
Is Manuel Neuer’s Instagram dig at PSG needlessly petty or harmless fun?
Blimey. Is this just a jubilant player harmlessly enjoying a bit of banter or should he have a bit more respect for teary-eyed losers?
6 years ago
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Is Manuel Neuer’s Instagram dig at PSG needlessly petty or harmless fun?
Blimey. Is this just a jubilant player harmlessly enjoying a bit of banter or should he have a bit more respect for teary-eyed losers?
6 years ago

Celtic’s stunning new kit ditches club badge for clean fresh look
Oof. Talk about fresh. The best looking kit in Glasgow this season? ?
6 years ago

‘I was on top of the roof of the world’: Marcel Desailly on winning the Champions League
What does it feel like to win a Champions League? Former Marseille, AC Milan and Chelsea defender Marcel Desailly looks back at winning the UEFA Champions League twice. As an integral part of Milan’s 1994 UEFA Champions League winning team which demolished Barcelona 4-0 in the final, Desailly credits the success to the support he […]
6 years ago

Personality test: YOU get to choose Lionel Messi’s next club
Take the test to decide which club Lionel Messi will be leaving Barcelona for. Choose wisely – the destiny of the greatest player of all time is at stake.
6 years ago

Pepsi Max are hosting a drive-in for the Champions League final
You can’t go to the stadium but what better way to enjoy the pinnacle of football than going to a drive-in to watch the Champions League final
6 years ago

Terms and Conditions: Hotels.com Hotel Prize Competition
Prize details: 1x night stay for two people in the Pennyhill Park Hotel (London Rd, Bagshot GU19 5EU) on Sunday 23rdAugust 2020 Terms and Conditions Entrants may enter on either JOE’s Twitter or Instagram platforms. To enter the competition entrants must reply to either the competition tweet @FootballJOE Twitter or the competition post on @FootballJOE […]
6 years ago

Celtic and Aberdeen matches expected to be called off after Covid-19 breaches
Next time it will be a “red card” Celtic and Aberdeen’s fixtures this week are expected to be postponed after players from both clubs broke Scotland Covid-19 lockdown rules. Scotland First Minister Nicola Sturgeon said fans should “not expect to see Aberdeen or Celtic play this week” in a statement that warned of more severe […]
6 years ago

Terms and Conditions: Hotels.com Signed Shirt and Hotel Voucher
Prize details: 1x signed UEFA Champions League shirt (team TBC) 50x Hotels.com 20% off discount vouchers Terms and Conditions 1. Entrants may enter on either JOE’s Twitter or Instagram platforms. 2. To enter the competition entrants must reply to either the competition tweet @FootballJOE Twitter or the competition post on @FootballJOE Instagram saying which team […]
6 years ago

Hands on with FIFA 21, where the ‘fundamentals of football’ come first
EA Sports have made a lot of subtle changes to the gameplay for the latest edition of FIFA, and it feels like it’s going to be a much better game
6 years ago

Summer transfer window 2020: live updates
Live updates on every big transfer across Europe this transfer window as players such as Jadon Sancho and Kai Havertz edge closer to the Premier League
6 years ago

Nando’s is reopening 92 more restaurants across the UK
Good news for all you Peri-PeriHeads out there Nando’s, the almost religiously loved supplier of spicy chicken, has announced that it is reopening 92 locations for dining in, bringing the total of locations now open for eating in to 102. Fans of the flavour purveyors in London, Manchester, Reading, Leeds, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Coventry, Sheffield and […]
6 years ago

QUIZ: Name the 25 clubs relegated from the Premier League more than once
Aston Villa don’t count, by the way They’ve dropped down once, got back up last season and survived since. Only the clubs who have gone up and down matter in this one and, in the history of the Premier League since 1992/93, 25 teams have yo-yo’d and dropped out of the English top flight at […]
6 years ago

