Balotelli made fun of recent reports that he’s overweight The Italian posted an Instagram story on Saturday using a photoshopped image in which he appears comically overweight, following reports that he ballooned over the summer. Balotelli was reacting to a story early this week which suggested he had arrived for pre-season training at Nice weighing […]

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He must have touched his brain Liverpool have released a statement to say that Roberto Firmino will be assessed by the club’s medical team after sustaining an eye injury in the second half of Saturday’s victory over Tottenham. Firmino, who scored the Reds’ winning goal at Wembley, was forced off in the 74th minute after […]

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MGK’s got to be pretty embarrassed about this Yesterday Eminem released his response to Machine Gun Kelly in the shape of “Killshot”. The pair have been feuding since Kelly tweeted in 2012 that Em’s daughter, Hailie Jade, was “hot as fuck”. “Killshot” is intended as a response to Kelly’s “Rap Devil,” which itself was a response to Eminem’s “Not […]

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The English youngster continues to make a name for himself in Germany Jadon Sancho came off the bench to help earn Borussia Dortmund a 3-1 win over Frankfurt in the Bundesliga on Friday night. Highly-rated Sancho, who quit Manchester City for Dortmund last year, lost two Frankfurt defenders with a skilful back-heel before pinging a […]

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It’s one of the top 250 films ever made according to IMDB Released in 1986 Oliver Stone’s Platoon remains one of the greatest war films ever made, not simply because of the stunning performance of its lead actor Charlie Sheen, but for its unflinching depiction of the horrors of war. The movie was an autobiographical […]

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It’s one of the oddest things you’ll see all day As a big fan of Joy Division and as somebody who grew up around the same time as Tellytubbies was first being aired, one of my favourite things on the internet is the online video of the children’s TV show in black and white, set […]

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The 45-year-old rapper fired shots at Machine Gun Kelly in his new track, now MGK has responded Machine Gun Kelly responded on Twitter to Eminem newly released diss track “Killshot”. The track was the latest in the pair’s feud which began in 2012 when MGK tweeted that Em’s daughter, Hailie Jade, was “hot as fuck”. “Killshot” was a response […]

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Reynolds recently revealed his email on American TV, but you get a hilarious response if you send him a message Banter-merchant-in-chief Ryan Reynolds has offered a hilarious response to Mark Wahlberg’s extreme workout schedule that recently went viral. In case you missed it, here’s what a typical day for Marky Mark looks like… And, not one […]

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If you’re gonna shoot at the king… Eminem has fired back at Machine Gun Kelly with a new diss track titled “Killshot.” The song is a response to Kelly’s “Rap Devil,” which itself was a response to Eminem’s “Not Alike” – following a feud that began after Kelly tweeted in 2012 that Em’s daughter, Hailie Jade, […]

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The Weather Channel reporter was bracing for his life, but not everyone seemed as worried about the wind There’s no doubt that Hurricane Florence is causing some real problems in America right now as it rips through North and South Carolina and Virginia, but a clip has gone viral that appears to show a weather reporter hamming […]

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In partnership with eToro Prize details: 2x prizes to the following Premier League match; Tottenham Hotspur vs Liverpool (12:30pm on Saturday 15th September) There will be 2x winners selected. Each winner will win a pair of tickets to the match. Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the competition tweet/like the […]

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The Brexiteer has been subject to abuse in front of his children Jacob Rees-Mogg was subject to abuse whilst leaving his family home alongside his children on Tuesday. Protesters greeted the backbench Tory politician with a banner that read: “We must devastate the avenues where the wealthy live.” As well as that, people in the […]

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Pour one out for a lost friend In what must be a top contender for the saddest RIP of 2018 so far, Spoons has decided it will no longer sell cut-price Jägerbombs as Britain continues its course to leave the European Union. It comes as part of a move that will see the pub-chain ban […]

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Today was the 17th anniversary of the disaster This morning President Donald Trump marked the anniversary of the Twin Towers’ collapse in his usual succinct fashion on Twitter. 17 years since September 11th! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 11, 2018 But the Independent reports that in the aftermath of the disaster itself he behaved in […]

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Anyone who grew up in the 90s will remember taking trips to their local video store We might be spoilt for choice with Netflix on our laptops nowadays, but searching the shelves for the right movie and buying the popcorn at the till on a Friday night felt like a special treat. Popping the tape […]

