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  • New romcom savagely mocked for ‘terrible’ Irish accents

    New romcom savagely mocked for ‘terrible’ Irish accents

    ‘Der’s got to be more to Oireland, dan dis’ Say hello to Wild Mountain Thyme. A movie about some land, some love, and some accents that sound like nothing you’ve ever heard in your life. The film that takes the ‘top o’ the mornin’ Irish, whacks it up to 11, and leaves a load of […]

    6 years ago

  • Bruno Fernandes ‘exasperated’ by Mason Greenwood during Man Utd training session

    Bruno Fernandes ‘exasperated’ by Mason Greenwood during Man Utd training session

    Greenwood was absent from United’s win over Everton due to illness Bruno Fernandes was left exasperated by the performance of Mason Greenwood during a recent training session, a report has claimed. The teenage forward scored with impressive regularity after bursting into the Manchester United first team last season, but was left out of the weekend […]

    6 years ago

  • Man hit with fine for having a cup of tea with his friend

    Man hit with fine for having a cup of tea with his friend

    Rules are rules Unless you’ve spent the last week or so living under a rock, you’re probably more than well aware that England is now in the grips of Lockdown 2.0. Although there’s been understandable confusion surrounding some of the many, many rules as to what people can and can’t do as the country tries […]

    6 years ago

  • UK bans visitors from Denmark over mink Covid-19 concerns

    UK bans visitors from Denmark over mink Covid-19 concerns

    Millions of mink have been culled in the country The UK has placed a ban on non-UK citizens entering the country from Denmark as concerns grow over a new strain of coronavirus that has spread to humans from mink. Any UK citizens returning from Denmark will now have to isolate with all household members for […]

    6 years ago

  • Everything Donald Trump has been tweeting about after the election

    Everything Donald Trump has been tweeting about after the election

    A momentous day There have been times – many, many times – these past four years, when Donald Trump having a Twitter account and being allowed to use it seemed like a really bad idea. But not today. Today was great. With the race for the presidency on a knife-edge, Trump tweeted his way through the day, […]

    6 years ago

  • The nation reacts to Boris Johnson’s delayed Lockdown 2 press conference

    The nation reacts to Boris Johnson’s delayed Lockdown 2 press conference

    Lockdown 2.0 is imminent Finally, then, England now has a clearer picture on how the month ahead will look (or does it?), thanks to some graphs. Lots and lots of graphs, actually. So many graphs that, when we eventually close our eyes tonight, we will still see graphs on the back of eyelids. After Friday […]

    6 years ago

  • Boris Johnson to announce lockdown for a month in England

    Boris Johnson to announce lockdown for a month in England

    Lockdown 2 is imminent Boris Johnson is set to announce a month-long national lockdown in England, the BBC is reporting. Having gradually relaxed initial measures introduced in March to control the spread of coronavirus, new cases have soared, prompting the government to bring in new restrictions. The new measures will see non-essential shops and hospitality […]

    6 years ago

  • Gym+Coffee opens its first UK store in London

    Gym+Coffee opens its first UK store in London

    Sponsored by Gym+Coffee The new store opened in London on October 24th Gym+Coffee have opened the doors to their first UK store, right in the heart of London. An Irish-designed athleisure wear brand, Gym+Coffee was founded in 2017 by three fitness fanatic friends from Dublin and Cork. The founders of Gym+Coffee combined their love of […]

    6 years ago

  • Brits confused as Burger King launches ‘chip butty’ burger in Japan

    Brits confused as Burger King launches ‘chip butty’ burger in Japan

    Sorry guys, but that’s just a chip butty Burger King Japan has launched a fancy new burger that looks like something rather out of the ordinary. The ‘Fake Burger’ appears to take the radical step of removing the ‘burger’ from the burger, and instead replacing it with some chips between the bun. And if you […]

    6 years ago

  • This cheese advent calendar is sending cheese fans absolutely wild

    This cheese advent calendar is sending cheese fans absolutely wild

    Ready or not, Christmas is coming and it is time to get ready You are an adult. Yet you still want an advent calendar, because you are actually a little child inside. And while it is not really acceptable for you to have a traditional chocolate advent calendar, there is the grown-up answer – the […]

