
Troy Deeney criticised for comments on David Luiz’s collision with Raul Jimenez
Troy Deeney has been criticised for comments made on talkSPORT about the situation regarding David Luiz and Raul Jimenez’s head collision
6 years ago
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Troy Deeney criticised for comments on David Luiz’s collision with Raul Jimenez
Troy Deeney has been criticised for comments made on talkSPORT about the situation regarding David Luiz and Raul Jimenez’s head collision
6 years ago

FA to investigate Edinson Cavani’s deleted Instagram post
Cavani is facing scrutiny for the Instagram post he sent after his winner for United on Sunday Manchester United striker Edinson Cavani could be facing a suspension after a post on his Instagram page featured a racially offensive phrase. Cavani scored two goals in United’s 3-2 win over Southampton on Sunday afternoon, including their stoppage […]
6 years ago

Terms & Conditions: Russian Standard Vodka
TERMS & CONDITIONS: RUSSIAN STANDARD VODKA Win x 2 filled drinks trolley – one for you and one for a friend from Russian Standard Vodka Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Instagram entrants must comment on the post and tag their friend (another account) The competition opens today (27.10.20) and closes at midnight […]
6 years ago

Lidl have released a Pigs In Blankets Pizza for Christmas
Christmas on a pizza Pigs in blankets are a Christmas staple – the big day jut isn’t the same if you don’t have them with your turkey. But what if instead of having them with the main Christmas dinner, you had them… on a pizza? Yup, a pigs in blankets pizza is now a thing, […]
6 years ago

Celebrity Big Brother and AFTV star Heavy D dies, aged 43
Rest In Peace Former Celebrity Big Brother contestant Heavy D has died at the age of 43, his friend has confirmed. The reality star, whose real name was Colin Newell, is said to have passed away this week. ‘I’m very shocked & saddened to hear of the passing of my friend @HeavyHeavyd,’ read a tweet […]
6 years ago

This is the ultimate smartwatch for when you go adventuring
In partnership with HONOR We spend too much of our lives indoors and looking at screens. We all want to get out more and have more adventures. But we also need to stay connected to the world. So here is the ultimate bit of kit for that: the HONOR Watch GS Pro. Available in three […]
6 years ago

These are the goals nominated for this year’s Puskas Award
11 nominations. Only one can win The nominees are now in for this year’s prestigious Puskas Award, which is handed down each year to the scorer of the best goal in the world in the previous 12 months. Considering the award, you’ll not be surprised to hear that there are plenty of bangers involved, though […]
6 years ago

Line of Duty star fronts new Cluedo game in which lying is rewarded
A brand new Cluedo game has just launched in the UK – and one of Britain’s best known TV detectives has been the first to test it out
6 years ago

Aston Villa captain Jack Grealish pleads guilty to careless driving
Grealish could face a driving ban Aston Villa captain Jack Grealish has pleaded guilty to two counts of dangerous driving. The England international was charged in relation to two separate incidents which took place earlier this year. The first took place on March 29, during the first national lockdown, when his Range Rover was involved […]
6 years ago

BBC confirms ‘Gavin & Stacey’ will return with new episodes in future
That cliffhanger won’t be the end Few television shows have resonated with audiences in recent years quite as well as Gavin & Stacey, the BBC comedy which centres on Essex boy Gavin and his long distance relationship with Welsh call centre worker Stacey. The show first aired in 2007 and was an immediate hit, with the […]
6 years ago

South Korean fans win court case after Cristiano Ronaldo benched for Juventus friendly
Supporters took legal action after Ronaldo was left on the bench for a pre-season friendly Cristiano Ronaldo fans in South Korea have successfully sued a match promoter after the Portugal forward failed to play in a friendly as promised. Ronaldo had been expected to feature for Juventus in their pre-season friendly with a K-League all-stars […]
6 years ago

Liverpool’s next away kit looks set to be a throwback to a 90s classic
A blast from the past? Admittedly, this side of Christmas, it might seem a little premature to be looking ahead to next season – but when it comes to leaked kit information, we can usually make the odd small exception. The 2021/22 campaign will be Liverpool’s second with Nike, and details about how they intend […]
6 years ago

