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An embarrassing screw-up has led to the invention of the first ever “selfie bench”
Notice anything wrong with this bench?
10 years ago
The ‘fire spray challenge’ is the latest highly dangerous craze among teenagers
This is sadly pretty popular with the kids right now…
10 years ago
Science explains why everybody hates Nickelback
Finally we know
10 years ago
Of course there’s now a racehorse called Horsey McHorseface
Run like the wind Horsey…
10 years ago
Watch this toddler defend his grandma from police with a heavy metal pipe
This kid is not to be messed with…
10 years ago
After you’ve eaten this pizza you can smoke weed out of the box
For when you just can’t choose…
10 years ago
15 reasons you should be dating someone from Australia
Life’s just better Down Under…
10 years ago
Porn star cringes and laughs as she watches her own films
Look at me now…
10 years ago
This Korean guy has a better British accent than you do
Its all about the ‘glottal stop’…
10 years ago
You’ll need a £106,000 salary to buy a London house by 2020
London is turning into a real life Monopoly board. Sorry, but you can’t afford to play. Homeless charity Shelter commissioned a report into the state of our capital’s “affordable” housing market. Shockingly, findings indicate that, by the year 2020, you’ll need to be making a salary of more than £100,000 in order to afford your own place. via […]
10 years ago
Emojis mean totally different things on different phones
An emoji-nal rollercoaster…
10 years ago
Why you should be drinking six coffees per day
Good news for caffeine-heads…
10 years ago
This is why your eyes are gooey or crusty after you wake up in the morning
Mucus much?
10 years ago
This is what Snapchat emojis really mean
Just like words, emojis can have multiple definitions. For example, while the ‘women with bunny ears’ emoji is usually shared amongst young women in a display of friendship, it was originally designed to be a dualistic representation of the Bunny Girl, a subservient Japanese sexual symbol associated with cosplay and anime. Some linguistics experts even predict that […]
10 years ago
‘First Dates’ guy’s cringeworthy joke about his ex’s vagina sets Twitter on fire
It smelled like WHAT?!
10 years ago
France asks Britain to send naked people for its nudist beaches
Urgent request: France wants naked Brits to fill its beaches…
10 years ago
This is why your dog stares at you as it poops
He’s not embarrassed…
10 years ago
Brothers prank their sister with a “real” zombie apocalypse after her dental surgery
“We can only take one pet. Which one do you want? The cat or the dog?”
10 years ago
Science reveals why you look ridiculous when you orgasm
Here’s why your face goes all weird…
10 years ago
Study examines what really happens to your brain on LSD
What effect does LSD really have on the brain?
10 years ago
Child-like sex dolls are “helping” paedophiles, claims creator
Is this really ethical?
10 years ago
People really love Dennis Skinner’s ‘Dodgy Dave’ smear about David Cameron
“Do what you like!”
10 years ago
What happens when you ask Siri about Jon Snow from Game Of Thrones
Dead is dead… Or is it?
10 years ago
This McDonald’s horror story is enough to put you off ordering a milkshake for life
He wasn’t loving it…
10 years ago
The internet reacts to claims David Cameron is “trapped in wealth”
No holding back
10 years ago
Donald Trump’s kids won’t be voting for him in New York’s election battle
Trump is at least two votes down…
10 years ago
This is how much time most men need after orgasm before they’re ready for another round
Please wait…restoring refractory settings…
10 years ago
Scottish politician doesn’t notice pigs humping behind him in TV interview
What is it with British politicians and pigs lately? A Scottish Liberal Democrat MP has set a new bar for iconic television interviews this morning on a visit to the Gorgie City Farm and Sanctuary in Edinburgh. So, I'm at a farm with Willie Rennie. Fill out your bingo cards now – how many animals will I manage […]
10 years ago
This story about a British mum being “in love” with her son is freaking people out
Both mother and son claim the relationship doesn’t classify as incest
10 years ago
This weird naming pattern could help you pick the Grand National winner
Surely this is worth a punt?
10 years ago
This prankster makes commuters really awkward with explicit fake book covers
“If I Did It: How I Would have done 9/11”
10 years ago
This awkward Tinder match unravels into Panda based weirdness
One of the most frustrating Tinder chats of all time
10 years ago
The hardest dog breed quiz you’ll take today
What type of canines are these little fellas?
10 years ago
People are loving how the new Star Wars trailer is set on the London Underground
Expect major delays on the tube today…
10 years ago
New app ‘Juicebox’ is here to answer your awkward sex questions
Juicebox is your new sexual BBF
10 years ago
Dynamo uses one simple trick to fool you almost every time
It’s so simple you’ll kick yourself…
10 years ago
You’re far more likely to be overweight if you live in these areas
There’s one huge determining factor in your weight…
10 years ago
Science reveals what Testoterone actually does to your brain
Testosterone might be turning you into a jerk…
10 years ago
How to actually chat up a woman, according to two women
It’s surprisingly simple, but it’s all in the delivery
10 years ago
Johnny Depp ripping off his Donald Trump mask is weirdly mesmerising to watch
A very a-peel-ing watch.
10 years ago
If you think our politicians are acting like bratty kids, then this campaign ad is for you
These five-year-old kids are better politicians than the real thing
10 years ago
A “Weed-N-Juice” delivery service has launched – and it’s completely legal
A Sunday morning hangover cure, direct to your door…
10 years ago
“No evidence” that Porsche is responsible for the crash that killed Paul Walker
Investigators say the car may have been travelling at up to 94mph when it crashed
10 years ago
Someone has phoned the police because they were banned from McDonald’s
This is the definition of a ‘McRage’
10 years ago
Apparently there’s a reason people die very soon after their partners
Could a serious break-up put you six feet under? Researchers at a university in Denmark have found that people going through bereavement are considerably more likely to suffer from a dangerous irregular heartbeat or even death. The same could be true of a separation or a nasty divorce. Surprisingly, those under sixty whose partners die unexpectedly are the […]
10 years ago
This image of Donald Trump without his fake tan is disturbing the Internet
The most disturbing thing you’ll see today
10 years ago
ISIS are trying to scare the UK with another dodgily edited propaganda video
They’ve ‘burned’ the Union flag
10 years ago
Google self-driving car involved in messy collision with bus
No human was at fault…
10 years ago
People are delighted that Smithers from The Simpsons is coming out as gay
It will be part of a new storyline.
10 years ago
A guy has made a robot that’s the spitting image of Scarlett Johansson
Can you trademark your own appearance? Scarlett Johansson might want to look into that. That’s because Ricky Ma, a 42-year-old designer and self-taught engineer based in Hong Kong, has built a humanoid robot that eerily resembles the Avengers actress. The robot, named ‘Mark 1’, is made form 3D-printed lifelike silicone skin and more than 30 individual moving […]
10 years ago