Slang Wars: South Wales vs Manchester
Everyone loves a bit of slang One of the most beautiful things about this world in which we live is that each and every single area of the earth inhabited by people has its own, uniquely distinct slang. We’ve already looked at Irish slang, as well as tried to help you learn a little bit […]
6 years ago

So long David Silva, one of the greatest ever
After 10 years, Silva has left City When David Silva joined Manchester City in the summer of 2010, the club was on the beginning of a journey. Recently taken over by Sheikh Mansour and with manager Roberto Mancini at the helm for his second season at the Etihad, the club had its sights set on […]
6 years ago

Portland turns into warzone as Trump sends in troops
The American city has been the scene of protests for more than 50 days Violence has escalated in the American city of Portland in recent days after US president Donald Trump ordered federal troops to crackdown on protestors. The city has been the scene of consistent protests over the past 50 days, and Trump deemed […]
6 years ago

Conspiracy theorists protest against face masks
Wear a mask for goodness sake It’s very simple people. If you wear a mask it will protect you and others. Coronavirus is extremely dangerous, it is not ‘just a flu’. It has claimed the lives of more than 45,000 British people and the lives of more than 600,000 globally. In an ideal world, all […]
6 years ago

The teaser trailer for Spurs’ documentary All Or Nothing has been released
This is going to be good Tottenham Hotspur started the 2019/20 season with a mix of enthusiasm and trepidation. Having been on the receiving end of a defeat to Liverpool in the 2019 Champions League final, question marks loomed over the future of Mauricio Pochettino. Fast forward to 19 November 2019 and Spurs sat 14th […]
6 years ago

People are swimming in rivers polluted with sewage
Is the water you’re swimming in as clean as you think? When the weather is warm, people take to the water in an attempt to escape the heat they spend every other day of their praying for. Also, water is refreshing and clean. But maybe it’s not as clean as we think. Hundreds of people […]
6 years ago

A look back at the Liverpool Banter Era
The banter era feels like a long time ago Liverpool are the best team in England and the reigning champions of Europe. The change brought about by Jurgen Klopp’s revitalisation of the club has seen the club return to its past sitting, and has made them one of the most feared clubs in football. But […]
6 years ago

Doctor calls for NHS pay rises to mark its 72nd birthday
The NHS turned 72 on July 5th The United Kingdom has experienced incredibly difficult times during the coronavirus pandemic. Tens of thousands of people have died as a result of the virus, and there have been question marks over the handling of the crisis by politicians. Through it all, NHS staff have been on the […]
6 years ago

Behold the world’s fastest wheelie bin
This is the world’s fastest wheelie bin When you think of a wheelie bin you probably don’t picture a form of transport. You probably think of nothing more than a receptacle to put rubbish in. The wheelie bin, the world’s fastest, is powered by a 110cc engine, 10 horsepower and can hit top speeds of […]
6 years ago

Donald Trump turns July 4th speech into a rant about anarchists, agitators and Marxists
Trump is not one to stay on message Donald Trump used his White House Independence Day speech to call out anarchists, agitators and Marxists. The US president’s address was initially a call to celebrate the founding fathers of the United States, as well as America’s workers. He also praised the country’s troops who defeated the […]
6 years ago

A man and his van are helping feed the homeless
Few have been hit as hard by Covid-19 than the homeless The United Kingdom has been hit extremely hard by the coronavirus pandemic. Tens of thousands have died and the economy has taken a devastating blow. An unseen impact of the virus has been the effect that it has had on the homeless community in […]
6 years ago

Kasabian lead singer Tom Meighan steps down over “personal issues”
The news announced by the band on their official Twitter account Kasabian front man Tom Meighan has stepped down from the band due to “personal issues”, the band has announced. A founding member of the group since its creation in 1997, Meighan will “concentrate all his energies on getting his life back on track”. “Tom Meighan […]
6 years ago

