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To celebrate scoring his 400th goal for Barcelona, Lionel Messi demands that Nicolas Otamendi drops a fierce beat so that he can show off his breakdancing skills. Just look at his windmilling technique, the cheeky little undercover b-boy! Mad props! FC Barcelona v Valencia CF - La Liga : News Photo

FC Barcelona v Valencia CF - La Liga : News Photo

The lads have all been wanting to tell Gareth Bale his hair is sh*te for ages but didn't want to hurt his feelings. They ask Ronaldo to have a tactful word, and broach the subject with his trademark savoir. "Your hair is sh*t mate. Sort it out," Ronnie tells him... Real Madrid CF v Malaga CF - La Liga : News Photo

Real Madrid CF v Malaga CF - La Liga : News Photo

Marouane Fellaini and Kurt Zouma are an interpretive dance duo who go by the name Brioche. Despite their failure to qualify for this year's 'Britain's Got Talent', Brioche feel their journey has only just begun. They call this one 'Requiem for a Wet Fart'... Chelsea v Manchester United - Premier League : News Photo

Chelsea v Manchester United - Premier League : News Photo

Some absolute div at Chelsea forgot to arrange a squad photo for the beginning of the season. Every single one of the club's playing staff, including those currently on loan, have been invited back to take part. Here they're all saluting club legend Ken Monkou... Chelsea v Manchester United - Premier League : News Photo

Chelsea's Oscar and Manchester United's Paddy McNair have been talking the p*ss out of Phil Jones for weeks. They were both doing Phil Jones faces when Phil Jones suddenly turned around. Here they're both frozen to spot, hoping he's not noticed. He has... Chelsea v Manchester United - Premier League : News Photo

It started spitting briefly at Wembley today and Reading chairman Sir John Madejski thought he'd 'do a Cliff Richard' and sing a few songs to entertain the crowd. Moments after this photo was taken, Greg Dyke advised him not to use the term 'do a Cliff Richard'... Arsenal v Reading - FA Cup Semi-Final : News Photo

Arsenal v Reading - FA Cup Semi-Final : News Photo

Gunnersaurus is seen here trying to cop off with the Reading mascot, who seemed to have succumbed to his dinosaur wiles. What she doesn't realise is that Gunnersaurus is right bounder and was only bumping uglies with Aston Villa's Bella the Lion the other night, the mucky scoundrel... Arsenal v Reading - FA Cup Semi-Final : News Photo

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