
People are having very mixed feelings about Katy Perry playing Glastonbury
A controversial booking
10 years ago
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People are having very mixed feelings about Katy Perry playing Glastonbury
A controversial booking
10 years ago

WATCH: Ben Shephard trying to give Susanna Reid a lift on morning telly doesn’t quite go to plan
Great life and jerk technique…pity about the landing
10 years ago

Manchester United fans react to £40m Eric Dier story
They’ve got no i-Dier
10 years ago

Eating this nut with your breakfast can help burn fat
Add this to your shopping basket for a kick-start to your day.
10 years ago

Props to the makeup artist who did the impossible to David Beckham
It’s still a better look than those cornrows he had. During his career, we all became used to seeing David Beckham changing his hairstyle on a monthly basis. It all started with the ‘curtains’ haircut when he chipped Neil Sullivan from the halfway line. What about the blond mohawk that he sported during the 2002 World […]
10 years ago

Rihanna recreated the iconic ‘shower scene’ in Bates Motel and it got people talking
RiRi recreates horror history. Given the fact that Bates Motel is in its fifth season and has been nominated for Emmy Awards, Critics’ Choice Awards and Satellite Awards, it’s fair to say that the psychological horror-drama series is a firm favourite with viewers. This being said, the show is approaching its finale and the producers have decided […]
10 years ago

FIFA ban Lionel Messi just hours before Argentina’s game with Bolivia
Messi is said to be devastated
10 years ago

Turkish starlet linked with Premier League giants nearly rips the net from the goal frame with stunning strike
Pick that one out…
10 years ago

Excitement builds as two University Challenge greats prepare to do battle for a place in the final
So good, it should be on PPV
10 years ago

‘Leaked’ designs reveal Chelsea’s next home kit could be a real blast from the past
Nike appear to have been inspired by a shirt from 30 years ago…
10 years ago

A lot of people were creeped out by Michael Owen’s Mother’s Day message
Is this really that bad?
10 years ago

Lots of viewers are saying the same thing about the new Top Gear
…and it’s not good for the show’s previous hosts, either.
10 years ago

Jamie Vardy reveals his shiner was nothing to do with punching himself in the face
Or head-butting the floor…
10 years ago

Jonathan Wilkes takes credit for Jermain Defoe’s scoring return to international football
You know, Robbie Williams’ mate…
10 years ago

Joe Hart lets Bradley Lowery and Jermain Defoe lead England out at Wembley
A lovely touch
10 years ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger destroys online troll who used offensive remark towards Special Olympics athletes
Superb from Arnie here. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been a huge advocate of the Special Olympics, especially since it was founded by his former mother-in-law. Over the last few days, the star of Predator and Terminator has been hanging out with the athletes in Austria. Earlier this week, he joined the winning Irish ski team – […]
10 years ago

WATCH: Everyone was blown away by Hugh Grant’s incredibly poignant Love Actually 2 speech
“Good is going to win, I’m actually sure of it…” – what an incredibly – and very timely – speech.
10 years ago

Tony Bellew leads well-wishes to Republic of Ireland captain Seamus Coleman
We too wish him a speedy recovery
10 years ago

Here’s the trick that supermarkets use to control how quickly (or slowly) you walk
New research has shown that supermarkets can control our walking speed while we shop, just by changing the pattern on the floor. An interesting (and slightly unnerving) new study carried out by the Rotterdam School of Management, Erasmus University, has demonstrated that retail managers can persuade their customers to walk at the ideal pace (either […]
10 years ago

Inside Jameson Distillery Bow St. – We take a look around their newly renovated home
Brought to you by Jameson. Whiskey, history and a little bit of magic. With £9.5m million spent on renovating the new Jameson Distillery Bow St., you kind of expect it to look amazing. And it certainly doesn’t disappoint. It hits you as soon as you walk into the bar area and see the high roof and […]
10 years ago

Everyone made the same joke as Spurs are granted permission to play at Wembley
Inevitable…
10 years ago