England returns to the pub after months away
The pubs are open again After four long months, a number of English pubs reopened at the weekend with social distancing measures in place. It was estimated that as many as 15 million pints were served on Saturday, as some pubs allowed punters in from as early as 6am. While many people expected scenes of […]
6 years ago

New Balance launch new Porto kit for 2020/21 season
New Balance have released the new Porto kit for the 2020/21 season, inspired by the passionate sea of blue that arises when the fans gather
6 years ago

The group set up to clean up litter after idiots
People seem to be getting really into littering One of the first things that most of us were taught as kids ‘don’t litter’. It’s one of those rudimentary lessons we learn early on, along with ‘don’t take candy from strangers’ and ‘look both ways before you cross the street’. During lockdown, though, it appears that […]
6 years ago

How 2020 became the worst year of our lives
Congratulations, you’ve reached the halfway point of 2020 And what a fucking year it has been. This is what we’ve been through together. From the fires in Australia which killed a billion animals and left thousands without homes, to America’s assassination of an Iranian general, the start of the year sure was quite a ride. […]
6 years ago

Illegal raves continue in neighbourhoods and parks during the pandemic
What sort of person attends an illegal rave during a pandemic? While the majority of British people have adhered to coronavirus lockdown restrictions and remained within their homes, sacrificing time with family and friends along the way, some have not. In recent weeks, as the government slowly winds down the restrictions at a time when […]
6 years ago

Liverpool return to their perch after three long decades
30 years is a long time, but it was worth the wait Liverpool Football Club are champions of England for the first time in three decades, after Manchester City’s defeat to Chelsea on Thursday evening confirmed what we all knew was coming for months. Had it not been for the coronavirus-enforced hiatus which forced a […]
6 years ago

Introducing a French person to that episode of The Simpsons
The Simpsons have been on many adventures in their 241 years on TV Throughout the years, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, erstwhile known as The Simpsons have travelled overseas on a number of occasions. Particularly as the series got older and ran out of good ideas outgrew Springfield, the first family of television have been to […]
6 years ago

Is it really safe for England’s pubs to re-open?
Pubs are open from July 4 Prime minister Boris Johnson announced in the House of Commons on Tuesday that England’s pubs will be allowed to legally re-open from July 4 onwards. Pubs and restaurants will be permitted to open to the public, providing they adhere to one-metre social distancing, and offer only table service to […]
6 years ago

How jump scares took over the horror genre, until now
The jump scare used to be king Some people like horror films, some people don’t. Most people, however, tend to agree that making people jump with fright is not quite the same as making a good horror film. What constitutes horror changes with the passage of time. By watching an old horror film, you get […]
6 years ago

Donald Trump speculates on Covid-19 testing in the United States
The more you test, the more cases you have For most countries globally, an increased testing capacity for coronavirus is seen as a positive. Testing more people catches more cases, limiting the spread around your nation, in theory at least. But for the United States and Donald Trump, is testing so much actually a good […]
6 years ago

French person learns quintessentially British expressions
Idioms vary from country to country Every country has their own particular expressions, ones which roll off the tongue but sound bizarre, even when explained to people from elsewhere. Britain is no different, and indeed many of us have barely even considered the meaning behind these, so ingrained are they in our national lexicon. That’s […]
6 years ago

Why does Gen Z hate millennials so much?
Are millennials stuck in the past? A post on social media recently went viral showing members of Generation Z absolutely eviscerating millennials. Their mocking comments focused on a number things, from millennials’ love of the Harry Potter series, to their obsession with the 1990s. It’s easy to speak from afar about different generations – we all do […]
6 years ago

The Last of Us Part II is utterly terrifying
It is one of the most hotly anticipated games of the modern era There are certain games which come along every decade or so that change the gaming landscape and the way that people think about the medium. The Last of Us was one of these games. Released on PlayStation 3 in 2013, it was developed by […]
6 years ago