    6 years ago

  • Fans rage as sad-looking Donny van de Beek watches on from the stand again

    Fans rage as sad-looking Donny van de Beek watches on from the stand again

    ‘He doesn’t deserve this’ It’s becoming a regular feature of Manchester United games. Without fail, at some point in the last 10 minutes of a game Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s men aren’t winning, the camera cuts to Donny van de Beek, sitting alone, looking sad… Really, really sad. It wasn’t supposed to be this way. Much […]

    6 years ago

  • Fabinho produces incredible goal-line clearance to preserve Liverpool lead

    Fabinho produces incredible goal-line clearance to preserve Liverpool lead

    A crucial moment Since his injury at the weekend, much has been made of who will fill in for Virgil van Dijk in Liverpool’s defence. On Wednesday, as Jurgen Klopp’s side opened their Champions League campaign against Ajax in Amsterdam, Fabinho dropped back from his usual berth in midfield to help cover the Dutchman. And […]

    6 years ago

  • Liverpool’s defensive injury concerns deepen ahead of Ajax game

    Liverpool’s defensive injury concerns deepen ahead of Ajax game

    Liverpool are extremely light on central defensive options Jurgen Klopp faces a potential selection dilemma ahead of his Liverpool side’s return to Champions League action this week, with Joel Matip missing Tuesday’s training session. Matip required a precautionary scan after a muscle injury picked up in Saturday’s Merseyside Derby against Everton. The defender had started […]

    6 years ago

  • Teens dance back-to-back at prom to maintain social distancing

    Teens dance back-to-back at prom to maintain social distancing

    This is 2020 A video which appears to show a group of teens dancing back to back at a prom in order to maintain social distancing has gone viral. The video shows a full hall of boys and girls in formal wear, dancing with their arms hooked together. The unique dances moves don’t seem to […]

    6 years ago

  • Edinson Cavani Instagram post shows he’s in incredible shape ahead of Man Utd debut

    Edinson Cavani Instagram post shows he’s in incredible shape ahead of Man Utd debut

    Cavani looks in top physical condition ahead of his United debut Perhaps with good reason, many might have cast a cynical eye over Manchester United’s deadline day acquisition of Edinson Cavani. Here is a player who, after spending his prime years with Napoli and Paris Saint-Germain, is now 33 and approaching the end of his […]

    6 years ago

  • Chicago Town have made a special beer that goes perfectly with pizza

    Chicago Town have made a special beer that goes perfectly with pizza

    In sponsorship with Chicago Town Pizza is one of the best things in the world. Beer is another of the best things in the world. And as logic would dictate, bringing the two of them together is even better. In fact, a new poll conducted by Chicago Town actually proved this, discovering that 75.5% of […]

    6 years ago

  • Tonight’s Graham Norton show has a very impressive line-up of guests

    Tonight’s Graham Norton show has a very impressive line-up of guests

    Worth staying in for Staying in tonight? No bother. Tonight’s Graham Norton Show line-up will keep you entertained. After starting the new series last week, Graham Norton continues with another great line up of guests, including a Hollywood A-list, one of the biggest popstars in the world, and British comedy royalty, all joining him on the […]

    6 years ago

  • Netflix’s American Murder: The Family Next Door called ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’ by viewers

    Netflix’s American Murder: The Family Next Door called ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’ by viewers

    “The hardest thing I‘ve ever watched” Netflix has become known for their hard-hitting true-crime documentaries and their latest offering, American Murder: The Family Next Door, is no different. The film launched on September 30th, and over the weekend it has had a big reaction on social media, with viewers calling it ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’. American Murder: […]

    6 years ago

  • PSG’s stunning new Jordan third kit leaked online

    PSG’s stunning new Jordan third kit leaked online

    What’s this? Leaked kit news? In *autumn*? It’s getting a little late in the year for poor quality images of leaked kits to be doing the rounds on social media. Fear not, though, we aren’t *quite* done yet. And this one’s a biggy. Thanks to several hundred million of Qatari petrodollar, Paris Saint-Germain have transformed themselves […]

    6 years ago

  • Someone has created White Chocolate Nutella and everyone wants to try it

    Someone has created White Chocolate Nutella and everyone wants to try it

    If only… A jar of White Chocolate Nutella has appeared on Instagram, and you are probably very excited to try it. And judging by the comments on the post by Australian food blogger Bruce Super Convenience, you would not be the only ones. https://www.instagram.com/p/CFVdzXNBulL/?utm_source=ig_embed We have bad news for you. It is not real. Well, […]