Chris Eubank Jr mocks Tony Bellew’s victory over David Haye after “better belts in Matalan” comment
Just boxers saying mean things to other boxers, really…
10 years ago

Robbie Fowler shares the hilarious story of how he ended up on Real Madrid’s open-top bus celebrations
“It was a great night. Surreal actually”
10 years ago

Sources close to Antoine Griezmann believe Man United deal is ‘on the verge of completion’
A matter of time?
10 years ago

Chris Kamara has his say on Jeff Stelling’s possible retirement
Panic over…
10 years ago

Harry Kane responds perfectly to Piers Morgan’s Arsenal shirt tweet
All in the name of Comic Relief
10 years ago

Lukas Podolski reveals what Joe Hart said to him after his wonder goal
What a way to bow out of international football
10 years ago

Police have identified Westminster attacker as Khalid Masood
The individual is a 52-year-old man from the West Midlands.
10 years ago

Tributes flood in for brave PC Keith Palmer, who was killed in Westminster attack
“He didn’t just do his job to go and get paid. He actually cared about the people.”
10 years ago

Channel 4 News apologise for incorrectly naming man responsible for Westminster attacks
‘We apologise to our viewers for the error’
10 years ago

Channel 4 forced to backtrack after incorrectly naming Westminster attacker
“It may be that we’re not as certain about identity of the attacker as we thought”
10 years ago

Quiz: Name the 14 English players that featured in the 3-2 win over Germany a year ago
It was only a year ago…
10 years ago

England XI vs Germany: Gareth Southgate hands start to Jake Livermore in Dortmund
Is this England’s strongest available starting XI?
10 years ago

Met Police confirm that four people have died, 20 injured in Westminster attack
A police officer and three other people have died during Wednesday afternoon’s attack in Westminster. An officer was stabbed close to the Houses of Parliament by an attacker who was later shot by police. According to the BBC, a minister who attempted to give the officer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation has since indicated that they died at the […]
10 years ago

BBC journalist gives eye-witness account of Westminster incident
The Newsnight presenter has shared his account.
10 years ago

Police statement confirms ‘full counter-terrorism investigation under way’ following Westminster incidents
Commander BJ Harrington briefed reporters outside New Scotland Yard
10 years ago

Confirmation that one woman has died in Westminster Bridge incident
A member of medical staff at St Thomas’ Hospital has confirmed the sad news.
10 years ago

Reports that a car on Westminster Bridge ‘has mowed down at least 5 people’
There have been two separate incidents that police are looking into.
10 years ago

Javier Hernandez’s response to Jose Mourinho’s comments is intriguing
Interesting…
10 years ago

Footballer who thanked his wife and girlfriend has made things worse
That’s his story and he’s sticking to it…
10 years ago

People seem to think Roberto Firmino started celebrating Adam Lallana’s late miss
Hmmm… we’re not so sure
10 years ago

This is how long sex should ideally last (according to men and women)
According to this study, at least…
10 years ago

Dani Alves shows Barcelona what they’re missing with impressively bad dive
Oh mate
10 years ago

This ‘Manchester Reunited’ tweet has majorly boiled some piss on Twitter
‘The biggest unfollow ever to hit Twitter’
10 years ago

People think Rudy Gestede tried to bite Eric Bailly during Manchester United’s win at the Riverside
Bailly was furious
10 years ago

Things got heated in the tunnel after Middlesbrough v Man Utd
Gestede and Bailly seemed to be involved
10 years ago

Jesse Lingard wonderstrike was overshadowed by a special St Patrick’s Day celebration
When you score a goal that good you can do what you want
10 years ago

Details of George Michael’s upcoming funeral have been shared
George Michael’s funeral will be a small affair, at a tiny venue with enough seating for just 30 people. A family source has told The Sun on Sunday that it will take place a small chapel at Highgate West Ceremony, before the singer is buried alongside his mother. There will reportedly be space for only a […]
10 years ago