Seriously though, does anyone think that Manchester United have a cat in hell's chance of signing Sergio Agüero over the summer?
Ignoring the fact that Agüero currently earns a wage down the road at Manchester City and could already stake a strong claim to being the club's greatest ever player, it's not as if members of the Abu Dhabi royal family are the kind of owners who might be tempted by a big money offer, is it?
Despite all of the above, the story that
Jose Mourinho quite fancies the idea of making a move for Agüero this summer was printed in more than a couple of newspapers over the weekend - prompting some to suggest that the Portuguese manager might be leaking information to the press in an attempt to unsettle the Argentine.
Even though the story was run by a number of national newspapers, nobody *really* expects Agüero to be turning out in United red by late August.
Take Liam Gallagher, for example.
The former Oasis frontman and City supporter even fired off a tweet on the subject as United's long unbeaten run in the Premier League came to an end at Arsenal.
https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/861253332660342784
'As if Sergio would sign for those bunch of jokers,' Gallagher tweeted, before signing off with his usual 'as you were'.
This wasn't Liam's last United-related tweet of the afternoon, either.
As Danny Welbeck added Arsenal's second of the afternoon, he continued...
https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/861260007819665408
As you were.
