UEFA Champions League: The night in pictures

Real's Iker Casillas is well annoyed at Atletico's Gabi here. They'd agreed to 'not do a big thing' for their respective kids' birthdays and Gabi goes and organises a Champions League encounter... Atletico Madrid's Koke and Mario Suarez were enjoying a nice picnic on the grass when this d*ckhead comes along and tramples dogsh*t all over their sarnies... Gianluigi Buffon thinks he spots his childhood love in the crowd. After all these years he still thinks about her. He still pines for me. It wasn't her. It was a fella. Alessandro Matri of Juventus and Layvin Kurzawa of AS Monaco reenact their favourite scenes from 2003 Farrelly brothers comedy Stuck on You. Predictably, Berbatov isn't a fan of that kind of 'gross-out' humour... The first two installations of an 'Evolution of Beards' exhibition in Madrid. Really, you must check it out if you're there on a city break. Must see... Yannick Ferreira-Carrasco finds out he's come third to Aaron Ramsey and a Spanish gigolo in the 2015 Olivier Giroud lookalike contest... Pavel Kralovec breaks it to the lads - at the airport - that he's forgotten their tickets for the trip to Prague. It's a race against time now before they close the gates. FFS Pavel...