    6 years ago

  • Bookmaker pays out on Fulham relegation after just three games

    Bookmaker pays out on Fulham relegation after just three games

    It’s a long, long season ahead In these early weeks of a season, all football fans know the importance of not getting too carried away. Sure, your team might have won their first three games on the bounce, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re destined for league glory, just as three consecutive defeats doesn’t mean […]

    6 years ago

  • Gordon Ramsay mocked for charging £45 for tiny roast dinner at posh restaurant

    Gordon Ramsay mocked for charging £45 for tiny roast dinner at posh restaurant

    “Must be a kids portion” Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been widely mocked online for charging £45 for a Sunday roast. On Sunday, Ramsay tweeted announcing the roast dinner will be available at London’s swanky Savoy Grill. Sundays at Savoy Grill…. roast sirloin of beef with all the trimmings…. absolutely stunning !! @GordonRamsayGRR pic.twitter.com/rqywNDj5BV — […]

    6 years ago

  • Chef spends 10 years coming up with recipe for the perfect fish finger sandwich

    Chef spends 10 years coming up with recipe for the perfect fish finger sandwich

    What have you done with your life? What have you achieved over the last ten year? What have you contributed to society? What will you be remembered for when you leave this mortal plane? Whatever the answer, it will not be as impressive as chef Rick Panesar, who has spent the last decade working on […]

    6 years ago

  • Netflix has added one of Al Pacino’s greatest movies

    Netflix has added one of Al Pacino’s greatest movies

    “A first-class mafia thriller” with two superb performances. With a career that spans 50 years, it’s sometimes easy to forget some of the truly iconic films that Al Pacino has starred in. Dog Day Afternoon, The Godfather, Scarface, Heat, Serpico, The Insider and Glengarry Glen Ross are just a few of his memorable roles, but […]

    6 years ago

  • Gordon Ramsay ridiculed for charging £19 for a full English at posh restaurant

    Gordon Ramsay ridiculed for charging £19 for a full English at posh restaurant

    If you want an extra sausage, that’ll be a fiver Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been widely mocked online for charging £19 for a full English breakfast. On Sunday, Ramsay tweeted announcing the breakfast that will be available at London’s swanky Savoy Grill. “The most amazing Full English…. can’t wait for you to try it […]

    6 years ago

  • Umbro giveaway: Ts&Cs

    Umbro giveaway: Ts&Cs

    To celebrate the launch of the new Umbro England kit, JOE have teamed up with Umbro to giveaway 2 shirts. Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Instagram entrants must tag a friend to be in with a chance of winning a shirt for the entrant and their tagged friend. Entrants must follow […]

    6 years ago

  • FootballJOE Survey T&Cs

    FootballJOE Survey T&Cs

    JOE FOOTBALL PRIZE DRAW T&C’s  Terms and Conditions The JOE Football Prize Draw will run between 4th September – 18th September 2020. The JOE Football Prize Draw offers individuals who complete the FootballJOE survey, available to access via https://joefans.typeform.com/to/ZHaxp2oM, a chance to win 1 x £100 Amazon Voucher by submitting their email address. In order […]

    6 years ago

  • Terms & Conditions: Penguin Books

    Terms & Conditions: Penguin Books

    Win a copy of Dylan Harley’s new book, The Hurt Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Instagram entrants must like the post and comment. Entrants must follow @RugbyJOE on Instagram The competition opens at 3pm today (10.09.2020) and close at midnight on Sunday 13th September. (GMT). 3x winners will be chosen. Each winner will […]

    6 years ago

  • Donald Trump accepts Republican nomination in deranged White House speech

    Donald Trump accepts Republican nomination in deranged White House speech

    He warned that electing Biden would “demolish” the American dream As riots continue across the country and black men and women continue to killed by police, US President Donald Trump has said that Joe Biden would bring chaos to US cities and cause a wave of socialism across the US if he was elected. In […]

    6 years ago

  • Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding reveals she has advanced breast cancer

    Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding reveals she has advanced breast cancer

    The singer was diagnosed earlier this year Sarah Harding, a former member of pop group Girls Aloud, has confirmed that she is suffering from advanced breast cancer which has spread to “other parts” of her body. The singer revealed that she had been diagnosed earlier this year, before being told weeks ago that it had […]

    6 years ago