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Entrants must be 16 years or over. The winner will need to be a resident of GB. No purchase is necessary. The winner will be selected at random from all correct entries received before the closing time. “The Prize” – A Limited Edition Spider-Man PS4 Pro No bulk, machine generated, consumer group or third party […]

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They want to avoid a ‘pasty war’ Greggs seems like it’s taken over the country recently. Having been a staple up north for years, the company has slowly advanced down south, with 130 new branches planned to be opened in the UK this year alone and its pasty joints even taking over the previously pastry-barren high […]

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How has it taken this long for mankind to invent this? As we write this, it is a Sunday morning. There is a good chance you feel a little bit worse for wear. You didn’t intend to have a big one. Stay in, save some money, watch film, get a takeaway, maybe play some video […]

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In partnership with Lynx How much do you trust your Instagram followers… Enough to let them decide your fate for a whole 48 hours? What if they told you to abseil down the towering Table Mountain in Cape Town? Or sent you swimming with sharks (thankfully in a cage!)? That’s exactly what JOE did with […]

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‘I work for the Conservative Party, but like-minded colleagues and I have vowed to thwart parts of Theresa May’s agenda and her worst inclinations.’

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They are going to be living the dream Some things just sound too good to be true. Anything that tastes good and purports to be healthy. Likely bullshit. Anything offering you something for free on the internet. A scam. Any young footballer hyped up to be the next Messi or Ronaldo. I’ll believe it when […]

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Does drawing a penis on something ever get old? Some things never get old, The Simpsons, the music of The Clash, saying “here he comes” when your mate’s walking towards you – but none of those thing, and I mean none of those things, compare to drawing a penis on something. From primary school, to secondary, […]

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ThinkMarkets Terms and Conditions Prize details: 2x ringside tickets to Amir Khan vs Samuel Vargas at the Arena Birmingham on September 8. There will be one winner selected. To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the tweet. The competition opens at 15:00 on 5 September 2018 and closes at 15:00 on 6 September 2018 (GMT). […]

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A big moment for afternoon telly Players on The Chase won a combined total of £100,000 today – the highest amount ever won on a daytime TV show. Diane, Luca, Tim and Gayna were each handed £25,000 after beating Chaser Anne ‘The Governess’ Hegerty and taking 21 steps on the board. Anne ran out of time with […]

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“Some of us are mountain climbers. If you get to the top of your favourite mountain and you stay there, you become an observer. I want to keep climbing.”

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He wasn’t a happy bunny

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More than 10 is a good score Breakfast, we are so often told, is the most important meal of the day. The one that should set a precedent for your day ahead, put that spring in your step and just get you really fucking hyped for existence. So, with me trying to think of a […]

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The Hammond family were staying in a villa in St Tropez when the incident happened Richard Hammond’s wife Mindy has revealed that she fears the couple were gassed when on holiday in the South of France. The pair were staying in a villa in St Tropez and had hosted a 1920s-themed cocktail party the night they were burgled. […]

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The secret behind one of the show’s best one-off characters.

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Controversial opinion: Nutella is amazing It is thick, chocolatey, nutty, full of sugar, and absolutely delicious. Ok, it might not be the healthiest of foods, but it is just so good. It is amazing on toast, in crepes, or if you are feeling particularly dirty, just straight eating it out of a jar with a […]

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‘People need to stop telling lies and get their facts right’ Hector Bellerin has accused a Daily Mail report of ‘telling lies’ about him. The article, which appeared in the Sport section of MailOnline on Thursday, claimed the Arsenal right-back had spent £25,000 on a painting of himself, created by artist Endless. In a tweet […]

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Congrats Ed, nice one It appears that Ed Sheeran has secretly got married to his fiancée Cherry Seaborn, at least judging by his response to questioning during a recent interview. The 27-year-old musician blushed and pointed at his ‘wedding ring’ after being asked when he planned to wed Seaborn whilst being interviewed by Access. Ed was […]

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Idiocracy was not a hit when it was first released Mike Judge is the genius who created Beavis & Butthead, King of the Hill and Silicon Valley. Yet despite that track record on TV, his movies have not had that much luck at the box office. His first live-action movie, Office Space, is now regarded […]

