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Labour candidate apologises for ‘threesome with Ed Miliband and a goat’ gaff

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Hardman Jason Statham’s best ever role…as a gyrating silver go-go dancer

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UEFA Champions League: The night in pictures

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Liverpool to take action against fan who branded praying Muslims ‘a disgrace’

World Champion sprinter: I’d leave Arsenal pair in my dust

David Beckham and five others proving that grey is the new black

Johnny Marr: ‘Most new houses I’ve seen look sh*t’

Cantona: Messi? Ronaldo? Non! The best player in the world is…Javier Pastore

City’s Toni Duggan apologises for her snap with Van Gaal

Mumford & Sons: We wouldn’t join Tidal (…but weren’t asked)

Busker serenades David Cameron with F-bombs

United rediscover their true spirit in rousing derby victory

The Weird Science of Ander Herrera at Man United

Amir Khan: I am more British than UKIP

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Raheem Sterling caught up in snake charming controversy

Sean St Ledger and Taylor Swift…in her wildest dreams

Zlatan marks his Parisian century in style

David Cameron looking all presidential…or maybe not

Paul Downton leaves role as ECB managing director

Is the BBC hiding its funniest comedy talent online?

Martin Tyler and the excitable incident

Famous idiot meets TV celebrity on boat

Arsenal’s new kit – A fitting tribute to Abou Diaby

Malky Mackay: Was there a secret deal with UKIP?

Liverpool Football Club and the Curse of Nivea Men

Liverpool fans react to Arsenal loss and fading hopes of a top four finish

Video: Comedian John Oliver scoops Edward Snowden interview

David Lynch pulls out of Twin Peaks reboot in dramatic announcement

Fans riot after US college basketball game

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