Harry Redknapp: ‘This is the worst Liverpool team in years’

The Son has got his hat(-trick) on after quick double for Spurs (Video)

Spurs’ Trippier proves nominative determinism is a thing by conceding penalty (Video)

Adam Lallana scores a beauty for Liverpool against Bordeaux (Video)

Liverpool youngster inspires the most ridiculous/brilliant football banner ever (Pic)

Watch Xavi score on his debut for Qatari club Al-Sadd

James Wilson suddenly part of Van Gaal’s plans again

Wenger’s selection achieves nothing but prove that Arsenal are gold-plated

Dinamo Zagreb v Arsenal – Player ratings

Gerrard: Chelsea need John Terry in their team to succeed (Video)

Arsenal lineup to face Dinamo Zagreb – confirmed

Chelsea drop Terry, Matic, Ivanovic and Costa – starting XI here

Man United broken by Hector Moreno…and Louis van Gaal

PSV Eindhoven v Manchester United – Player ratings

Man City’s £11m boy wonder scores a brilliant solo goal against Juventus kids (Video)

PSV Eindhoven vs Man United starting lineups – Anthony Martial starts

Man United’s U19 Champions League victory over PSV has a distinctly English feel (Video)

Adidas to sue Skechers for ‘Stan Smith-alikes’ (Pics)

Members of the public told the original iPhone is the 6s and they can’t stop praising it (Video)

Matt Damon: Jason Bourne would kick Batman’s arse

Tom Hardy handles this question about his sexual preferences brilliantly (Video)

Why Thomas Muller is worth £88m purely for the LOLs alone (Video)

Ronaldo or Messi: Players and pundits have their say (Video)

Gerrard: ‘Rodgers made me text top stars to convince them to join Liverpool’

Watch Van Gaal tell this fan who the best player he’s ever coached is (Video)

This fanatical Barca fan loves Messi a little too much (Pic)

Listen to Jose Mourinho interrupt Roberto Martinez’s interview with the F-bomb

Wayne Rooney may miss Man United’s game with Liverpool

Athletic Bilbao stars challenge each other to basketball trick shots (Video)

Watch David de Gea’s first interview since agreeing a new deal at Man United (Video)

Aussie Glenn Maxwell saves a certain six with genius catch (Video)

Van Gaal: Criticism? The fans shout my name!

Steven Gerrard still haunted by Fergie criticism

JOE’s weekend preview: Jose, City, Martial, Liverpool and Spurs

British eccentric invents flying machine made out of 54 drones (Video)

German players reacting to their FIFA 16 stats is hilarious (Video)

Michael Stipe tells Donald Trump to ‘go f**k himself’ for using REM music

Young kid gets within touching distance of Rooney before being ushered away (Video)

Conservative Party ‘spy’ hilariously chased out of Jeremy Corbyn rally (Video)

Promoters of Krays movie ingeniously use a bad review to their advantage

Watch this cruel camerawoman kick fleeing refugees (Video)

Is this speech Wayne Rooney’s most impressive display of the season? (Video)

England vs Switzerland – Player Ratings

Januzaj scores his first goal in Dortmund colours and looks ecstatic…not (Video)

Guilty Pleasures: Why there’s nothing wrong with loving cheesy pop

Everton’s Mo Besic sent off for Bosnia… for throwing his chewing gum at an opponent (Video)

This iconic image of a Syrian man clinging to his family has a happy ending

The 5 types of Arsenal supporter

Chris Pratt has a very simple but moving message about fatherhood

Brilliant Rio 2016 video challenges preconceptions about disabled people