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And the nominees are…

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A terrifying incident saw two of the plane’s tires blow out during takeoff Post Malone hit out at his haters after his private jet was forced to make an emergency landing overnight. The 23-year-0ld musician was one of 14 passengers travelling aboard a Gulfstream plane to the UK from New Jersey’s Teterboro Airport when the […]

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It shows him throwing up into a bin Gordon’s not a man known for mincing his words, so you can imagine he had an expletive-filled reaction to the news he is being sued by a US restaurant over an “unflattering video”. The video was taken from his Kitchen Nightmares TV programme and shows the chef complaining over […]

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Messi, am I right? There’s not much more that can be written about Messi – the master of Camp Nou, the perpetual schoolboy, the human sand-timer slowly running out. At his best, there seems nothing he cannot do on the football pitch, yet people continue to question his status as the GOAT. The latest controversy […]

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Rejoice, the reason an entire generation can’t afford a house is now available in extra, extra large size! Avocados might be the go-to vegetable for gammon to insult millennials, but in a way, Piers Morgan et al have a point about them. Because we do really, really love avocados. They are great, even if it’s […]

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The August bank holiday weekend symbolises many things The end of the summer. The Reading and Leeds festivals. Er, Bond films on TV, probably. But this year, it could just mean a really, really big steak. Ok, that might not be traditional, but Aldi have got you covered if you just really want some meat. […]

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Go and hunt these out Seeking out the reduced items is a real skill. There is an art to knowing when your local supermarket stickers up all the fresh food that is about to go out of date and puts it out at dirt cheap prices. Do it right, and you can walk out with […]

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Can it really brie? Remember all those careers advise meetings you had in school? The ones you bumbled through and didn’t know what to say, as the man opposite you – tie loose, beads of sweat on his forehead, a look of resignation in his eyes that told you this definitely wasn’t the job he […]

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Dan Roberts branded Baron Cohen’s behaviour “malicious” Gun activist Dan Roberts has said he is hoping to take legal action against comedian Sacha Baron Cohen after he was tricked into putting a sex toy in his mouth during an appearance on Who Is America?. Roberts branded Baron Cohen’s behaviour “malicious”, after an episode of the […]

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It’s only being sold in Sweden at the moment From their proven better quality of life to their more liberal political attitudes, there’s a lot to envy about Sweden as a Brit. But, if you didn’t think you could grow any greener in your attitude towards our Scandanavia brothers, then you’d be wrong. It turns out […]

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Science has a name for it It turns out that there is a name for being annoyed by someone loudly eating, tapping their fingers or breathing heavily. It has been diagnosed as a psychological condition called misophonia. To find this out, researchers at Newcastle University scanned the brains of 42 people – 20 suffering from misophonia […]

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Two others are also being lined up for the role Holly Willoughby is reportedly being lined up to join Declan Donnelly on the next series of I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here. The news come after it was confirmed Ant McPartlin won’t be presenting the show later this year. The Mirror reports that although […]

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The new Premier League season is upon us It may feel like the World Cup only ended yesterday but it did in fact come to an end almost an entire month ago and here we are, on the cusp of a brand new Premier League season. Gone are the moments of pure, unadulterated joy that […]

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To infinity and beyond… We finally know when Toy Story 4 will be out in cinemas, four years after its release was announced in 2014. The date was announced by the film’s director Josh Cooley on Twitter overnight. He tweeted a picture of the number 4, adding the caption: “JUNE 21 2019”. JUNE 21 2019 […]

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CHIIP SHOP REMIX Look, sometimes random juxtapositions are just really funny, ok? Random shit = LOLs. So, popular singing star Dua Lipa was singing on television, and someone was watching with the subtitles on. Don’t ask why they were watching it with the subtitles on. Maybe they just wanted to know what the lyrics are. […]

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For your next killer hangover Sure, you can go to various cafes to get a full English breakfast when you need one. But really we all know the best ones are the ones you make yourself. That way you can get the sausage exactly how you want them, choose what eggs you want, and make […]

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Sponsored by Studio Canal. When big movie stars decide to get behind camera and direct, it can go one of two ways. Sometimes, we get Ben Affleck, making movies like Gone Baby Gone and The Town. But often, it goes the way of Angelina Jolie’s directorial efforts, Unbroken or By The Sea. Remember them? Or Ryan […]

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