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Articles written by the more mysterious members of the JOE editorial team
Quotes from The Wire that you should use in everyday life
“The bigger the lie, the more they believe.” Since it’s inception, HBO has been the gold standard for innovative storytelling with shows such as The Sopranos and Game Of Thrones. Perhaps the shiniest jewel in HBO’s crown is their epic crime series The Wire. If you’ve seen it, there’s a very good chance it’s one […]
9 years ago
Cristiano Ronaldo admits he misses England as he looks ahead to Champions League final
But no, he’s not coming back
9 years ago
Ariana Grande’s benefit concert in Manchester is even more spectacular than first imagined
So much respect for Ariana Grande
9 years ago
We’ve got some good news and some bad news about Red Dead Redemption 2
Good and bad news
9 years ago
CCTV images of Salman Abedi from night of Manchester attack released by police
Images of bomber Salman Abedi taken hours before the Manchester attack on Monday have been released by police. Abedi murdered 22 people at an Ariana Grande concert in the city. In the CCTV images released by police on Saturday night, he can be seen wearing a padded jacket, jeans, trainers, a baseball cap and a […]
9 years ago
Chelsea players forgot to wear their black armbands in the first half of the FA Cup final
It seemed like an honest mistake, but some people were pretty unhappy about it
9 years ago
Manchester artists send message of defiance and hope with poignant street art
“It’s not about us, it’s not about the artists. It’s just about trying to do something for the city.”
9 years ago
Man City fans mock United for missing out on major La Liga transfer target
City fans are loving it
9 years ago
WATCH: Arsene Wenger admits he’ll never forget ‘inhumane’ abuse he received from Arsenal fans
This is very sad to watch
9 years ago
Dog owners on high alert as deadly ‘Rot’ disease spreads
This is what specialist vets have warned
9 years ago
Channel Four have announced a new Gogglebox spin-off – and you could be the star
We can’t wait for this
9 years ago
JOE Media is delighted to announce the signing of Rocket from Soccer AM
Another big name joins JOE…
9 years ago
Emmanuel Macron experiences the phenomenon of Donald Trump’s handshake on two occasions
This is next-level intensity
9 years ago
‘Charlie Bit My Finger’ is a decade old and seeing them now makes us feel depressingly old
Feel old yet?
9 years ago
Police confirm they have arrested three men in Manchester in connection with Monday’s bomb attack
It brings the total in police custody to four
9 years ago
Coronation Street fans left angry after major plot twist last night
Many feel they’ve gone too far
9 years ago
Newsround’s advice for children following the Manchester Arena attack is being widely shared on social media
‘Remember it’s rare’
9 years ago
Police statement confirms fatal Manchester incident is being treated as terrorism
The official helpline number is 0161 856 9400
9 years ago
Facebook turns on Safety Check facility for Manchester to confirm safety
Facebook have activated the emergency feature.
9 years ago
Police confirm 19 people have been killed in Manchester Arena incident
‘Around 50’ have also been injured
9 years ago
Manchester shows strength in unity as public offer shelter using #roomsformanchester hashtag
#Roomsformanchester
9 years ago
British Transport Police indicate reported explosion at Manchester Arena took place in venue’s foyer
The incident took place at around 10:30 on Monday night
9 years ago
Police confirm a number of fatalities at Manchester Arena incident.
Horrible news.
9 years ago
Eye-witnesses at Manchester Arena report injuries as ambulances rush to scene
There are so many conflicting reports. What we know is that there has been some form of ‘serious incident’ at Manchester Arena, on the night of an Ariana Grande concert. Police have tweeted: ‘Emergency services responding to serious incident at Manchester Arena. Avoid the area. More details will follow as soon as available.’ Emergency services responding to […]
9 years ago
Reports of a large “explosion” at Manchester Arena during Ariana Grande concert
Greater Manchester Police say they have responded to the incident
9 years ago
Barcelona win worst penalty ever, but Real Madrid end up winning La Liga
This was worse than Pepe’s selfie stick
9 years ago
Wall or river? The internet is freaking out over this confusing pic
Which one is it? Please help!
9 years ago
Jurgen Klopp has another ‘BOOM’ moment explaining how he’ll celebrate Champions League qualification
They better do it now he’s said this!
9 years ago
WATCH: Bradford manager Stuart McCall says he was ready to knock out a few Millwall fans after ugly scenes
Can you blame him?
9 years ago
Tony Barrett to leave JOE for new role at Liverpool Football Club
By his own admission, there was only one thing that could tear Tony Barrett away from JOE – and that’s Liverpool Football Club. So with huge regret, but also admiration and pride as one of the JOE family becomes Liverpool’s signing of the summer, we can confirm that Tony Barrett will be leaving the company to start […]
9 years ago
Donald Trump reminded of old tweet as Melania refuses to wear headscarf in Saudi Arabia
Remember this?
9 years ago
Tony Adams’ reaction to relegation shows he’s a manager that might be able to coach himself out of a paper bag
Their relegation isn’t all his fault, but this is very unfortunate timing
9 years ago
Rolf Harris released from prison after nearly three years
He was jailed in 2014
9 years ago
“The fat cats keep the money…” – Watch as Theresa May is confronted by angry voter
The PM was visiting Abingdon Market on Monday morning
9 years ago
Leaked Dwight Gayle picture appears to confirm new Newcastle kit AND new shirt sponsor
All change for Newcastle United
9 years ago
WATCH: Swansea City’s players took great delight in Crystal Palace’s victory over Hull
Celebration time for the Swans
9 years ago
Peter Crouch appears to see the funny side to his controversial goal against Arsenal
He seems to see the funny side
9 years ago
Football fans believe Riyad Mahrez’s disallowed penalty should have been retaken, and here’s the image that shows why
Forget the double touch, Leicester fans feel hard done by…
9 years ago
This guy has one of the worst cases of sunburn that you’ll see
Don’t say we didn’t warn you. This poor guy went on a stag in over the weekend in Mullingar, Ireland and fell asleep in the sun. Rather than wake up with the usual headache and craving for a fray, he was treated to much worse after discovering one of the worst cases of sunburn you’ll […]
9 years ago
Roy Keane gives typically blunt assessment of Man United after they reach Europa League final
Honest as ever
9 years ago
Cristiano Ronaldo (and statue) mocked after Real star is clattered by Diego Godin
Just when you thought you’d heard the last of that statue…
9 years ago
Everyone makes the same Man United-themed joke as Arsenal win at Southampton
Here we go again…
9 years ago
There’s a notable absentee from Lionel Messi’s massive jersey collection
Some collection
9 years ago
Liverpool are reportedly closing in on former Man United defender Michael Keane
Liverpool have moved to the front of the queue
9 years ago
Anthony Joshua ‘nearly came to blows’ with the *other* Klitschko after defeating Wladimir
According to Eddie Hearn
9 years ago
Gary Neville upsets MNF viewers with ‘stupid teams’ comment
Throwaway comment
9 years ago
Cesc Fabregas could create a little bit of Premier League history against Middlesbrough
All the more impressive given he’s not started every game…
9 years ago
Liam Gallagher also had his say on those Sergio Agüero to Manchester United rumours
Just what we’d expect, to be fair…
9 years ago