Ellis Genge on Black Lives Matter and racism in rugby
Does rugby have a racism problem? On the latest episode of House of Rugby, Alex and James are joined again by the Leicester and England prop Ellis Genge. The 25-year-old talks emotionally about unions, pay cuts and players strikes as he looks to shelve his plans for a new representative body for players. He discusses his […]
6 years ago

Journalists react to far-right attacks at London protests
“People were just angry. Swearing” The far-right protests in London over the weekend were shocking for many people to see. Some violence had been expected at these protests, which were organised under the pretence of ‘defending’ statues of the likes of Winston Churchill. However, it was the level of violence that took people aback, as […]
6 years ago

Violence erupts at far-right protests in London
Protesters claimed to be there to ‘defend statues’ Violence erupted in London over the weekend as thousands of people gathered in the capital, with the alleged intention of defending statues which had been defaced during protests the previous week. A Black Lives Matter protest scheduled for Saturday was postponed over concerns of violence erupting, but violence […]
6 years ago

Inside CHAZ: Seattle’s Capital Hill autonomous zone
Seattle police cannot return to their precinct Why? Because Black Lives Matters protesters have ‘occupied’ the Capitol Hill area of the city, where a precinct is based. As part of demonstrations for racial equality in the aftermath of the death of George Floyd, protesters have taken control of Capitol Hill and named it an autonomous […]
6 years ago

More shows removed from streaming services over use of blackface
A number of shows were removed from streaming sites in recent days The League of Gentlemen, The Mighty Boosh and a number of shows created by Chris Lilley have become the latest to be removed from major streaming platforms as companies consider how appropriate it is to make shows featuring the use of black and brownface acceptable. […]
6 years ago

Romani Gypsy Traveller shares her experience of racism
“Remember the Roma genocide” There is a long overdue conversation taking place in the United Kingdom right now regarding racism in the country and the role that racial discrimination has played in its history. As statues of slave traders fall across the country, and institutions named after those same people are having their names change, […]
6 years ago

Which statue will be the next to fall in Britain?
Slave owner Robert Milligan is the latest to fall Statues of racists are falling all around the world. The death of George Floyd in the American city of Minneapolis has led protests and marches across the globe calling for an end to police brutality, racism, and a true reckoning with our history of slavery. In […]
6 years ago

Little Britain taken off Netflix and other streaming providers
Little Britain has always stoked controversy When Little Britain aired on BBC Three in 2003 it was an instant success. The show, written and performed by comedy duo Matt Lucas and David Walliams, featured exaggerated sketches of figures parodying aspects of British life. Fans of the show loved it, but even from the beginning there were questions […]
6 years ago

Pixar animator teaches you how to draw classic character
We’ve all tried it at some point If you were a fan of Disney or Pixar films growing up, you almost certainly spent a not inconsiderable amount of time trying your hardest to draw some of your favourite characters from your favourite films. Back then, all we had to go on was either our memory, […]
6 years ago

When is it okay to tear down a statue?
What goes up must come down There are many ways to remind ourselves of our history, both the good and the bad aspects of it. One way is to listen to those who lived through it, learn their stories and take the lessons those stories give you. Another, which society has been doing for thousands […]
6 years ago

Why a group of Tory MPs cleaned the Churchill statue
‘If you think Churchill is racist, wait ’til you hear about the other guy’ This sentence is one which is the go-to response to those who rightly point out that former prime minister Winston Churchill was a racist. Few people, if any, deny that Churchill was a racist – his words are there for all […]
6 years ago

How to be an ally to the Black Lives Matter movement
It can sometimes be hard to know how you can help in times like these The death of George Floyd has led to a resurgence of Black Lives Matter protests around the world which have seen thousands of people come together to protest racial inequality and police brutality. So what can you do if you […]
6 years ago

How Tony Hawk’s went from classic to utter crap
If you were a gamer in the late 1990s, you probably played THPS Few game series took the world by storm in the late 1990s quite as well as Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater did. From the outset of the series, it wowed those that played it. With its intuitive and user-friendly control system, to its absolutely banging […]
6 years ago