Police break up 50-person gathering at community centre in lockdown breach
Despite lockdown restrictions, around 50 people were found in attendance Police have shut down a gathering of around 50 people who were found at a community centre in Brighton on Friday evening. Despite England being in the grips of a second national lockdown for over a week now, Sussex police were called to Providence Place […]
6 years ago

Older people are more likely to break lockdown rules, data shows
Those aged between 50 and 69 are most likely to break regulations Data published by the Office for National Statistics has shown older generations are more likely to break lockdown rules compared to younger people. As reported by The Telegraph, ONS data showed 23 per cent of people between the ages of 16 and 29 […]
6 years ago

Mo Salah contracts Covid-19, days after being filmed dancing at brother’s wedding
Salah may now be missing for Liverpool’s next two games Liverpool’s Mo Salah has tested positive for Covid-19, the Egyptian football association has announced. Salah had joined his national squad ahead of their African Cup of Nations qualifier agains Togo, but will now isolate, with further tests due in the coming hours. The striker is […]
6 years ago

Pigs in blanket cheesecake is now a thing you can have for Christmas dinner
Is this something you’d want on Christmas Day? Pigs in blanket are a Christmas staple – the big day jut isn’t the same if you don’t have them with your turkey. But what if instead of having them with the main Christmas dinner, you had them in a cake? Well, you can now. Fancy cake […]
6 years ago

Ireland fans left furious by ITV’s national anthem error
‘This isn’t funny’ Republic of Ireland football fans were angered during ITV’s coverage on Thursday night’s clash with England at Wembley, as the broadcaster managed to accidentally include the wrong subtitles during the national anthem. As Amhran na bhFiann played ahead of the 8pm kick-off, the words to Ireland’s Call – an anthem associated with […]
6 years ago

Alan Shearer joins Joe Cole and Tom Davis on All to Play For – episode 1
In the first episode of JOE’s new football podcast with Coral, Joe Cole and Alan Shearer join Tom Davis ahead of the international break
6 years ago

Mason Greenwood likes Instagram post urging fans and media to stop attacking him
‘Leave the kid alone’ Mason Greenwood has liked an Instagram post which has called on fans and the media to stop abusing him. After rising through the youth ranks at Manchester United, the forward made an impressive transition to first team football last season, scoring 17 times for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s side. His form helped […]
6 years ago

New romcom savagely mocked for ‘terrible’ Irish accents
‘Der’s got to be more to Oireland, dan dis’ Say hello to Wild Mountain Thyme. A movie about some land, some love, and some accents that sound like nothing you’ve ever heard in your life. The film that takes the ‘top o’ the mornin’ Irish, whacks it up to 11, and leaves a load of […]
6 years ago

Bruno Fernandes ‘exasperated’ by Mason Greenwood during Man Utd training session
Greenwood was absent from United’s win over Everton due to illness Bruno Fernandes was left exasperated by the performance of Mason Greenwood during a recent training session, a report has claimed. The teenage forward scored with impressive regularity after bursting into the Manchester United first team last season, but was left out of the weekend […]
6 years ago

Man hit with fine for having a cup of tea with his friend
Rules are rules Unless you’ve spent the last week or so living under a rock, you’re probably more than well aware that England is now in the grips of Lockdown 2.0. Although there’s been understandable confusion surrounding some of the many, many rules as to what people can and can’t do as the country tries […]
6 years ago

UK bans visitors from Denmark over mink Covid-19 concerns
Millions of mink have been culled in the country The UK has placed a ban on non-UK citizens entering the country from Denmark as concerns grow over a new strain of coronavirus that has spread to humans from mink. Any UK citizens returning from Denmark will now have to isolate with all household members for […]
6 years ago

This week’s Graham Norton Show features a stellar guest list
Graham has pulled out all the stops with a glittering array of guests from the worlds of music, sport, entertainment and film.
6 years ago

