering that 75.5% of […]

    5 years ago

  • Tonight’s Graham Norton show has a very impressive line-up of guests

    Tonight’s Graham Norton show has a very impressive line-up of guests

    Worth staying in for Staying in tonight? No bother. Tonight’s Graham Norton Show line-up will keep you entertained. After starting the new series last week, Graham Norton continues with another great line up of guests, including a Hollywood A-list, one of the biggest popstars in the world, and British comedy royalty, all joining him on the […]

    5 years ago

  • Netflix’s American Murder: The Family Next Door called ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’ by viewers

    Netflix’s American Murder: The Family Next Door called ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’ by viewers

    “The hardest thing I‘ve ever watched” Netflix has become known for their hard-hitting true-crime documentaries and their latest offering, American Murder: The Family Next Door, is no different. The film launched on September 30th, and over the weekend it has had a big reaction on social media, with viewers calling it ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’. American Murder: […]

    5 years ago

  • PSG’s stunning new Jordan third kit leaked online

    PSG’s stunning new Jordan third kit leaked online

    What’s this? Leaked kit news? In *autumn*? It’s getting a little late in the year for poor quality images of leaked kits to be doing the rounds on social media. Fear not, though, we aren’t *quite* done yet. And this one’s a biggy. Thanks to several hundred million of Qatari petrodollar, Paris Saint-Germain have transformed themselves […]

    5 years ago