New Brazil home and away kits leaked – with brand new badge
It’s the end of an era. We’ll be honest – we’re not sold on the new badge
6 years ago

Everything Donald Trump has been tweeting about after the election
A momentous day There have been times – many, many times – these past four years, when Donald Trump having a Twitter account and being allowed to use it seemed like a really bad idea. But not today. Today was great. With the race for the presidency on a knife-edge, Trump tweeted his way through the day, […]
6 years ago

Why Nemanja Matic didn’t wear a poppy during Manchester United match
Nemanja Matic explains exactly why he didn’t wear a poppy on his shirt during Manchester United’s loss to Arsenal on Sunday afternoon
6 years ago

The nation reacts to Boris Johnson’s delayed Lockdown 2 press conference
Lockdown 2.0 is imminent Finally, then, England now has a clearer picture on how the month ahead will look (or does it?), thanks to some graphs. Lots and lots of graphs, actually. So many graphs that, when we eventually close our eyes tonight, we will still see graphs on the back of eyelids. After Friday […]
6 years ago

Boris Johnson to announce lockdown for a month in England
Lockdown 2 is imminent Boris Johnson is set to announce a month-long national lockdown in England, the BBC is reporting. Having gradually relaxed initial measures introduced in March to control the spread of coronavirus, new cases have soared, prompting the government to bring in new restrictions. The new measures will see non-essential shops and hospitality […]
6 years ago

Gym+Coffee opens its first UK store in London
Sponsored by Gym+Coffee The new store opened in London on October 24th Gym+Coffee have opened the doors to their first UK store, right in the heart of London. An Irish-designed athleisure wear brand, Gym+Coffee was founded in 2017 by three fitness fanatic friends from Dublin and Cork. The founders of Gym+Coffee combined their love of […]
6 years ago

Brits confused as Burger King launches ‘chip butty’ burger in Japan
Sorry guys, but that’s just a chip butty Burger King Japan has launched a fancy new burger that looks like something rather out of the ordinary. The ‘Fake Burger’ appears to take the radical step of removing the ‘burger’ from the burger, and instead replacing it with some chips between the bun. And if you […]
6 years ago

This cheese advent calendar is sending cheese fans absolutely wild
Ready or not, Christmas is coming and it is time to get ready You are an adult. Yet you still want an advent calendar, because you are actually a little child inside. And while it is not really acceptable for you to have a traditional chocolate advent calendar, there is the grown-up answer – the […]
6 years ago

Fans rage as sad-looking Donny van de Beek watches on from the stand again
‘He doesn’t deserve this’ It’s becoming a regular feature of Manchester United games. Without fail, at some point in the last 10 minutes of a game Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s men aren’t winning, the camera cuts to Donny van de Beek, sitting alone, looking sad… Really, really sad. It wasn’t supposed to be this way. Much […]
6 years ago

Fabinho produces incredible goal-line clearance to preserve Liverpool lead
A crucial moment Since his injury at the weekend, much has been made of who will fill in for Virgil van Dijk in Liverpool’s defence. On Wednesday, as Jurgen Klopp’s side opened their Champions League campaign against Ajax in Amsterdam, Fabinho dropped back from his usual berth in midfield to help cover the Dutchman. And […]
6 years ago

Liverpool’s defensive injury concerns deepen ahead of Ajax game
Liverpool are extremely light on central defensive options Jurgen Klopp faces a potential selection dilemma ahead of his Liverpool side’s return to Champions League action this week, with Joel Matip missing Tuesday’s training session. Matip required a precautionary scan after a muscle injury picked up in Saturday’s Merseyside Derby against Everton. The defender had started […]
6 years ago

Marks & Spencer are selling a roast deal for £8 that includes a joint and two sides
That is Sunday lunch sorted Marks & Spencer are doing a great deal on roast dinners at the moment that is definitely worth checking out. The chain are offering essentially a whole roast dinner for less than a tenner. The deal includes a roasting joint, and two sides, for just £8. Which means Sunday lunch […]
6 years ago

Roy Keane and Ian Wright clash over “Messiah of England” Jack Grealish
We can all agree that Jack Grealish is a very talented footballer for both club and country, but who do you agree with – Ian Wright or Roy Keane?
6 years ago

Teens dance back-to-back at prom to maintain social distancing
This is 2020 A video which appears to show a group of teens dancing back to back at a prom in order to maintain social distancing has gone viral. The video shows a full hall of boys and girls in formal wear, dancing with their arms hooked together. The unique dances moves don’t seem to […]
6 years ago

Edinson Cavani Instagram post shows he’s in incredible shape ahead of Man Utd debut
Cavani looks in top physical condition ahead of his United debut Perhaps with good reason, many might have cast a cynical eye over Manchester United’s deadline day acquisition of Edinson Cavani. Here is a player who, after spending his prime years with Napoli and Paris Saint-Germain, is now 33 and approaching the end of his […]
6 years ago

Chicago Town have made a special beer that goes perfectly with pizza
In sponsorship with Chicago Town Pizza is one of the best things in the world. Beer is another of the best things in the world. And as logic would dictate, bringing the two of them together is even better. In fact, a new poll conducted by Chicago Town actually proved this, discovering that 75.5% of […]
6 years ago

Tonight’s Graham Norton show has a very impressive line-up of guests
Worth staying in for Staying in tonight? No bother. Tonight’s Graham Norton Show line-up will keep you entertained. After starting the new series last week, Graham Norton continues with another great line up of guests, including a Hollywood A-list, one of the biggest popstars in the world, and British comedy royalty, all joining him on the […]
6 years ago

End of an era for Ajax CT following major rebrand and new badge
It’s a brand known around the world, and perhaps one of the most recognisable emblems in sport. Not to mention that famous kit, but it’s time for a change.
6 years ago

Netflix’s American Murder: The Family Next Door called ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’ by viewers
“The hardest thing I‘ve ever watched” Netflix has become known for their hard-hitting true-crime documentaries and their latest offering, American Murder: The Family Next Door, is no different. The film launched on September 30th, and over the weekend it has had a big reaction on social media, with viewers calling it ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’. American Murder: […]
6 years ago

A new generation has discovered Mike Parry eating cinnamon
Oh Mike. Do NOT try this at home. It was stupid then and it is stupid now. Do not be like Mike Parry because you’ll regret it.
6 years ago

The Graham Norton Show returns tonight with an incredible line-up
The Graham Norton Show returns tonight with actual guests back in the studio – and a lineup
6 years ago

Graham Norton apologises for questioning same-sex couples on Strictly
Norton has apologised for claiming that same sex partners on Strictly Come Dancing would ‘muddy the waters for the judges’
6 years ago

PSG’s stunning new Jordan third kit leaked online
What’s this? Leaked kit news? In *autumn*? It’s getting a little late in the year for poor quality images of leaked kits to be doing the rounds on social media. Fear not, though, we aren’t *quite* done yet. And this one’s a biggy. Thanks to several hundred million of Qatari petrodollar, Paris Saint-Germain have transformed themselves […]
6 years ago

Has Ghana’s new kit overtaken Nigeria as this year’s must-have shirt?
Oof! Ghana aren’t playing games. Take. Our. Money.
6 years ago

Someone has created White Chocolate Nutella and everyone wants to try it
If only… A jar of White Chocolate Nutella has appeared on Instagram, and you are probably very excited to try it. And judging by the comments on the post by Australian food blogger Bruce Super Convenience, you would not be the only ones. https://www.instagram.com/p/CFVdzXNBulL/?utm_source=ig_embed We have bad news for you. It is not real. Well, […]
6 years ago

Bookmaker pays out on Fulham relegation after just three games
It’s a long, long season ahead In these early weeks of a season, all football fans know the importance of not getting too carried away. Sure, your team might have won their first three games on the bounce, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re destined for league glory, just as three consecutive defeats doesn’t mean […]
6 years ago